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President Bush to Michael Phelps: Is this thing made of chocolate?

 

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To keep with the Olympics spirit, leave your funny caption for this gold medal encounter between President Bush and Maryland's own Michael PhelpsClick here to check out the competition and be funnier than them.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 5:00 AM | | Comments (27)
Categories: Athletes, Celebrities, Politicians
        

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Yes Mr President it is exciting. I bet I can buy ten, maybe twelve gallons of gas with this thing.

Now it's my turn...

Hey Mikey Skinny Swimmer Guy, think I can borrow this? Laura is always saying she likes a man with mettle.

"No sir, you don't get this for swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool."

President Bush and Michael Phelps discuss their respective accomplishments of the last 8 years.

You know, Mike, if we just SAY that I won the medal, I'm sure no one would question it...what do you say?

CAN I WIN ONE OF THESE THINGS FOR PRESIDENTING?

bling bling!

You don't say, the 200 meter breast stroke? Tee hee hee, I said breast.

A gold medal? That's all you got? I'm the President of the United States! Top that backstroke boy!

Is this for me? tee hee hee

You beat the evildoers.

You will give me this if I don't pat your butt

Ya know, I bought Laura one of those Bedazzlers from what they call a... informational TV commercial. I could get her to make this look really classy for you. Kinda all sparkly and shiny and everything. I like sparkly and shiny and everything.

Now you just give me that there metal [sic] son and I won't have the storm troopers raid your house. Deal?

President Bush: Gee boy, that medal is heavier than anything floatin' 'round in my head.



Michael Phelps:Yes sir, Mr. President. I think the nation would agree.

President Bush: Now if I hold this to my ear, will I hear the ocean?



Michael Phelps: (thinking) I'm so glad I have pool water in my ears and can't hear him.

You mean you had to swim everyday for the last 15 years to earn this? Geesh! Whenever I want something I just call my brother, Jeb.

You know you have to pay taxes on this, don't cha?

Bush: Would you be my running mate?

Phelps: Mr. President, you can't run anymore.

Hey, do you think my Daddy could buy me one of these?

Michael, those wrinkles in my forehead are lanes leading to the gold.

"Shucks, Us Texicans can bite that and see if it's real.

Michael Phelps receives a special gold medal for sitting through dinner with President Bush.

While you were swimming for this medal, Did you happen to come across any weapons of Mmass Destruction from either the Iraq or Iranian swimmers?

Good evening, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, will be out-swim every human being on the planet.

So Mike? this war im "running" is getting pretty expensive, think i could borrow that, ive heard gold is pricy these days

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