Polly wanna cracker? No, Polly needs a bath

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(AP photo)
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Comments
In an ever declining economy some have looked for innovative of ways of saving money, namely showering outdoors and having parakeets perform bodily piercing.
Posted by: Matthew | August 21, 2008 7:36 AM
What did I do to you flock of parrots to make you torment me like this!!!
Posted by: William J | August 21, 2008 8:29 AM
Say! (said the bird) You should not be out in a thunderstorm with metal on your chest. With the metal in your mouth I would keep it closed also.
Posted by: Robin | August 21, 2008 8:49 AM
IF I could get this human that's attached to my but off, I could fly out of this stuff
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | August 21, 2008 11:39 AM
Polly want to disappear,how indignant.
Posted by: paul f. | August 21, 2008 12:28 PM
Nipple rings, huh? The parrott wasn't gay enough?
Posted by: patrick | August 21, 2008 1:29 PM
Looks like this water is really cold.
Posted by: Brian Thiesen | August 21, 2008 2:30 PM
PITA War Cry
Posted by: Gary | August 21, 2008 3:24 PM
H E L P !
Posted by: oracle pyle | August 21, 2008 3:57 PM
Polly and Travis have a symbiotic relationship. Travis prefers to share the company of exotic birds when he sings in the public shower at the beach. Polly enjoys a good Freddie Mercury impersonation.
Posted by: Quinn | August 21, 2008 4:08 PM
Numbing your gag reflex for a featherless bird??
Posted by: Bigfoot | August 21, 2008 7:20 PM
What a cry baby, the pinch of my talons cannot compare to the pain of getting your nipples pierced
Posted by: smc | August 21, 2008 10:27 PM
This angry guy understands yelling, but is still a bit confused about the term "flipping the bird."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | August 23, 2008 11:59 AM
"where are the worms usually attached to those fishing hooks?"
Posted by: VL | August 28, 2008 5:57 AM