After his new movie's success, The Dark Knight really lets himself go
(AP photo)
Holy funny captions, Batman. (We couldn't resist the cliche)
Ok, so this guy is no Christian Bale, but he's definitely caught The Dark Knight buzz that's going around. Leave your funny caption as a comment below, but read what others have said about him first.
Comments
No longer able to fit into the Batmobile, Batman's only exercise is his daily one block walk to the nearest donut shop for his four dozen Munchkins. Alfred makes him wear a name tag, in case he gets lost, though.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | July 28, 2008 7:41 AM
An overweight,out of shape and disheveled looking Batman is seen shopping today at the mall.
Posted by: paul f. | July 28, 2008 7:47 AM
Few knew Batman's older brother, Warren, otherwise known as Celibate Man.
Posted by: Matthew | July 28, 2008 8:13 AM
When Batman failed his Bat-drug test, he was forced to find another job(delivering Chinese food).
Posted by: Dave | July 28, 2008 9:11 AM
Too much time at the Bat Buffet
Posted by: Quinn | July 28, 2008 9:25 AM
When a utility belt becomes a necessity belt.
Posted by: Quinn | July 28, 2008 9:27 AM
The Cupcake Crusader
Posted by: Wes Mumm | July 28, 2008 10:27 AM
Holy belly fat, Batman! The Giant Cupcakes must have attacked!
Posted by: Beth | July 28, 2008 10:43 AM
Thank you, kind sir, for debunking the sterotype that comic book fans are all losers who will never have a girlfriend and live in their mother's basement.
Posted by: Patrick Burnett | July 28, 2008 10:50 AM
"I need a girl...I need a girl...I need..."
Posted by: Doogie | July 28, 2008 11:02 AM
The Dark Fright
Posted by: GC | July 28, 2008 11:21 AM
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na...FatMan!!!
Posted by: Chuckles | July 28, 2008 11:41 AM
If batman looks this bad, gotta wonder how Robin looks
Posted by: Anonymous | July 28, 2008 12:54 PM
How society distinguishes time periods in evolution of icons:
Elvis or Fat Elvis?
Batman or Fat Batman"
Posted by: sparkle | July 28, 2008 1:00 PM
Pictured above: A somewhat disheveled, overweight and dejected Adam West leaves Comic-Con 08 after an unsuccessful attempt at a comeback.
"At least I managed to get all the free stuff", said West, as he carried plastic bags of day-old Entenmann's coffee cakes. On a happier note, West was pleased that the new version of the batsuit lacked the "outer underwear" of his original suit "It used to give me a "bat-wedgie", said the former caped crusader.
Posted by: Jeff from Rochville | July 28, 2008 1:51 PM
Now we see why the Joker laughs so much.
Posted by: Joe | July 28, 2008 3:46 PM
Alfred, bring the Batmobile. I have located The Target.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 28, 2008 7:35 PM
This just in: Paula Deen takes over as Gotham City police commissioner.
Posted by: Chad | July 29, 2008 12:13 PM
Batman hits rock bottom when he finds Robin with another man.
Posted by: CW | July 29, 2008 12:14 PM
You go to Comic Con with the Batman you have, not the Batman you want.
Posted by: Chris Hoak | July 29, 2008 1:41 PM
"I hope these cheese fries stay warm until I get to the bat cave."
Posted by: Joe | July 29, 2008 2:51 PM
The Bat is Fat
Posted by: kelly | July 29, 2008 10:14 PM
Darn, where did I park the Bat Buick?
Posted by: Russ Taylor | August 4, 2008 9:53 PM
A fat guy in a bat suit walking out of an anime store.. It doesn't need a caption, its already funny as hell!!
Posted by: NOEZNAMEZ | May 28, 2009 9:38 PM