If you've got a hat made with Hummel figurines ...

(AP photo)
... you might be a redneck.
Try your hand at putting a caption with this unusual fella. Read what others have already said about him.
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(AP photo)
... you might be a redneck.
Try your hand at putting a caption with this unusual fella. Read what others have already said about him.
Comments
Dang Gargamel! That's one way to warn Smurfs to stay off your lawn!!
Posted by: Patrick | July 1, 2008 7:57 AM
See? I told you I had enough teeth to make this hat!
Posted by: Anthony D | July 1, 2008 8:28 AM
Carmen Miranda's illegitimate son tries for a career of his own.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 1, 2008 9:19 AM
When I told the Old Dutch Cleanser folks that I used their product to clean my teeth, they gave me this hat, an all-expense paid trip to Iraq, and $10,000 to keep it to myself.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 1, 2008 9:26 AM
I didn't know Mr. Ed had children
Posted by: Gerald | July 1, 2008 9:54 AM
Gertie knew she wasn't a pretty woman. But when she wore her Holland hat, darn it, she FELT pretty.
Posted by: Quinn | July 1, 2008 10:05 AM
I sure do feel silly walking around with these fake teeth in!
Posted by: patrick | July 1, 2008 10:23 AM
Gary Busey declares himself the King of Holland.
Posted by: Tom | July 1, 2008 10:45 AM
The Gary Busey one is perfection!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 1, 2008 11:17 AM
Surprisingly, married.
Posted by: Pattie | July 1, 2008 11:48 AM
Think if I keep this hat on no one will notice my teeth?
Posted by: Pat | July 1, 2008 12:28 PM
Go Redskins!
Posted by: ak | July 1, 2008 1:12 PM
What do you mean, Hillary ain't running> ...I got my Arkansa State Ice Cream Hat on! ...How do you like my Dairy Queen Hat?
Posted by: Larry | July 1, 2008 1:14 PM
Eventually Bill had to admit that he'd been using his Health Care Spending Account money to buy hats.
Posted by: Tony N | July 1, 2008 1:30 PM
Hans was sure that with his new sunglasses, he could enjoy wearing his favorite hat anonymously....
Posted by: Biggseth | July 1, 2008 1:38 PM
I didn't know Big Brown had children
Posted by: Gerald | July 1, 2008 2:38 PM
For Sale
1 Figurine Display with Picket Fence
Posted by: Joann | July 1, 2008 2:48 PM
George Bush defense advisor during the week, party animal on weekends.
Posted by: Bob | July 1, 2008 3:21 PM
If you want my body.....and you think I'm sexy......come on baby let me know!
Posted by: Nattina Ayers | July 1, 2008 3:27 PM
An older, humbler Ross Perot demonstrates his fondness for the "little people".
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:04 PM
Hey, it looks like Donald Trump has a brother!
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:14 PM
Elton Johns glasses - $2,000
Whoopie Goldbergs hat - $750
Halloween Teeth - .75
Wearing all of this on a nude beach & singing "I Feel Pretty"....priceless!
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:17 PM
Wow, looks like Richard Simmons has let himself go!
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:19 PM
Morton was beginning to rethink his decision to get a weave while on vacation in Germany.
Posted by: John | July 1, 2008 4:23 PM
In his later years, John Elway realizes his TRUE lifelong dream ...modeling lamp shades.
Posted by: Enrico | July 1, 2008 7:14 PM
Introducing the 4th party candidate-Mike Meyers.
Posted by: William | July 2, 2008 3:05 AM
The Austin Powers convention is in full swing downtown....
Posted by: Jeff | July 2, 2008 8:05 AM
Austin Powers is arrested for selling fake Hummel figurines on the black market.
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | July 2, 2008 1:19 PM
Peter Angelos only drinks once a year......this is why.
Posted by: Jeff | July 3, 2008 3:54 PM
For the last time, it's not a lampshade!
Posted by: Sarah | July 3, 2008 4:59 PM
Herschel Jenkins has hired on at the Obama campaign as a consultant. Jenkins is advising the Obama staff on how to interface with "bitter clingers" who cling to Church, guns, and the Moose Lodge.
Posted by: AL | July 4, 2008 8:59 AM
Well if you must know, I'm the Village People stand-in guy.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 4, 2008 5:47 PM
Spectacular special effects made the Dutch version of "Attack of the 50-Foot Man" a cult classic.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 4, 2008 8:43 PM
Look ! how many women i've got
Posted by: Tiffany Sunglasses | March 28, 2009 5:09 AM