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Chest bump to the Chief

 

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Posted by Liz Hacken at 4:35 AM | | Comments (116)
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When Hilliary and I landed in Iraq, we came under fire and all we heard was boom, boom, boom and then a really big boom.

While Al Gore was inventing the internet, I was inventing more important things like the human beat box.

Hogwash

"No-no-no. I'll show you.....here's how you do it....and you puff and you puff and you blow the opposition away! Even if they're in a brick house!

Watch this ya'll. When I get up there I'll give him a big wet raspberry.

So easy a cave man can do it.

this is my nixon imitation

ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffbbbbbbbbb, Thats the sound a monkey makes when he wants his banana. Now repeat after me soldier...

There was little doubt who the winner was in the inaugural Presidential Horse Calling Contest at the Naval Academy.

Cadet, I was just telling the wife that mess hall chili was wicked!!!!

"I am a weapon of mass destruction!"

tugboatin'!!!

Look Laura...I'm daffy duck!

They said spit and polish son... Let me help you out.....

"Give me another 10 pushups!"

The plane that I flew made a big whoosh whoosh sound like this.

My lips are ready . . . . now WHERE is Condi?

Where's the bucket? I think i'm gonna be sick.

Thank you Mr. President. It is much cooler now.

My God, that chili sure gives me gas!

The Neanderthal of politics

"AFLAC"

Sorry Im late, I just came out from an OPEC meeting.

Mr. President, closing your eyes and holding your breath will not lower gas prices.

Alternative energy? Looky here, I'll show you how dumb that idea is. See? Wind doesn't provide energy at all.

I think I might be sick... watch your lap b/c I might pull a Bush Senior moment!

Have I shown you my Donald Duck impression?

The last tell tale symptom of a lame duck president is uncontrolled quacking at the most inopportune time.

invisible freeweights

I'll show 'em "winds of change...."

come here sonny and give me a kiss

"FWHOOOOOSH!"

"Uh, thank you, Mr President, but I already know what a jet sound like."

Whoo whoo whoo, ahhhh!

Wish I could tell you what that meant, but I don't speak chimpanzee.

Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll bloooooooow my enemies away!!!

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

President Bush: Mimicking Big Brown after Saturday's loss.

I was telling Dick Cheney just yesterday that I can bring the price of oil down with one big puff

They always say, "If you make that face long enough, it'll stick that way." This is the direct result of kissing too many babies.

"Some say, I blew it. I just don't see it that way."

George Bush shows his style for his first kiss to Laura

"I'm holding my breath until we drill in Alaska!"

Ok, pucker up and kiss my approval rating goodbye!

oooh cushy, cushy, cushy, come to papa...

Where's Hootie?

Read my lips. This is how you kiss a fish.

But the third little piggy had built his cadet out of bricks, so the big BAD president huffed and he puffed...

No, no, Chief... wait until the officer hands you the balloon before you start blowing!

Excuse me...Have you seen my nephews, Huey, Dewey and Louie?

Evolution? Ha!, like I used to look like this.

Let's see if I can power Air Force 1 by substituting all my hot air for JP5.

Holy Smoke son!!!! That is nasty!!!!How many times a day does the Academy serve you guys beans?

I am going to hold my breath til I get my way!

Yes Sir, that is correct, after you leave office you will have to pay for your own GAS.......

I've blown your house down!

Quack! Lame?

I'm going to hold my breath until YOU pass out!

Nice try, Mr. President, but there's still one candle left burning!

Watch me stop global warming with a "nucular" blast of cool air

Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Boy, that chest bump knocked the wind out of me. Kiss my grits

C'mon....just one little kiss for good luck....you won't be sorry!!!

Don't just stand there, somebody bring me my trumpet!

Next time I pick a Vice President I am getting one healthy enough to blow out his own birthday candles

Man those peppers were hot!!

When I am out of office, I am gonna blow my horn like Dizzy Gillespie!!!

why didn't somebody tell me they took away my sintrument?

Brrr...you don't smell that!

See, I really do look like a monkey. My critics are so right some times.

O.K. now are my looks and iq in perfect harmony?

I'll huff, and I'll puff and I'll blow your army down!!!

I'm going to hold my breath until they find those WMD's.

President Bush takes a brutal shot to the conscience after realizing all he has done.

No, no Mr. President. I said, Iraq - not quack, quack.

"Blowhard"

Next time ask Dick to judge the chili contest.

Following his father's lessons on how to be a proper honored guest, George the Younger blows chow on a dignitary, this time a newly commissioned Army officer rather than a Japanese Prime Minister.

Damn.....in a couple of months I'm going to have to go out and get a real job!!!!

"I am not a crook"

Oooff! You Marines do keep yourselves in top shape! Now, could you help me back to my chair?

Looky ya'll, here goes. Nuuuuuuclear. Ya see, I can say nuke-you-ler!

"Now, the first thing ya gotta do to prep for a chest bump, is to swallow enough air to pump your chest up to Foghorn Leghorn, perportions."

Where's Mel Blanc when you need him?

I want to make the cover of Mad Magazine.

"Reduce carbon emissions?! Ha! The only the real solution for global warming is for everyone to take a deep breath and ..."

"Ooh....that seat was cold. Where's
the OPEC boys when u needem
to fire up some heat around here."

This is how you get out of going to war....Just hold your breath till you turn green and then pass out,

Just like my Dad, that dinner with The Japanese Prime Minister ; Well I need to throw up! Where is he.

I should have had the Botox instead of the Restylane. Dang Hollywood starlets steering me wrong!

When I make this noise and use imaginery, I feel like I'm right there in a fighter jet with you.

Frustrated by mothers who wouldn't present their prodgeny for puckering photo - ops because of the his plummetting popularity, the President picks on Private Peter Piper.

This how my daddy threw up in Japan!

Sir, when we say duck we mean get on the floor.

Vice President Cheney did not trick me into going to war with Iraq under false pretenses, and am going to hold my breath until Scott McClellan takes that back.

I'll hold my breadth until I turn Democrat blue unless OPEC reduces the price of oil.

Darn those Constitutional term limitations. Maybe I can run for President on the Planet of the Apes.

Dang it! I still can't whistle the way daddy showed me!

Gas ?

Of course I can look stupider, watch this!

"Listen up soldier, if you want to dress like Donald Duck, you need to get the face right. Allow me to demonstrate."

SINCE HILLARY AND OBAMA ENTERED THE RACE I HAVEN'T FELT SO GOOD!!!!!

Dick says when I make this face I actually look presidential, but you know he calls me the Chimp.

is this where they're having the fish face contest?

♫♪ Am I blue? Am I blue?
Aren't these tears in these eyes tellin' you? ♫♪

Hold on Mr. President. I didn't even pull your finger!

Yes, every Grad has to kiss me on the lips!

Man those sour patch gummie worms sure are sour

buuuubbbuub i haven't spoke a coherent sentence in years.

"So when I get to take my next vacation, I'm gonna go snorkeling with some big Groupers. But I'll be incognito in my grouper disguise...,like this: "

"This is how I make the "W" sound -- Wwwwwwwwwww." Like WWW MMMM DDDDuuuh!! Hardee har har!"

one suggestion: Never try to kiss the girl that just applied you botox

If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and walks like a duck-----it is a duck........

Kiss me you crazy lunatic

Sir, are you sure the jury's still out on evolution?

I'm feelin sick !!!

"Anybody got a paper bag? All the excitement is making me hyper-ventilate."

Oo oo oo ah ah ah!

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