Having fun with the flu

Sun columnist Laura Vozzella turns us on to the new swine flu lingo taking hold at Johns Hopkins. It's pretty hilarious. See some examples of the glossary below. And you thought those Hopkins kids were a bunch of dorky scientists in without a sense of humor. Whatevs.
"Pig: A student ill with suspected or presumed H1N1 flu. (Variation: Piglet: a sick freshman.)
"Pig in a blanket: A sick student complying with doctor's advice to stay home, drink fluids and get plenty of rest.
Bacon: What a pig experiencing an H1N1 fever feels like, i.e., fried. (Usage: Doctor: “Pig, how are you feeling today?” Pig: “Like bacon, doc.”)
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