Gossip Girl Podcast: "The Sixteen-year-old Virgin"
So it was all about eeeeeeeevil men with dubious hair, facial or otherwise, on Gossip Girl this week. In one corner, we have Damien, corrupting poor (snicker) innocent (guffaw) delicate (BWAH!) oh, to heck with it, we can't keep a straight face -- Jenny has been dealing DRUGS with the man, so we don't know how shocked we can really be that he might pressure her to give up her virginity. We were thrilled with the stand Jenny took, but confused about the aftermath -- why lie about it with Serena? Weird.
In the other corner, we have Jack Bass, sporting a helpful Evil Alternate Universe Goatee just to let us know that, yep, he's evil. He's conspiring with Chuck's lawyer and his long-lost mom to steal Chuck's hotel away. Alas, Chuck plays right into his hands... We just hope this means we'll get to see Blair resume her scheming ways to get back at Jack. Please?
In other news, Rufus and Lily are still Rufus and Lily, and Dan and Vanessa have relationship issues. We know you've been telling us to be nicer to them, but... we can't. Sorry.Listen to our Gossip Girl podcast for "The Sixteen-year-old Virgin" and tell us what you think in the comments!