Diana Ross stars in the new "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" remake
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Ms. Ross was unable continue her performance when her side impact airbags accidently deployed during the second chorus of "Love Child."
Posted by: Theodoric | July 22, 2008 8:28 AM
Diana Ross becomes the first female member of the "Fruit of the Loom" television commercial troupe as Ms. TOMATO!
Posted by: V. O. Stewart | July 22, 2008 8:34 AM
I'm going to Disney World !
Posted by: Anonymous | July 22, 2008 8:40 AM
Though she screamed for help, no one in the arena was able to stop the giant carnivorous poppy from devouring Diana.
Posted by: Theodoric | July 22, 2008 8:42 AM
Diana Ross prepares for her day at the beach, first by putting on her new designer swimmies.
Posted by: Matthew | July 22, 2008 9:32 AM
YEAH JANET, WATCH THIS MALFUNCTION!
Posted by: KAREN D. | July 22, 2008 9:33 AM
Thanks to many tanks of helium, Diana Ross closed her performance singing Ain't No Mountain High Enough suspended mid-air above her adoring audience.
Posted by: Monica | July 22, 2008 10:38 AM
"The guidewires snapped, sending Miss Ross floating into the night sky, thus ending the Thanksgiving Day parade on a high note."
Posted by: Tony N | July 22, 2008 1:32 PM
Diana Ross: Master of making everyone around her look comparatively sane.
Posted by: david myers | July 22, 2008 2:09 PM
The concert was ruined for many when, in the midst of the encore performance, Ms. Ross suddenly went supernova.
Posted by: rachel vickers | July 22, 2008 2:20 PM
When you're this loud, who needs backup singers?
Posted by: Joann | July 22, 2008 2:27 PM
Diana Ross called for paramedics when the glitter in her costume triggered an allergic reaction causing her arms to swell-up and turn crimson.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 22, 2008 9:39 PM
Upset over not winning the lead role in the "Gone with the Wind" remake, Diana Ross is determined to prove she can be Scarlett.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 22, 2008 9:52 PM
Diana Ross, in order to save money on gas, levitated all the way to the concert and slowly descended onto the stage.
Posted by: Pastor | July 22, 2008 10:35 PM
Ever the diva, Diana Ross mistakenly accepts the standing ovation given to the soundman who unplugged her microphone.
Posted by: Christopher Woodby | July 23, 2008 4:56 AM
To music by Diana Ross, Hidden Valley unveils its new sun-dried tomato salad dressing.
Posted by: Patti | July 23, 2008 1:51 PM
You've got red on you...
Posted by: Patrick Burnett | July 23, 2008 7:11 PM
I like your sleeves. They're real big.
Posted by: David | July 24, 2008 11:17 AM
The stage crew improvises when they can't find the giant blueberry costume during a Vegas production of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Posted by: Chad | July 25, 2008 8:59 AM
Ms. Ross tries hard not to let her long nails puncture her balloon sleeves as they make a very loud fart sound when
pricked.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 27, 2008 9:53 AM