Mine, mine, mine

(AP photo)
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(AP photo)
We're not trying to go for a bird-themed week here at Caption Call; this picture was just to good to pass up. Leave your funny caption as a comment below. See what others have already said about this photo and top them.
Comments
"Hurry, let's get the good stuff before Rosie O'Donell shows up again!"
Posted by: Jeff | June 24, 2008 8:09 AM
E-Harmony failed to mention THIS side of her personality.
Posted by: Chuxter98 | June 24, 2008 8:25 AM
"Whoa, dude! Next time just say 'dibs'."
Posted by: Jim | June 24, 2008 8:43 AM
Fred was always put off by Sam's trash talk.
Posted by: Quinn | June 24, 2008 8:56 AM
"I swear, that rat was THIS big!"
Posted by: Tony N | June 24, 2008 9:14 AM
Where are the Boardwalk Fries?
Posted by: Charles | June 24, 2008 9:29 AM
"I swear it was this big", " are you kidding me!"
Posted by: BONNIE | June 24, 2008 9:39 AM
I want a gull, just like the gull,etc.
Posted by: oracle pyle | June 24, 2008 10:01 AM
"Stop standing around and help me look for it!"
"i'm looking, I'M LOOKING"
Posted by: Darrell | June 24, 2008 11:06 AM
Sam always had a weakness for trashy gulls...
Posted by: Jeff | June 24, 2008 11:51 AM
Hired by the state prosecutor, two sea gulls search through Sheila Dixon's trash in hopes of finding more damaging evidence against the mayor. "I think I found some receipts for fur coats," one exclaims.
Posted by: CK | June 24, 2008 11:51 AM
You call THIS elegant dining! My mother said you were a cheapskate.
Posted by: E. Collyer | June 24, 2008 12:16 PM
I visit my mother for a week and come home to find THIS?
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | June 24, 2008 1:03 PM
Let go of my Eggo!
Posted by: Doug | June 24, 2008 2:45 PM
All that trash talk forced a flip of the bird....
Posted by: Jackie | June 24, 2008 3:51 PM
"I thought you said we were going to Atlantic City!?"
"Yeah well, this pile of trash was closer than flying all the way to New Jersey"
Posted by: Lindsay Dutch | June 24, 2008 5:31 PM
I can't believe you took me to a dumb like this! My mother told me not to marry you.
Posted by: Kevin R. | June 24, 2008 6:14 PM
"I give you the GPS coordinates AND a five-minute headstart to this dump and you can't leave me ONE friggin' bone?!"
Posted by: billy holliday | June 24, 2008 11:54 PM
That song is absolutely about us. Listen: ♫ To everything, tern, tern, tern
There is a season, tern, tern, tern ♫
Posted by: Pie Snelson | June 25, 2008 12:36 AM
Jeez, Dave!!.....and don't tell me it's the methane,again!
Posted by: edmund | June 25, 2008 4:57 AM
ok ok, take the the last fry.
Posted by: bill984 | June 25, 2008 6:37 AM
And furthermore, clean up this mess.
Posted by: Nick Wheeler | June 25, 2008 7:01 AM
Gulls Gone Wild
Posted by: CW | June 25, 2008 12:01 PM
Stay on your side of the net, and stop with the junk shots or you'll never get to Wimbledon!
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 25, 2008 12:46 PM
I WARNED you that getting contacts was a bad idea, but did you listen? NOOOOOO!
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | June 25, 2008 1:30 PM
These pictures and captions always make my day!
Posted by: Extra Extra | June 27, 2008 1:13 AM
This spelled the beginning of the end for Simon and Gullfunkel.
Posted by: Chad | June 27, 2008 10:08 AM
Yes, you look like an Eagle, now quit fooling around and let's find some lunch to go.
Posted by: RexW | June 28, 2008 8:40 AM
Gotta deal on land in Broward, Gotta deal on land in Broward! You nitwit! Why do you always think "close to the beach" is so great? You've got WINGS for Pete's sake. You don't HAVE to be close to the beach.
Posted by: AL | July 4, 2008 9:17 AM