John McCain: Come on. Is the bib really necessary?

(AP photo)
Why would John McCain be wearing a bib? You tell us! Submit your funny captions for this photo as a comment below. See what others have said already because duplicates won't be posted.
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(AP photo)
Why would John McCain be wearing a bib? You tell us! Submit your funny captions for this photo as a comment below. See what others have said already because duplicates won't be posted.
Comments
Here you are Senator, this will keep the rhetoric off your nice tie.
Posted by: EjG | July 2, 2008 7:27 AM
Wait a minute... I'm a Diamondbacks fan!
Posted by: Belinda | July 2, 2008 7:54 AM
Senator McCain dons a protective bib prior to having his hair highlighted in Cinncinatti.
Posted by: Jeff | July 2, 2008 8:08 AM
Putin's maid prepares to serve the ugly American his just deserts.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 2, 2008 8:47 AM
My note from home says I can only have Pablum and Ensure.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 2, 2008 8:50 AM
Now who's going to feed him?
Posted by: Chad | July 2, 2008 8:51 AM
McCains staff changes his position on baseball, healthcare and the war all while he catches a quick 3-hour nap.
Posted by: Pete | July 2, 2008 9:12 AM
Senator McCain bows his head in prayer as he combines reaching out to the evangelicals with identifying with the senior citizens.
Posted by: shelly | July 2, 2008 9:30 AM
Damn. Diaper's full, too.
Posted by: Enrico | July 2, 2008 9:30 AM
This bib hates our freedom.
Posted by: mark | July 2, 2008 9:52 AM
abuse at dc nursing homes hits home for senator.
Posted by: rooster | July 2, 2008 11:08 AM
Beans beans the musical fruit....uh the more you eat the more sumpin sumpin I can't remember the rest
Posted by: Toad | July 2, 2008 11:22 AM
Bet he still gets some on his tie.
Posted by: Pete Rose | July 2, 2008 11:35 AM
Now that's campaign discipline: even McCain's BIB is focused on the color he wants all states to turn on Election Night!
Posted by: Blue Stater | July 2, 2008 12:18 PM
They did this to me in Baltimore to let everyone know I'm a tourist who doesn't know how to eat crabs.
Posted by: B and T Crowd | July 2, 2008 12:27 PM
Thank You! I know I will start drooling soon too...
Posted by: me | July 2, 2008 1:05 PM
"I'll be the perfect model for Gerber's new line of Senior Foods. My favorite dessert is the Apple Dumpling Gang."
Posted by: Havresmith | July 2, 2008 1:09 PM
John McCain dresses for his presentation in the National Press Club Luncheon Speaker Series.
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | July 2, 2008 1:16 PM
After becoming a war hero, John McCain decides to take on his only phobia - bibs.
Posted by: Ilya | July 2, 2008 1:23 PM
Thanks for the help. I can't get my zipper either!
Posted by: Dennis | July 2, 2008 1:50 PM
No! No! No! Cindy always ties my bib!
Posted by: maggie carthy | July 2, 2008 1:57 PM
John gets dressed up for a heapin' helpin' of pie in another hilarious scene from 'Weekend at Bernie's IV: Candidate Corpse'
Posted by: LL | July 2, 2008 2:02 PM
Mommy I don't want a bib.I'm a big boy now.
Posted by: paul forney | July 2, 2008 2:22 PM
But Mommy I don't like strain green beans
Posted by: Gerald | July 2, 2008 2:35 PM
bib courtesy of bush's baked beans.
Posted by: rooster | July 2, 2008 2:35 PM
Maybe he'll wake up if I choke him a little.
Posted by: oracle pyle | July 2, 2008 3:03 PM
Hurry up. I'm ready to hurl.
Posted by: Tony | July 2, 2008 3:37 PM
Obama wants his diaper changed, so I'll just wear a bib!
Posted by: Jeff | July 2, 2008 4:06 PM
As the lady ties john's bib for him.He looks down and thinks "This should make me look even more Presidential now.
Posted by: paul f. | July 2, 2008 7:46 PM
Now, where did I put that Obama Mallet?
Posted by: Bobbi | July 3, 2008 1:50 AM
Oh thanks, I needed something to catch all of my political spit-up!
Posted by: Sarah | July 3, 2008 12:48 PM
Don't worry, my campaign isn't as messy as my eating habits.
Posted by: Sarah | July 3, 2008 12:52 PM
Unable to forcibly equalize the poll numbers for which candidate is more "dignified", McCain finally agrees to wear a bib in order to have parity with Obama. Back stage before their first town hall, Obama is putting on a tux, McCain focus-group tested outerwear designed to make the candidates "equal" "in the eyes of voters", as demanded by Annenberg CPB, the sponsor of the event, as a prerequisite.
Posted by: AL | July 4, 2008 8:55 AM
Who said I was old?
Posted by: Matt | July 4, 2008 11:20 PM
Hey! I'm old but I'm not drooling yet!
Posted by: Joe MacDonald | July 7, 2008 9:58 AM
Does this thing make me look fat?
Posted by: Mo | July 11, 2008 10:16 AM
Caregiver: " No John, I didn't flip flop it's dinner time first, then we take our meds, then we take a bath and then we go beddy bye"
Posted by: Christopher Curry | July 11, 2008 11:23 AM
What if it's people though?
Posted by: David Beren Richard | July 14, 2008 11:17 PM
Oh, come on! Does it look like I need a haircut?
Posted by: Mikey Mike | July 15, 2008 9:05 AM
Oops, I dribbled on myself.z
Posted by: Danielle D | July 15, 2008 9:19 AM
...there now I'm ready for the show. I love Gallager!
Posted by: Derrick Thompson | July 15, 2008 9:51 AM
I know Obama cant eat as many Gold Star Hot dogs as I can.
Posted by: Brian Pierce | July 15, 2008 1:13 PM
Hurry up---- I want to play the airplane game with the strained peas now.....when I'm president I'll have my very own feeder person----blahhhhhh.....
Posted by: Carol | July 15, 2008 1:20 PM
"Now Senator, Mrs. McCain has already called and said "That tie is a designer, and if he gets chili on it, I will not be very happy".
Senator McCain, "Well, okay, if Mama's not happy, no one is."
Posted by: Nana | July 17, 2008 9:16 PM