That's one way to get over a fear of birds -- or fear of bird poop

(AP photo)
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Comments
That long thing hanging down behind you butt better not be poop!!!
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | August 25, 2008 6:49 AM
The bird's christian name was Samuel, but all of his close friends knew him simply as tripod.
Posted by: Matthew | August 25, 2008 9:12 AM
Wow, I wonder how his head got so red, could it be blood from his last victim?
Posted by: Lisa VandeGiessen | August 25, 2008 9:55 AM
Please don't peck my eyes out...please don't peck my eyes out...MOMMY!
Posted by: Heather | August 25, 2008 12:00 PM
The bird or the kid,which one poop's first?
Posted by: paul f. | August 25, 2008 12:36 PM
Don't worry; everyone gets nervous on their first day of Jack Hanna Training School.
Posted by: Witt | August 25, 2008 1:45 PM
The NBC Peacock inspecting a future Olympian for the 2016 Games.
Posted by: RickStar | August 25, 2008 9:28 PM
Is that a feather or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Eric | August 25, 2008 9:36 PM
OK, so if a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, how much is this scary thing on my shoulder worth?
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | August 26, 2008 1:02 PM
Look kid, you can grimace at me all day, but you gotta face the fact that no matter how hard you practice, you will never be able to fly to the top of a statue and walk around on its head.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | August 31, 2008 1:03 AM
Just what kind of bird is that sitting on the kids shoulder looks like it might be from another planet
Posted by: Birdzilla | October 26, 2008 5:49 PM