A sumo wrestler's diet: before and after
(AP photo)
Your turn. Come up with a side-splitting caption for this photo. Remember, the best captions will be highlighted in a recap this Monday, so you've got one last crack at the week's photos. Repeat captions won't be published, so check out the competition to see if your caption is funnier.
Comments
"Look at me, I am a sumo wrestler and I am going to sit on you little boy."
Posted by: Captain Obvious | June 13, 2008 8:10 AM
The Atkins Diet did wonders for Johnny's self-esteem, but it was disastrous for his career.
Posted by: LL | June 13, 2008 8:46 AM
'Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear."
Posted by: Vivi | June 13, 2008 9:10 AM
Here's to hoping I get out of diapers before Dad does.
Posted by: Alf | June 13, 2008 9:18 AM
"You fiend! You paid off my trainer to slip me dietetic foods!"
Posted by: Jim | June 13, 2008 9:23 AM
"I knew it wasn't such a good idea to come to work with dad on Take Your Kid to Work Day."
Posted by: Obamarama | June 13, 2008 10:11 AM
DADDY, GIVE ME MY ALLOWANCE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Alissa | June 13, 2008 10:35 AM
yo momma so fat she's a sumo wrestler! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Eliaah | June 13, 2008 10:40 AM
cheese burger cheese burger yum yum yum cheese burger cheese burger give me some
Posted by: Bees | June 13, 2008 10:47 AM
My promoter said he'd get me some easy matchups so I can pad my record...but this is embarrassing.
Posted by: Steve | June 13, 2008 10:58 AM
Funhouse mirrors are awesome!!
Posted by: Rick | June 13, 2008 11:46 AM
I gotta feed that boy.
Posted by: George Mattews | June 13, 2008 11:49 AM
Geez, Pop, maybe you should leave the potty training to Mom.
Posted by: dhv | June 13, 2008 2:47 PM
You ready for war , old man?
Posted by: curtjalmo | June 14, 2008 6:29 AM
Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in, and turn yourself about...
Posted by: Phyllis Reinhard | June 14, 2008 2:33 PM
Dad, I know it's Father's Day but please don't make me play leap frog again!
Posted by: Greg Kilduff | June 14, 2008 3:38 PM
o.k. 50 cents if you can find my contact lens.
Posted by: oracle pyle | June 14, 2008 3:49 PM
i knew i shouldn't have share that giant burrito.
Posted by: teresa | June 14, 2008 5:31 PM
Pampers: Now available in big-boy sizes.
Posted by: Pie Snelson | June 14, 2008 6:58 PM
Sumo school entrance exam: seems like these kids are getting younger every year.
Posted by: AKS | June 14, 2008 11:10 PM
Sumo on steroids and a Sumo before steroids.
Posted by: KRichardson | June 15, 2008 6:26 AM
Davi-suku VS Golia-thada
Posted by: Donnie G | June 15, 2008 4:57 PM
Just keep facing me, Jabba. There's no winning by the old Ex-Lax-into-15-Cheeseburger-trick, only degrees of losing!
Posted by: Michael L | June 15, 2008 6:23 PM
What's up fatboy, never seen a Diet Sumo before?
Posted by: RFR | June 15, 2008 8:49 PM
Why oh why didn't I listen to Mom and stay in school?
Posted by: Patti Kinlock | June 16, 2008 4:19 PM
'OK, focus, remember your training. Wrestle the boy, do not eat him."
Posted by: Greg R. | June 16, 2008 8:37 PM
"Baby Hueyson's liability insurance was canceled soon after his latest match."
Posted by: JHW | June 17, 2008 4:48 PM
...And as my fathers son, I'm gonna blow up to be just like him? Shoot me now!
Posted by: Carolyn | June 20, 2008 7:38 AM
Do diapers come in bigger sizes?
Posted by: NRT | June 24, 2008 9:33 PM
In your dreams, fatboy!
Posted by: GregA | June 26, 2008 12:33 AM
I think the kid might lose. . .
Posted by: Joe | February 4, 2009 2:27 PM
'here comes lunch...'
Posted by: Chiyonofuji | February 11, 2009 12:45 PM
Daddy, for the last time, did you eat my cookies mom baked for the Bake Sale tomorrow.
Posted by: D | February 12, 2009 2:26 PM
wow. ur fat
Posted by: levi langford | August 19, 2009 1:20 PM