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John McCain: Come on. Is the bib really necessary?

 

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(AP photo)

Why would John McCain be wearing a bib? You tell us! Submit your funny captions for this photo as a comment below. See what others have said already because duplicates won't be posted.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 6:00 AM | | Comments (44)
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Here you are Senator, this will keep the rhetoric off your nice tie.

Wait a minute... I'm a Diamondbacks fan!

Senator McCain dons a protective bib prior to having his hair highlighted in Cinncinatti.

Putin's maid prepares to serve the ugly American his just deserts.

My note from home says I can only have Pablum and Ensure.

Now who's going to feed him?

McCains staff changes his position on baseball, healthcare and the war all while he catches a quick 3-hour nap.

Senator McCain bows his head in prayer as he combines reaching out to the evangelicals with identifying with the senior citizens.

Damn. Diaper's full, too.

This bib hates our freedom.

abuse at dc nursing homes hits home for senator.

Beans beans the musical fruit....uh the more you eat the more sumpin sumpin I can't remember the rest

Bet he still gets some on his tie.

Now that's campaign discipline: even McCain's BIB is focused on the color he wants all states to turn on Election Night!

They did this to me in Baltimore to let everyone know I'm a tourist who doesn't know how to eat crabs.

Thank You! I know I will start drooling soon too...

"I'll be the perfect model for Gerber's new line of Senior Foods. My favorite dessert is the Apple Dumpling Gang."

John McCain dresses for his presentation in the National Press Club Luncheon Speaker Series.

After becoming a war hero, John McCain decides to take on his only phobia - bibs.

Thanks for the help. I can't get my zipper either!

No! No! No! Cindy always ties my bib!

John gets dressed up for a heapin' helpin' of pie in another hilarious scene from 'Weekend at Bernie's IV: Candidate Corpse'

Mommy I don't want a bib.I'm a big boy now.

But Mommy I don't like strain green beans

bib courtesy of bush's baked beans.

Maybe he'll wake up if I choke him a little.

Hurry up. I'm ready to hurl.

Obama wants his diaper changed, so I'll just wear a bib!

As the lady ties john's bib for him.He looks down and thinks "This should make me look even more Presidential now.

Now, where did I put that Obama Mallet?

Oh thanks, I needed something to catch all of my political spit-up!

Don't worry, my campaign isn't as messy as my eating habits.

Unable to forcibly equalize the poll numbers for which candidate is more "dignified", McCain finally agrees to wear a bib in order to have parity with Obama. Back stage before their first town hall, Obama is putting on a tux, McCain focus-group tested outerwear designed to make the candidates "equal" "in the eyes of voters", as demanded by Annenberg CPB, the sponsor of the event, as a prerequisite.

Who said I was old?

Hey! I'm old but I'm not drooling yet!

Does this thing make me look fat?

Caregiver: " No John, I didn't flip flop it's dinner time first, then we take our meds, then we take a bath and then we go beddy bye"

What if it's people though?

Oh, come on! Does it look like I need a haircut?

Oops, I dribbled on myself.z

...there now I'm ready for the show. I love Gallager!

I know Obama cant eat as many Gold Star Hot dogs as I can.

Hurry up---- I want to play the airplane game with the strained peas now.....when I'm president I'll have my very own feeder person----blahhhhhh.....

"Now Senator, Mrs. McCain has already called and said "That tie is a designer, and if he gets chili on it, I will not be very happy".
Senator McCain, "Well, okay, if Mama's not happy, no one is."

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