Clinton and Obama: A staredown of presidential proportions

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There are plenty of odd pictures of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama solo on the campaign trail, but here's a two-for-one! Come up with a humorous caption for this photo and post it as a comment below. Read others' comments before leaving yours; duplicates won't be posted.






Comments
"Don't I know you from somewhere?"
Posted by: Jim | June 30, 2008 8:40 AM
Of all the people in all the world to get seated next to for a four hour trip, I get seated next to Hillary. I knew I should have brought my IPod.
Posted by: Quinn | June 30, 2008 8:46 AM
I tell ya, I'd be a perfect V.P. for you Obama. Look, I can even whistle the theme to "The Jeffersons"
Posted by: Quinn | June 30, 2008 8:47 AM
Hillary: "Have you seen Bill Barrack?"
Obama: "Nope, but here's ten dollars, so you can buy lunch."
Posted by: Wayne Hicks | June 30, 2008 8:54 AM
You'd better buckle up. We're about to go over some Whitewater.
Posted by: Al Gore | June 30, 2008 8:57 AM
I sure hope that cat isn't flying this thing.
Posted by: Chad | June 30, 2008 8:58 AM
I knew you're a senatorial impersonator, but I didn't know that you can dress up in woman's clothes too.
Posted by: Al Gore | June 30, 2008 9:07 AM
Trains, planes and automatons.
Posted by: Al Gore | June 30, 2008 9:08 AM
You mean I didnt win the nomination? Wait till Bill & Monica hear about this
Posted by: Marc | June 30, 2008 9:29 AM
Obama: How did Bill survive this?
Posted by: Casi Tomarchio | June 30, 2008 9:50 AM
Hey Barack! Did you hear what movie they're showing on this flight? It's "Kill Bill."
Posted by: Al Gore | June 30, 2008 9:59 AM
First one to blink drops out of the election first!
Posted by: Gerard | June 30, 2008 10:23 AM
Your tie matches my suit. Does that mean I'm in for vice president?
Posted by: Robin | June 30, 2008 10:57 AM
"I love you, and I hate you."
"I feel the opposite."
Posted by: Vic | June 30, 2008 11:03 AM
"Hill, when you look at me that way, there's just that indescribable something that you do to me. Oh wait...I suppose you could call it my bowels gurgling uncontrollably."
Posted by: billy holliday | June 30, 2008 11:06 AM
Is that tie cerulean? I thought we agreed on azure. I mean I can understand midnight blue or cornflower...but azure? Now we just look ridiculous together.
Posted by: Chad | June 30, 2008 11:57 AM
Obama: "How do I make you go away?"
Hillary: "Im a Clinton, we stick around like a nagging head cold!"
Posted by: Anthony D | June 30, 2008 12:10 PM
Obama...pleeease!
Hillery......nooooooo...No!
Posted by: Florence Wyatt | June 30, 2008 12:17 PM
The trick to looking really sincere is raising your eyebrows, and then just a bit of blue shadow.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 30, 2008 1:05 PM
Are you sure you're not from Texas? I've heard they all have brown eyes.
Posted by: oracle pyle | June 30, 2008 2:18 PM
My head is bigger then your head
Posted by: Pam | June 30, 2008 2:23 PM
Hillary! Where are your pants?
Posted by: Jeff | June 30, 2008 2:44 PM
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Posted by: Jeff | June 30, 2008 2:48 PM
I thought you were supposed to be in coach.
Posted by: Rob B | June 30, 2008 3:00 PM
Her lips are moving but nothing is coming out. Typical.
Posted by: Brinkley Meyers | June 30, 2008 3:02 PM
Trust me, tears work.
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 30, 2008 3:07 PM
You mean, I have to pay for your plane ticket as well as your campaign debt?
Posted by: Philip Byrnes | June 30, 2008 4:48 PM
"I'm not gonna blink first."
"Oh yes you are."
"Oh no I'm not."
Posted by: Murry Woronoff | June 30, 2008 5:05 PM
I've heard that politics makes strange bedfellows, but I never imagined anything like this. . .
Posted by: Benjamin G | June 30, 2008 5:31 PM
Hillary, didn't your mother ever teach you that it's not nice to stare?
Posted by: Carole Finkelstein | June 30, 2008 9:04 PM
You think Dick Cheney was scary?!?! Wait 'til I'M the V.P.!!!
Posted by: Elisabeth Glessner | July 1, 2008 12:49 AM
Look into my eyes, Obama...you're under my spell. You want Hillary to be the President now, and you will be the Vice President. When I count to 3 you will wake up.
Posted by: Kevin R. | July 1, 2008 4:57 AM
Hilary, it's been 20 minutes. My dog could tie a cherry stem in a knot faster than that.
Posted by: patrick | July 1, 2008 10:17 AM
OK, Barrack. You're going to feel a little pressure...
Posted by: Pattie | July 1, 2008 11:54 AM
"Honest, it was just the leather."
Posted by: Tony N | July 1, 2008 1:32 PM
Here's lookin' at you, V.P.!
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | July 1, 2008 1:41 PM
No, I've never heard of the "Mile High" club...what is it?
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:08 PM
Yes Hillary, I like a good cigar - why do you ask?
Posted by: Jeff | July 1, 2008 4:21 PM
No, I haven't seen your parachute!
Posted by: William | July 2, 2008 3:10 AM
If I run as your VP, maybe we could take turns being the president?
Posted by: Tony | July 2, 2008 9:09 AM
You're right, your eyes do match your outfit.
Posted by: Sarah | July 3, 2008 1:00 PM
Obama: So you're telling me you wanna switch spots?
Posted by: Sarah | July 3, 2008 1:05 PM
You wore the tie that matches my pant suit. Good boy.
Posted by: Ray | July 4, 2008 6:57 AM
I don't smell a thing, Hillary!!
Posted by: Mark Schoenberg | July 4, 2008 8:21 AM
I know men don't like it, but learn from my mistakes with Bill. For your own good, Michelle has got to keep you reigned in.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | July 4, 2008 8:50 PM
Well Obama, we can work something out here. I can gather you the support you'll need from your weakest states, but I'll need you to pay off my debt.
Posted by: Yvonne | July 7, 2008 2:47 PM
"Are you whistling the theme to Benson?"
Posted by: Tim Young | July 8, 2008 12:37 AM
"The Tuna salad, there, NOW you got it. ,,,No your breath is fine, is my breath O.K. ?"
Posted by: Christopher Curry | July 11, 2008 11:14 AM
Seriously.
Posted by: David Beren Richard | July 14, 2008 11:18 PM
No, Barack. My eyes aren't just blue. They're "star-burst" blue!
Posted by: Mikey Mike | July 15, 2008 9:25 AM
Chicken, anyone?
Posted by: albert Krauss | July 15, 2008 10:22 PM
Hillary, up close I can see how old you really are!
Posted by: guy mcdonald | July 17, 2008 9:44 AM
"Obama, I am a woman who can speak with authority"
"Hillary, I have looks that could buckle your knees."
Posted by: Nana | July 17, 2008 8:15 PM
Hey you got chocolate in my peanut butter
Posted by: bob prehoda | April 23, 2009 2:02 PM