Why did the chicken model cross the road?

(AP photo)
To get to the fashion show, silly. I guess anything can be fashionable lately, even some crazy Dutch figurine hat. Post your hillarious captions as a comment below. See what captions others have already submitted.






Comments
Models bring new meaning to the words--hot chick!!!
Posted by: Christine Creenan | July 3, 2008 7:31 AM
The San Diego Chicken models high-end clothing in the off-season.
Posted by: B and T Crowd | July 3, 2008 8:08 AM
Professor Poultry goes undercover for an in-depth study of the psychology of Models
Posted by: Darrell | July 3, 2008 8:27 AM
Well, I got here early, but I don't know what kind of a worm I might get.
Posted by: oracle pyle | July 3, 2008 8:44 AM
Hmmm I guess the model came first, the chicken second, and the egg is out of the picture.
Posted by: craig | July 3, 2008 8:45 AM
Foghorn Leghorn in the unemployment line.
Posted by: Jeff | July 3, 2008 9:16 AM
I've heard of models with "chicken legs", but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Tony N | July 3, 2008 9:26 AM
This is what happens when diva models show up too late to get their makeup done
Posted by: alf | July 3, 2008 9:35 AM
Sara Jessica Parker "one ups" her London Red Carpet feathered chapeau.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 3, 2008 10:26 AM
Blatant product placement at the Recherche Du Temps Perdu fashion show.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 3, 2008 10:29 AM
Farm animals are back to work today after winning the discrimination suit against Marc Jacobs, just in time for the debut of the fall collection.
Posted by: dvsa | July 3, 2008 10:35 AM
Thank goodness models are vegetarian.
Posted by: cvp | July 3, 2008 2:09 PM
I knew I shouldn't have told Myeshia what I was wearing.
Posted by: Bob | July 3, 2008 2:09 PM
Intense pressure diversify runway models hatches surprising results!
Posted by: C | July 3, 2008 2:11 PM
New fashion model had recently stated to the press that she was afraid onlookers could see her fright whenever she stepped on the catwalk. We were amazed to see what developed after the pictures were taken.
Posted by: Ms. Jackie | July 3, 2008 2:16 PM
Francis Purdue shuns the family business and pins her hopes on modeling.
Posted by: Jeff | July 3, 2008 3:49 PM
Why is everyone staring? I got the memo to wear something green. This happens every St. Patrick's Day.
Posted by: Stephen | July 3, 2008 9:41 PM
Just beak-cause.
Posted by: bingo | July 3, 2008 10:51 PM
Donna Brazile, queued up to meet Hillary Clinton, conceals her identity from a young Princess Lea, at a gay pride event in Boston.
Posted by: AL | July 4, 2008 8:50 AM
Just like Cinderella's glass slipper could only fit the rightful owner's foot, I will be proven the rightful heir to the royalties of Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs with Ham."
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 4, 2008 9:08 PM
Paper bags are so last season
Posted by: Tim Young | July 8, 2008 12:41 AM