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My fav. quotes are...

The one where Dean and Sam get that lucky rabbit's foot...

Dean: I'm Batman...(a goofy look on his face.)

Sam: (Ducktaped to chair with one eyebrow raised and a look that says it's about time you showed up to save my a** again lol) Yeah your BATMAN?!?

Another quote I love is...

Bobby: Look out for your brother ya edgits...

In my time of dying

Dean: DUDE! I full on Swayze-d that mother!

sam: well what are you going to do poke her with a stick
sam:dean your not pokeing her with stick

my favourite quote would have to be:
The boys share their views on the existence of angels.
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: (Looks concerned for a moment, then catches on.) Cute.

Sam: Well, so much for our low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you're officially in the Feds' database.
Dean: Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something.
Sam: Dean, it's not funny. It makes the job harder; we've got to be more careful now.
Dean: What do they got on you?
Sam: (looking abashed) I'm sure they just... haven't posted it yet.
Dean: Wait, no accessory? Nothing?
Sam: Shut up!
Dean: You're jealous!
Sam: No, I'm not!
Dean: All right. What have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless young man, you?

Sheriff: What newspaper did you say you worked for?
Dean: World Weekly news
Sam: Weekly World News
Dean: World…
Sam: Weekly World news
Dean: Wor… I'm new.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

Sam:When I said I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45 and sent me back in.

Dean: What was he supposed to do?

Sam: I was 7!

Best two ever
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Sam: You have to update your casste collection
Dean: Why?
Sam: For one, their cassettes; and two, Led Zepplin, Motorhead, Black Sabbith, it's the greatest hits of mullet rock
Dean: Driver chooses the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
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Dean: There's one phrase you always half to remember, not repeat it again for me
Kid: Zepplin Rules!

The guys find Grandma Rose in the attic. She's immobile. Dean thinks maybe she's faking the stroke.
Sam: What are you going to do, poke her with a stick?
[Dean makes a face like he's thinking about it.]
Sam: Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick!

my favorite was

is
sam: all right dean
dean: this better be good.
sam: where are you:
dean: i in the middle of no where with a killer truck up my ass

that little fabric softener teddy bear? Oh I want to hunt that little ***** down

does any one kno wut episode that quote is from?

this is my favorite "Dean" quote, its from Devil's Trap..
Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. He begged to see his sons one last time and that's when I slit his throat.
***Dean: For your sake, I hope you're lying. Cause if it's true, I swear to God I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of b******, so help me God!

one of my all-time favourites is actually from sam not dean. i love that part in provenance when he sees the picture again and goes " oh my god" and everything. that whole scene is hilarious. and a have way too many dean lines to write. and most of them were already said anyways.

Most of Dean's great lines have already been quoted, but I just want to add that often it's all in Jensen's delivery. Dude has awesome comic timing.

"I hope your apple pie..." that has to be my all time fav line... I love the things that come out of those two boy's mouths each week... I can't wait for the new season to being, come on 9/28/06, not to rush the month, but I'm dying here!

landlady: your alarm is about as useful as boobs on a man

dean: dude stow the touchy-feely self help yoga crap, it's not helping!!

one of my alltime favorites is Dean: do i look like Paris?*big cheese smile with a sexy pose on a bed*

I have many favorite quotes that sam and dean say like:
Sam Winchester: An old person, huh?
Dean Winchester: Yeah.
Sam Winchester: In a hospital? Whew, better call the Coast Guard.
~something wicked~

Sam Winchester: He will always know there are things out there in the dark. He'll never be the same, you know? Sometimes I wish that...
Dean Winchester: What?
Sam Winchester: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean Winchester: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.
~someting wicked~
Dean Winchester: Hey Sam, who do you think is the hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?
~Asylum~
Dean Winchester: Hey, I gotta question for ya. You seen a lot of horror movies, yeah?
Katherine: Yeah, I guess so.
Dean Winchester: Do me a favor, next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in.
~Asylum~

The 1001 reasons to love Dean Winchester right here........

:: Bows to Eric and the SN Team ::

Bloody Mary:
Dean: So, what'd you dream about?
Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.
Dean: Yeah, sure
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Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean: Because I'm an awesome brother
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(discussing the murder)
Charlie: I'm insane, right?
Dean: No, you're not insane.
Charlie: That makes me feel so much worse!
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Dean: Dude, I earned that money.
Sam: You won it in a poker game!
Dean: Yeah…?
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Hook Man:
Dean: Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
Sam: This wasn't really my experience.
Dean: Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight A's.
(Sam nods)
Dean: What a geek
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Dean: I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam: What about the shotgun?
Dean: I said that you were hunting ghosts and spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam: And he believed you?
Dean: Well you look like a dumbass pledge.
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Dean: So you believe her?
Sam: I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot, too
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Bugs:
Sam: Well, Dad never treated you like that, you were perfect. He was all over my case. You don't remember?
Dean: Well, maybe he had to raise his voice, but sometimes you were out of line.
Sam: Right! Right, like when I said I'd rather play soccer than learn bow hunting.
Dean: Bow hunting's an important skill!
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Dean: Kinda hungry for a little barbeque. How about you? (Sam glares at him) What, we can't talk to the locals?
Sam: And the free food's got nothing to do with it?
Dean: Of course not, I'm a professional!
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Dean: Hunting's our day job. And the pay is crap.
Sam: Yeah, but hustling pool, credit card scams. It's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.
Dean: Well let's see. Honest...fun and easy. (pause) It's no contest. Besides, we're good at it, it's what we were raised to do.
Sam: Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked.
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Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation.
Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)
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Home:
Missouri: Don't worry about a thing, your wife's crazy about you. (client leaves) Whoo, poor bastard. His woman is cold-banging the gardener.
Dean: Why didn't you tell him?
Missouri: People don't come here for the truth, they come for good news
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Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon.
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: You were thinking about it.
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Missouri: You two have grown up handsome. (looks at Dean) And you were a goofy looking kid, too.

Phantom Traveler:
Dean: I look like one of the Blues Brothers.
Sam: No you don't . You look more like a seventh grader at his first dance.
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Dean: Did you get any sleep last night?
Sam: Yeah, I got a couple of hours.
Dean: Liar. See, I was up at 3 and you were watching George Foreman infomercials.
Sam: What can I say? Riveting TV!
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Sam: Never? You're never afraid?
Dean: No, not really.
(Sam pulls a long knife out from under Dean's pillow)
Dean: That's not fear. That's precaution.
Sam: Alright, whatever. I'm too tired to argue.

Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kind of have this problem with...
(moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

Sam: if you pull that string one more time, i'm going to kill you.
Dean:*pulls string* *laughs*
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Dean: always wanted to be a fireman when i grew up
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Dean: *proudly* i made it myself
Sam: i can tell. it looks like crap
Dean: jerk

salvation

Dean: "Well, You and dad are a lot more alike then I thought, you know that? You both can't wait to sacrifice yourselfs for this thing. But you know what? I'm gonna be the one to bury you."

Benders

dean: "Eat Me...No wait forget it you actually might."

Dean: "I'll say it again, demons I get, but people...are crazy."

shadow

Dean: "What are you going to do?"
Sam: "I'm gonna watch Meg."
Dean: "Haha, yeah you are..."
Sam: "I just wanna see about the symbol!"
Dean: "Alright you little pervert."

hell house

ghost hunting geek Ed: "WWBD. What would Buffy do, huh?"
gohst hunting geek Harry: "What would Buffy do. I know, Ed, but she's stronger than me"

Dean: "So, you guys ever seen a real ghost before?"
Ed: "Once. We were investigating this old house and we saw a vase fall right off the table."
Harry: "By itself."
Ed: "Well, we-we-we didn't actually see it, but we heard it. And something like that, it changes you."

Dean: "I thought the legend said the Mordecai only goes after chicks."
Sam: "It does."
Dean: "Alright, well I mean that explains why it went after you, but why me?"

Choose ANY episode...like tonight's:

"I'm the oldest, which means I'm always right."
"No, it doesn't."
"Yeah. It totally does."

"Dude, I'm not using this ID."
"Why?"
"Because it says Bikini Inspector on it."

"Hey, Dean. I'm sorry....I've really given you a lot of crap for following Dad's orders."
"Oh, God. Kill me now."

Hailey : And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean : Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Dean : Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

Dean : Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Sam : Look…you’re my brother and I’d die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself.

Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam : It's kind of our job.
Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.

Okay favourite quotes are basically anything that comes out of Dean's mouth. ;) Or Sammy's when he's Emo-ing.

Every ep of this show is full of awesome one liners! My fave is in Asylum --

"That attitude right there," *pause* "is why I always got the extra cookie." (Dean)

Jensen's delivery makes all of the difference, of course!

Dean: Alright, but first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him!

-Shapeshifter

Supernatural - Quotes
"How'd you get here?" - Dean
"I... uh... stole a car." - Sam
"Ha, ha. That's my boy!" - Dean

(Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half-open window.)
"Oh, sorry!" - Dean
"Be quiet." - Sam
"You be quiet." - Dean
"You be quiet." - Sam

"Your, uh, half-café, double-vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis." - Dean
"Bite me." - Sam

"So this is how you spent four years of your life." - Dean
"Welcome to higher education." - Sam

"Hope your apple pie was freakin worth it" - Dean

"Hey Sam I dare you to take a swig of this" Dean (holding jar of something gross found in cellar of Hell House)
"Why would I do that?" - Sam
"I double dare ya" Dean

Policeman: So. Fake US Marshal, fake credit cards. You got anything that’s real?

Dean: My boobs.

Dean; You can't rush perfection

Dean: I hope your apple pie was freakin worth it!

Supernatural - Quotes
"How'd you get here?" - Dean
"I... uh... stole a car." - Sam
"Ha, ha. That's my boy!" - Dean

(Dean falls on top of Sam as they sneak through a half-open window.)
"Oh, sorry!" - Dean
"Be quiet." - Sam
"You be quiet." - Dean
"You be quiet." - Sam

"Your, uh, half-café, double-vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis." - Dean
"Bite me." - Sam

"So this is how you spent four years of your life." - Dean
"Welcome to higher education." - Sam

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[b]Dean:[/b] House rules, Sammy - driver picks the music, shot-gun shuts his cakehole.

PHANTOM TRAVELLER
[b]Sam:[/b] Just try to relax.
[b]Dean:[/b] Just try to shut up!

SCARECROW
[b]Dean:[/b] *squints at Jeepers-Creepers-style-scarecrow* Dude, you fugly.

HOOK MAN
[b]Dean:[/b] *drops through window and knocks Sam* Oh, sorry!
[b]Sam:[/b] Hey, be quiet.
[b]Dean:[/b] [i]Me[/i] be quiet? You be quiet!

SHADOW
[b]Sam:[/b] ...I'm just saying, that there's something about this girl that I quite can't put my finger on.
[b]Dean:[/b] *smirks* But I bet you'd [i]like[/i] to...

PROVENANCE
[b]Dean:[/b] *tries to break glass by hitting it with the butt of his gun... pauses in self-disgust* Come on, Dean!

PILOT
[b]Cop:[/b] So, fake US Marshall, fake credit cards. Do you have anything thats real?
[b]Dean:[/b] My boobs. *grin*

SHADOW
[b]Landlady:[/b] Your alarm system is about as useful as boobs on a man!
[b]Dean:[/b] Well, ma'am thats why we're here.
{I sense a theme developing...}

PILOT
[b]Dean:[/b] Nice work, Sammy. *slaps him on the chest, which he's just hurt*
[b]Sam:[/b] *does a strange "I'm hurt, yes, but also amused" chortle* Wish I could say the same for you. What were you [i]thinking[/i], shooting Caspar in the face, you freak?
[b]Dean:[/b] Hey! *points* Saved [i]your[/i] ass.

PILOT
[b]Dean:[/b] I'll tell you another thing - if you [i]screwed[/i] up my car, I'll kill ya...

DEAD IN THE WATER
[b]Dean:[/b] Alright. If you're going to be talking now, this is a very important phrase, so I want you to repeat it back to me one more time.
[b]Ugly-Ginger-Kid:[/b] Zepellin rules!

PHANTOM TRAVELLER
[b]Dean:[/b] *about his suit* I look like one of the Blues Brothers...

SKIN
[b]Dean:[/b] The thought of him driving my car-
[b]Sam:[/b] Ah, come on.
[b]Dean:[/b] -it's killing me!
[b]Sam:[/b] Let it go

BUGS
[b]Dean:[/b] *about going down the hole* Looks like there's only room for one. You wanna flip a coin?
[b]Sam:[/b] Dean, we have no idea what's down there.
[b]Dean:[/b] Alright. I'll go, if you're scared... Scared?
[b]Sam:[/b] Flip the damn coin!
[b]Dean:[/b] *chuckle* Call it in the air *mutters* chicken
[b]Sam:[/b] *snatches coin* I'm going!
[b]Dean:[/b] *first surprised when the coin vanishes, and then starts to grin at his little bro*

BUGS
[b]Developer:[/b] Let me just say, we accept home-owners of any race, religion, colour or... *significant pause* sexual orientation...
[b]Dean & Sam:[/b] *blank look, followed by horror and suprise/amusement, respectively*
[b]Dean:[/b] We're [i]brothers[/i].

HOME
[b]Missouri:[/b] Boy, you put your foot on my coffee-table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon! {oh, the horror}
[b]Dean:[/b] I didn't do anything!

HELLHOUSE
[i]The bit with the Spoon...[/i]
[b]Dean:[/b] *sings* Fire of unknown origin, took my baby away *drums madly on wheel*

ASYLUM
[b]Dean:[/b] *to Sam* Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel.

ROUTE 666
[b]Sam:[/b] *on phone* Where are you?
[b]Dean:[/b] I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my ass!

NIGHTMARE
[b]Sam:[/b] When Max locked me in that closet, that big cabinet against the door... I moved it. *would-be nonchallant cough*
[b]Dean:[/b] Huh. You've got a little more upper-body strength than I gave you credit for.

[i]Later on...[/i]
[b]Dean:[/b] *deadly serious* Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.
[b]Sam:[/b] *apprehensive* Where?
[b]Dean:[/b] Vegas. *wicked grin*
[b]Sam:[/b] *harrumphs and storms off*
[b]Dean:[/b] Come on! Craps table? We'd clean up!

THE BENDERS
[b]Dean:[/b] *staggers to his feet, covered in blood* I'm going to kick your ass first, and then yours!
[b]Pa Bender:[/b] BONG!
{cracks me up every time!}

SHADOW
[b]Dean:[/b] *about demons* These suckers tend to bite the hand that feeds them... and the arms, and the torsos...

SOMETHING WICKED
[b]Dean:[/b] Hey!
[b]Shtriga:[/b] *looks up from feeding on Sam*
[b]Dean:[/b] *nails it between the eyes* Y'okay, Little Brother?

PROVENANCE
[b]Dean:[/b] Sam... *points* marry that girl.

[b]Sam:[/b] ...and last night when you were... out...
[b]Dean:[/b] *grins at memories* Ha. Good times...

[b]Dean:[/b] You can't rush perfection!

PHANTOM TRAVELLER
[b]Sam:[/b] Hey!
[b]Dean:[/b] What?
[b]Sam:[/b] Say it in Latin
[b]Dean:[/b] I know
[b]Sam:[/b] Hey!
[b]Dean:[/b] WHAT?!
[b]Sam:[/b] Uh... In Latin its Christo.
[b]Dean:[/b] Dude I know Im not an idiot!

SKIN
[b]Dean:[/b] *thinks Sam isn't listening* Sam wears women's underwear...?

FAITH
[b]Dean:[/b] God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

SCARECROW
[b]Dean:[/b] Scotty, you got a smile that lights up a room. Anybody ever tell you that? Never mind.

[b]Dean:[/b] You know, my brother could give you this puppy dog look and you'd just buy right into it.

[b]Sam:[/b] *Geekboy to the rescue*
[b]Dean:[/b] I take everything back I said. I'm so happy to see you.

[b]Dean:[/b] How'd you get here?
[b]Sam:[/b] I, uh, I stole a car.
[b]Dean:[/b] Hehe, that's my boy.

[b]Girl:[/b] *tied up* So what's the plan?
[b]Dean:[/b] I'm working on it.
[time passes, it gets dark]
[b]Girl:[/b] You don't have a plan, do you?
[b]Dean:[/b] I'm working on it!

BLOODY MARY
[b]Dean:[/b] Look, man, this paper's like, half our grade, so if you could just-
[b]Guy:[/b] "look man" no.
[b]Dean:[/b] *laughs mirthlessly, he turns away and mutters* I'm gonna hit him in his face, I swear...
[b]Sam:[/b] *gets inbetween them*

HELLHOUSE
[b]Dean:[/b] I don't know, Sam. I mean, I hate to agree with authority figures of any kind, but you know, the cops might be right about this one

HELLHOUSE
[b]Ed:[/b] This stuff right here, this is our ticket to the big time - fame, money, sex...with girls, *adds in clause* okay? Be brave, okay... WWBD. What would Buffy do, huh?
[b]Harry:[/b] What would Buffy do. I know, Ed, but she's stronger than me.

FAITH
[b]Dean:[/b] I'm not going to die in some hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

[b]Sherrif:[/b] We catch you around here again, son, we’ll put the fear of God in you, understand?
[b]Dean:[/b] Yes, sir. Fear of God. Got it.

SOMETHING WICKED
[b]Sam: [/b]You're getting wise in your old age, Dean.
[b]Dean:[/b] Damn right.

[b]Michael:[/b] *about the beds in the rooms* King or two queens?
[b]Dean:[/b] Two queens
[b]Michael:[/b] I bet.
[b]Dean:[/b] What'd you say?
[b]Michael:[/b] Nice car.

DEAD MAN'S BLOOD
[b]Dean:[/b] *at vampire-girlie's proposition* Ah, I'll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia.

PILOT
[b]Sherrif:[/b] I'm not sure you realise how much trouble you're in.
[b]Dean:[/b] Are we talking like "misdemeanour" kinda trouble or "squeal like a pig" trouble?

DEAD IN THE WATER
[b]Sam:[/b] (referring to Lucas' picture) See this church? I bet there is less than a thousand of those around here.
[b]Dean:[/b] *sarcastically* Oh, [i]college[/i]-boy thinks he's so smart.

HOOK MAN
[b]Dean:[/b] So you believe her?
[b]Sam:[/b] I do.
[b]Dean:[/b] Yeah, I think she's hot, too.

[at a frat party]
[b]Dean:[/b] Man, you've been holding out on me, this college thing is awesome!
[b]Sam:[/b] This wasn't really my experience.
[b]Dean:[/b] Let me guess - libraries, studying, straight As.
[b]Sam:[/b] *nods*
[b]Dean:[/b] What a geek.

BUGS
[b]Dean:[/b] Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
[b]Sam:[/b] Why?
[b]Dean:[/b] The manicured lawns, "How was your day, honey?" I'd blow my brains out.

FAITH
[b]Sam:[/b] You know this whole "I laugh in the face of death" thing is crap, I can see right through it.
[b]Dean:[/b] Yeah, whatever. Have you even slept? You look worse than me.

[b]Dean:[/b] You're not gonna let me die in peace, are you?
[b]Sam:[/b] I'm not gonna let you die - period.

NIGHTMARE
[b]Sam:[/b] Well, don't look at me like that.
[b]Dean:[/b] I'm not looking at you like anything...but I gotta say you look like crap.
[b]Sam:[/b] Nice...thanks.

THE BENDERS
[b]Dean:[/b] Oh, you gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s what this is about? You yahoos hunt people?
[b]Pa Bender:[/b] But the best hunt is human.... Makes you feel powerful alive.
[b]Dean:[/b] You’re a sick puppy.

[b]Dean:[/b] If I tell you, you promise not to make me into an ashtray?

[b]Dean:[/b] Oh, eat me! Oh no, no, no, no wait, wait - [i]you[/i] actually [i]might...[/i]

[b]Kathleen:[/b] (about Sam) Does your cousin have a drinking problem?
[b]Dean:[/b] Sam?! Two beers and he’s doin’ karioke!

[b]Kathleen:[/b] So you know his brother Dean Winchester died in St. Louis and was suspected of murder?
[b]Dean:[/b] Yeah, Dean, kinda the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

SHADOW
[b]Dean:[/b] What are you gonna do?
[b]Sam:[/b] I’m gonna watch Meg.
[b]Dean:[/b] *dirty laugh* Yeah, you are.
[b]Sam:[/b] I just wanna see what’s what. Better safe than sorry.
[b]Dean:[/b] All right, you little pervert.

PILOT
[b]Sheriff:[/b] Boy, you are officially a suspect!
[b]Dean:[/b] That makes sense, since when the first one went missing in '82 I was three...

[b]Policeman:[/b] So you want to give us your real name?
[b]Dean:[/b] I told you, it’s Nugent. Ted Nugent.

[b]Sam:[/b] You smell like a toilet.

And there are so many more I can't even remember![/color]

Dean - "Bite me - no wait, you just might" (Benders)

and "promise me you won't turn me into an ashtray" (Benders)

Maybe not exact quotes, but you get the gist!

Okay, random, where did that come from? - Dean; Home

What kind of house has no salt? Low sodium freaks. - Sam; Provenance.

Sam: Who are you and what did you do with my brother?
Dean: Shup up!

Dean: House rules Sammy, driver picks the music and shotgun shuts their cakehole!

Dean: Boy you are fugly!
Dean: Nice tat.

Dean: O college boy thinks he so smart!

Dean: Dad, don't you let it kill me!

Demon: Your father is here trapped within his own meat suit and he is going to tear you apart!

Come on, Sammy's got some good lines too!

"You mind doing a little thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?"

From Asylum--
Dean: You see that attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.

"Hey, Sam? Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that's not so buckets o' crazy."- dean

"People believe in Santa Claus - how come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?"- dean
"'Cause you're a bad person."- sam

"I'm right here! Chow time, you freaky bastard, yeah that's right, bring it on baby, I taste good!"- dean

"I have no skin left on my palm."- dean
"I'm not touching that line with a ten-foot-pole."- sam

"Sweetheart, I don't do shorts" from Wendigo, and "Oh, sweetheart, you're dumber than you look" from Shadows. I just LOVE when Dean says "sweetheart"!

Man, that's a hard question! Of course, there's the classic: "House rules, Sam. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."

I'm also a sucker for some of the more heartbreaking ones:
"I'm gonna be the one to bury you."

"You were just pissed off you couldn't CONTROL me anymore!"

"I need your help, Dad."

And of course there's still more funny.

"You watch Oprah?"

"I spent it on ammo."

"You sure do know how to have fun grandma."

"Whoa, easy tiger!"

And probably one of my favorite moments of the season:

"I can't do this alone."
"Yes you can!"
"Yeah, well... I don't want to."

I know this show far too well! :)

Dean- Oh look, action figures in their original packaging, what a shock.
Hell House

that little fabric softener teddy bear? Oh I want to hunt that little ***** down

That was a great episode!! Keep up the great work, Supernatural!

My top ones:

Dean - Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or squeal like a pig trouble? (Woman In White)

Dean - Dude, you fugly. (Scarecrow)

Dean - Next time you wanna get laid try a girl who's not so buckets of crazy. (Shadow)

Dean - I bet your kids are so proud. Oh, I forgot, I wasted them. (Devil's Trap)

"No, sacrifice us...which is classier, I guess."

Love it.

Another good one is "Dude, you fugly!" :)

Another good one from that episode was when the girl said, "Are they going to kill us?" and Dean goes, "No, sacrifice us. which sounds better..." wait, I don't think I got that quite right. Help!