First, they made me wear a bib. Now this?

(AP photo)
Leave your best funny caption for this photo of John McCain as a comment below. Read what others have said first and try to be even funnier. Duplicates won't be posted.
And just to show you we play fair at Caption Call, see other politicans who have been subjected to the wrath of funny captions and to see McCain in a bib.






Comments
Darn....make up said that all the boogers were gone!!!
Posted by: Ty Johnson | July 30, 2008 7:26 AM
Here let mommy get that
Posted by: paul f. | July 30, 2008 8:22 AM
Two thumbs up for old age!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 30, 2008 8:33 AM
Before Mr. McCain could embarrass himself further, a quick-thinking stagehand applied the "Wu-Han Thumb of Death"
Posted by: David Keefer | July 30, 2008 8:55 AM
You're a cute little presidential candidate - Aren't you.....
Posted by: Dave | July 30, 2008 9:14 AM
Pin the tail on the Donkey...
Posted by: Patrick Burnett | July 30, 2008 9:17 AM
OOOOOOBAAAAAMMMAAAA
Posted by: Shawn | July 30, 2008 11:32 AM
Oh no ! - I forgot to flick the switch that connects the mouth to the brain - did anyone notice it was off?
Posted by: S Miller | July 30, 2008 12:34 PM
"If I hold my thumb up like this, you can hardly see those other 'non-cancerous' moles."
Posted by: jo | July 30, 2008 1:45 PM
Mother please - I'd rather suck my own thumb!
Posted by: Ed Blake | July 30, 2008 3:13 PM
Will someone please get Mother off the podium?
Posted by: sparkle | July 30, 2008 5:17 PM
I've turned the other cheek so often it's stuck!!
Posted by: CBurkhead | July 30, 2008 5:30 PM
With temperatures hovering above 90°, Madame Tussaud expected to have to touch-up McCain's melting face, but she didn't expect to have to mold his right hand again too.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 30, 2008 7:32 PM
John McCain poses for the new line of ventriloquist dummies being stocked in his image at Target.
Posted by: amd | July 30, 2008 7:37 PM
Look Ma, No Botox!!!!
Posted by: Al Gore | July 30, 2008 11:36 PM
At one time I was faster and could have blocked that punch, but that was a long time ago.
Posted by: Dennis Seabolt | July 31, 2008 6:54 AM
Yo Adrian!!!
Posted by: Eric | July 31, 2008 8:44 AM
I never can find a bodyguard when I need one.
Posted by: oracle pyle | August 1, 2008 2:10 PM