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Clinton and Obama: A staredown of presidential proportions

 

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There are plenty of odd pictures of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama solo on the campaign trail, but here's a two-for-one! Come up with a humorous caption for this photo and post it as a comment below. Read others' comments before leaving yours; duplicates won't be posted.

Posted by Liz Hacken at 6:00 AM | | Comments (54)
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"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

Of all the people in all the world to get seated next to for a four hour trip, I get seated next to Hillary. I knew I should have brought my IPod.

I tell ya, I'd be a perfect V.P. for you Obama. Look, I can even whistle the theme to "The Jeffersons"

Hillary: "Have you seen Bill Barrack?"

Obama: "Nope, but here's ten dollars, so you can buy lunch."

You'd better buckle up. We're about to go over some Whitewater.

I sure hope that cat isn't flying this thing.

I knew you're a senatorial impersonator, but I didn't know that you can dress up in woman's clothes too.

Trains, planes and automatons.

You mean I didnt win the nomination? Wait till Bill & Monica hear about this

Obama: How did Bill survive this?

Hey Barack! Did you hear what movie they're showing on this flight? It's "Kill Bill."

First one to blink drops out of the election first!

Your tie matches my suit. Does that mean I'm in for vice president?

"I love you, and I hate you."

"I feel the opposite."

"Hill, when you look at me that way, there's just that indescribable something that you do to me. Oh wait...I suppose you could call it my bowels gurgling uncontrollably."

Is that tie cerulean? I thought we agreed on azure. I mean I can understand midnight blue or cornflower...but azure? Now we just look ridiculous together.

Obama: "How do I make you go away?"

Hillary: "Im a Clinton, we stick around like a nagging head cold!"

Obama...pleeease!

Hillery......nooooooo...No!

The trick to looking really sincere is raising your eyebrows, and then just a bit of blue shadow.

Are you sure you're not from Texas? I've heard they all have brown eyes.

My head is bigger then your head

Hillary! Where are your pants?

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

I thought you were supposed to be in coach.

Her lips are moving but nothing is coming out. Typical.

Trust me, tears work.

You mean, I have to pay for your plane ticket as well as your campaign debt?

"I'm not gonna blink first."
"Oh yes you are."
"Oh no I'm not."

I've heard that politics makes strange bedfellows, but I never imagined anything like this. . .

Hillary, didn't your mother ever teach you that it's not nice to stare?

You think Dick Cheney was scary?!?! Wait 'til I'M the V.P.!!!

Look into my eyes, Obama...you're under my spell. You want Hillary to be the President now, and you will be the Vice President. When I count to 3 you will wake up.

Hilary, it's been 20 minutes. My dog could tie a cherry stem in a knot faster than that.

OK, Barrack. You're going to feel a little pressure...

"Honest, it was just the leather."

Here's lookin' at you, V.P.!

No, I've never heard of the "Mile High" club...what is it?

Yes Hillary, I like a good cigar - why do you ask?

No, I haven't seen your parachute!

If I run as your VP, maybe we could take turns being the president?

You're right, your eyes do match your outfit.

Obama: So you're telling me you wanna switch spots?

You wore the tie that matches my pant suit. Good boy.

I don't smell a thing, Hillary!!

I know men don't like it, but learn from my mistakes with Bill. For your own good, Michelle has got to keep you reigned in.

Well Obama, we can work something out here. I can gather you the support you'll need from your weakest states, but I'll need you to pay off my debt.

"Are you whistling the theme to Benson?"

"The Tuna salad, there, NOW you got it. ,,,No your breath is fine, is my breath O.K. ?"

Seriously.

No, Barack. My eyes aren't just blue. They're "star-burst" blue!

Chicken, anyone?

Hillary, up close I can see how old you really are!

"Obama, I am a woman who can speak with authority"
"Hillary, I have looks that could buckle your knees."

Hey you got chocolate in my peanut butter

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