I can has train ticket?

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This is for all of you lolcat fans out there. Leave your silliest (and perhaps intentionally misspelled) captions for this picture as a comment below. Size up the competition before posting; duplicates won't be posted.






Comments
By a cruel irony, Chessie the kitten now suffers from insomnia.
Posted by: Jim | June 27, 2008 8:16 AM
I'm a male stripper LOL
Posted by: Alf | June 27, 2008 8:43 AM
The "paws" that refreshes.
Posted by: oracle pyle | June 27, 2008 8:48 AM
Think this is bad, watch her pick up my poop.
Posted by: blaise | June 27, 2008 9:40 AM
Pardon me boys, Is this the Chattanooga choo-choo?.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 27, 2008 9:51 AM
I am so going to pee on your bed.
Posted by: Chuxter98 | June 27, 2008 10:08 AM
Yo, you should see what we did to the dog!
Posted by: JPM | June 27, 2008 10:11 AM
Who needs beer when I have all this class at my paw tips?
Posted by: Ellen | June 27, 2008 10:13 AM
I'm glad I have nine lives because I've wrecked the train seven times.
Posted by: CW | June 27, 2008 10:58 AM
I am going to sit here quietly until you go to sleep, at which point I will walk on your head until you wake up.
Posted by: LL | June 27, 2008 12:13 PM
Look at me. I'm a cat in a hat.
Posted by: Captain Obvious | June 27, 2008 12:27 PM
Driving that train, high on catnip.
Posted by: Raymon | June 27, 2008 12:46 PM
Train conductor cat is not amused. He sold last ticket to kittehville.
Posted by: LC | June 27, 2008 1:30 PM
Sure, I'll conduct...my business right in this litter box.
Posted by: Chad | June 27, 2008 2:06 PM
I DARE you to pick on my duds...
Posted by: Dawn | June 27, 2008 2:37 PM
You don't know the power of the dark side
Posted by: Gerald | June 27, 2008 2:41 PM
Ensign Calico from the U.S. Naval A-cat-emy at your service!
Posted by: SLM | June 27, 2008 2:43 PM
Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along.
Posted by: Gerald | June 27, 2008 2:51 PM
Pardon me boys, is this the cat who chewed your new shoes?
Posted by: Kathy | June 27, 2008 3:04 PM
Get on the freakin train, or I'll scratch your eyes out!
Posted by: Adam | June 27, 2008 4:04 PM
Looks like a big personnel change at Shining Time Station!
Posted by: John | June 27, 2008 4:33 PM
"Y--M--C--A!" (you can hang out with all the strays!)
Posted by: trina | June 28, 2008 1:02 AM
I dated a Baltimore Developer and all I got was this cheap hat
Posted by: Willie Hen | June 28, 2008 9:08 AM
Say my ABCs backwards? I can't say them forwards...
Posted by: Lisa Greenhouse | June 28, 2008 1:20 PM
Hmmm...actually, I DO look kinda cool, don't I?
Posted by: steve | June 28, 2008 2:43 PM
That catnip was some primo stuff!
Posted by: Tricia Weimer | June 28, 2008 4:07 PM
I am a Calico Kitty, Which is the Maryland State Cat
Posted by: steve | June 28, 2008 9:16 PM
Whoa.. why do I keep hearing "Strawberry Fields Forever" playing in my head??
Posted by: Hoot | June 29, 2008 9:47 AM
Is this the audition for CAT in the HAT?????
Posted by: Anne Maas | June 29, 2008 10:14 AM
Lissen up now Chippy, as soon as they pull in, ask the conductor for the bar car.
Posted by: eddie | June 29, 2008 8:01 PM
All aboooored!
Posted by: Denise Anderson | June 29, 2008 9:18 PM
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha? Don'tcha?
Posted by: Suziesmom | June 30, 2008 4:22 AM
One by one, the mice handed Conductor Fluffy their tickets, who then ate them.
Posted by: Tony N | June 30, 2008 9:27 AM
"How lucky am I? I get a lousy train station...my stinkin' twin brother, Flavor Flav, gets a sitcom and a reality series with all the little pussycats his ugly mug can stand!"
Posted by: billy holliday | June 30, 2008 11:14 AM
"I just came out of the bag, and its feels... grrreat!"
Posted by: tnb | June 30, 2008 12:45 PM
Warez hat for left eer?
Posted by: tap | July 2, 2008 2:34 PM
Huh?? Where am I? I I thought I was still at Petsmart, whew that must have been SOOOOOMMMME catnip!!
Yeah baby
Posted by: Eileen Orndorff | August 24, 2008 4:59 PM
I ARZ PISST AT U NAO
Posted by: Reality Check | September 13, 2008 1:59 PM