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March 18, 2008

Spitzer-Spitz (Candidates as dogs, revisited)

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He's not a candidate anymore -- and probably will never be again -- but we couldn't resist weighing in on the likenesses between Eliot Spitzer and the Spitz.

So, as an encore to  our popular feature, "If the Candidates Were Dogs," which looked at what breed -- in terms of appearance and temperament -- the presidential candidates most resembled, here's our take on the former New York governor.

Spitzer, a married man, left office last week amid reports that he patronized Ashley Dupre, a high-priced call girl who worked for the Emperor's Club, a New York escort service.

As with our earlier series, the information below comes virtually verbatim from kennel club and breed organization descriptions of the Shiba Inu, the breed we have chosen as most representative of the former governor. The Spitz is not a breed, per se, but a type of dog that includes, among other breeds, the Shiba Inu.

Description: With well-developed cheek and almond-shaped eyes, the friendly and extroverted Shiba Inu projects a confident, erect and sturdy appearance. Shiba Inu's name means, literally, "Little Dog."

Behavior: In some ways, the Shiba Inu is said to be very catlike, and sometimes even makes a sound resembling "Meow." In some ways he is all dog -- such as his need for constant human companionship. This is not a dog to be left alone for long periods.

He has a fiery, strong-willed personality, and fox-like cunning. He can behave very territorially. Energetic and agile, he has a high activity level, needs lots of exercise and should have a large, fenced yard.

According to a web site devoted to the breed, "the Shiba enters the world knowing he is a superior being. Whether with intrepid boldness, squinty-eyed cuteness or calm dignity, he is king... If a Shiba could only utter one word, it would probably be 'mine.' 'Macho stud muffin' has been used to describe the male Shiba. The body may look 'muffin,' but the mind is all 'macho stud.' The Shiba takes the spirited boldness part of his temperament quite seriously. Early socialization and neutering are mandatory for the young puppy."

(Photos by Associated Press)

February 6, 2008

Dog eat dog: The world of politics

In the dog-eat-dog world of politics …

Wait a minute! Hold everything!

Dogs do not eat dogs.

So why – when we want to describe ruthless HUMAN behavior -- do we say that? The more accurate phrase would be, “It’s a humans-often-treat-other-humans-(and sometimes dogs)-like-crap world out there.”

And yet, we use dogs to describe our own peculiarly human disregard for our fellow man, to refer to cut-throat competition, to justify every-man-for-himself, me-above-all-else behavior. Dogs – except maybe when dinner is served – aren’t like that at all.

So let’s straighten this out right now.

Continue reading "Dog eat dog: The world of politics" »

If candidates were dogs: Dennis Kucinich - Jack Russell Terrier

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kucinichjackrussellterrierphoto.jpgDescription: A small, lively breed, originally used, along with fox hounds, to chase foxes. Flat broad skull and deep set almond shaped eyes. First developed and named after the Rev. John “Jack” Russell, in 18th-century Devon, who wanted a dog that could run quickly yet was small enough to flush foxes from their dens.

Behavior: A speedy, active and intelligent little dog that can be a bit stubborn, with a tendency to turn a deaf ear when on the scent of something. They can be quite dominant over other dogs. They are affectionate and easy to please, not fussy eaters. Prone to digging.

Tendency to bark: Medium

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as a guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Chicago Tribune)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Ron Paul - Welsh Corgi

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Description: Small, sturdy and low to the ground, with a fox-like face. A big dog with little dog legs, yet those little legs can run – Corgis were originally used for livestock droving.

Behavior: An intelligent, obedient and loyal dog that loves a challenge, Corgis are not too difficult to train, but they may try to be dominant if given the chance. They do have a tendency to nip heels if they feel that the family members are too rowdy in their play. They like to be kept constantly active.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of Aggression: Low

Suitability as a guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Baltimore Sun)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: John Edwards - Golden Retriever

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edwardsgoldenretrieverphoto.jpgDescription: Known for its lustrous coat of resilient quality and medium length, the breed has a friendly and intelligent expression with perfect symmetry.

Behavior: Extremely intelligent with an intense desire to please, Goldens make superb candidates for fieldwork, dog shows, obedience competitions and providing assistance to the disabled.

A very popular breed, Goldens are gentle and highly compatible, ideal for families. They are not fussy eaters and grow very quickly, sometimes faster than their bones can support. As retrievers, they attempt to drag, pull or carry anything they can fit into their mouths – and sometimes more than can fit.

Goldens are also worriers, with highly sensitive natures, and they can be harmed by harsh treatment. They must be regularly brushed and trimmed. The length of its coat attracts mud, but this can easily be cleaned off.

Tendency to bark: Medium

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by AP)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Rudolph Giuliani - French Bulldog

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Description: An active, intelligent, muscular dog with an alert, curious and interested expression; compactly built with ears that are broad at the base, elongated, and round at the top.

Behavior: The French Bulldog is well-behaved and adaptable, with an even disposition and an affectionate nature. They have an independent mind and can be both stubborn and manipulative.

They will tolerate well-behaved children but can get jealous and even destructive if they do not have all the attention, or if left alone for long periods. They love to be included in family activities. French Bulldogs are playful, but not unduly boisterous.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by AP) 

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Mike Gravel - Samoyed

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Description: Fluffy white, weather-resistant mane, thick and erect ears, wedge-shaped head with a strong jaw, flat skull and medium length muzzle. mikegravelsamoyedphoto.jpg

Behavior: Samoyeds have a sense of independence that can come close to obstinacy, and – because of their willfulness –- can be difficult to train. They have a natural tendency to pull when leashed.

The Samoyed is a friendly, outgoing and devoted dog, and highly protective. No intruder will ever go unheard. If left alone, they can be destructive, and they are known to enjoy digging.

Samoyeds will engage in activities with their caretakers, but they are also likely to wander off in their own direction. Samoyeds can be highly vocal, and should be trained at an early age to curtail their barking sprees on command.

Tendency to bark: Medium

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as a guard dog: High

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by AP)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Fred Thompson - English Bulldog

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thompsonbulldogphoto.jpgDescription: Powerful and sturdy, with a massive skull and a peculiar rolling gait, the Bulldog was originally from Greece and Egypt, where it was used as a guard and attack dog. Later in England, they were bred smaller and began to be used as bull baiters. Bred for tenacity and a high pain threshold. Noted for distinctive loose skin, especially at the head neck and shoulders.

Behavior: Stubborn and difficult to train, but devoted and often clownlike. Bulldogs do not take kindly to being screamed at. They are known to ignore their owners when their mood moves them.

They can be pensive and aloof, sweetly loyal and highly entertaining.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of aggression: Medium

Suitability as a guard dog: High

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Baltimore Sun)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

 

If candidates were dogs: Alan Keyes - Standard Poodle

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Description: A proud dog with a haughty head carriage, the poodle has a long, strong neck, with a smooth deep throat and dark, oval-shaped, wide set eyes that appear full of intelligence. With its pridefully prancing gait and thick and curly coat, it has become the ultimate and perennial show dog.

keyesstandardpoodlephoto.jpgBehavior: The poodle is noble, elegant and well balanced. They are extremely intelligent and eager to please, high-spirited and anxious to be involved in whatever is going on around them.

Tendency to bark: High

Level of aggression: Medium

Suitability as a guard dog: High

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Baltimore Sun

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Duncan Hunter - Standard Schnauzer

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Description: Sturdy and muscular with a wiry coat, strong jaw, blunt muzzle and an ever-alert look on its rectangular, hairy-eyebrowed face.

Behavior: Intelligent, yet stubborn. While family-friendly, they don’t always get on well with other dogs or household pets. They make ideal watchdogs, which is what they were originally bred for, and their deep bark will quickly alert a family to any strangers. Prone to behavioral problems, which can minimized with early training.

Tendency to bark: Medium

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as a guard dog: Medium

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Baltimore Sun) 

(To see the full Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

February 5, 2008

If candidates were dogs: Mike Huckabee - Beagle

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Description: Large-eyed and long-eared, with a pure, kindly and sometimes conniving expression best captured in cartoon version by Charlie Brown’s Snoopy.

Beagles have a keen sense of smell, a desire to hunt and track down strange odors and a tendency to bay unceasingly when something seems amiss.

Behavior: Beagles like to please their masters. Training must begin early or the beagle can get out of hand and indulge in its favorite habits -- overeating and making a mess. They are also excellent escapologists and will attempt to dig their way out of any jam.

This breed, for all its apparent innocence, can be stubborn, hard to housebreak and bark to an annoying degree. Yet they are gentle and good natured and get along well with other dogs. Even inside, beagles are prone to cruising around the house with their noses down, sniffing away as they make an olfactory map of the territory, then checking the area periodically to make sure everything is as it should be.

Tendency to bark: High

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: Medium

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Chicago Tribune)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

 

If candidates were dogs: Mitt Romney - Smooth Fox Terrier

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Description: A lively and active mid-sized terrier with deep-set eyes, long sloping shoulders and a narrow head. Their coats are dense and abundant. They are known for their longevity and were originally used for fox hunting and vermin-killing.

Behavior: Highly intelligent, but can be stubborn; likes to bark and dig. They tend to want to be dominant over other dogs. They are affectionate, and devoted to the extent that they can be protective if they feel a member of the family is being threatened.

Tendency to bark: Medium

Level of aggression: Medium

Suitability as guard dog: Medium

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Reuters)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

 

If candidates were dogs: John McCain - Pug

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Description: Decidedly square and cobby, with free, self-assured, jaunty gait and a perpetual expression of confused defiance on their wrinkly faces.  

Behavior: Pugs are even-tempered and stable, prone to snorting, and they love to have a good time.

They can be clowns, yet they can also be dignified and charming, when the situation requires it. They can be docile one minute, highly animated the next.

Pugs are intelligent, curious and loyal. They will do whatever it takes to get what they want, often using playful or clever tactics.

They are rather independent, strong willed and even forceful for such a little dog, but they rarely show aggression.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Chicago Tribune)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

 

 

February 4, 2008

If candidates were dogs: Barack Obama - Great Dane

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Description: A large and muscular breed, with a long rectangular head, a short coat and an appearance of being very noble and dignified.

They can be fawn, black, blue, brindle or a combination of black and white in color.

Behavior: An intelligent and loyal dog that, with an experienced handler, can be trained for protection work.

As they grow very quickly into a very large dog, their training has to start when they are young.

They enjoy exercise and will happily go along with the family on their outdoor activities. They also enjoy spending time at home in front of the fire.

The Great Dane is an affectionate dog -- gentle and delicate, without being timid.

They get along well with other dogs, household pets and children. They are ideally suited to the active family, preferably one living in a very large house. They are quick to alert the family of any strangers approaching their territory.

Tendency to bark: Low

Level of aggression: Low

Suitability as guard dog: High

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley, petspictured.com; breed photo by Chicago Tribune)

(To see the full Dog Lovers' guide to the Presidential Election, click here.)

If candidates were dogs: Hillary Clinton - Labradoodle

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Description: The Labradoodle is a newer breed that combines the often ostentatious Labrador with the more reserved – at times even aloof – poodle.

As it has not yet been recognized by the American Kennel Club, there are no breed standards as far as appearance.

Behavior: The Labradoodle, while it is happy to walk alongside you, also loves to get off the leash and set its own course.

Labradoodle2.jpg They will not thrive without human contact, and are particularly affectionate and loving with children, making the breed well suited for work as a therapy or assistance dog.

The often try to outsmart their owners just for fun, and sometimes can be too clever for their own good.

Otherwise, they are loyal and devoted, active and athletic when free, and generally melt into mellowness when touched by human hands.

 

Tendency to bark: Varies

 

Level of aggression: Low

 

Suitability as guard dog: Low

(Candidate photo by AP; sketch by Susan Donley; breed photo by iStockphoto)

 

 

 

Drawn to dogs: From pixels to pencils

donely.bmpThe sketches used for our entries this week, aka “The Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election,” were drawn by Susan Donley, a Pittsburgh artist who sold her first drawing in the sixth grade – four portraits of the Monkees, purchased by a classmate for $2.

Drawing was Donley's first love (though I’m guessing Davy Jones was up there, too), but she drifted away from it as an adult, working in art education, with museums and with websites.

“You don’t mean to drift away, you just do. I found my creativity going more into web design, and it had been quite a while since I picked up the pencil. It was pixels instead of pencils,” Donley -- that's her self portrait to the left -- said in a telephone interview.

In her 40s – though she’d never entirely put it down -- she picked drawing up again when she was trying to help a friend who had accidentally run over and killed his own elderly beagle. “The dog was old and just didn’t hear the car, it was just a horrible, horrible accident. I felt devastated. I wanted to reach out so badly and couldn’t think of any words to say, so I did a portrait of Sadie and gave it to him and the reaction was so amazing. It did what I wanted it to do -- took away the away horrible images in his mind and replaced it with good memories of Sadie.”

With that, Donley began the transition to full-time artist. Her work can be seen on herrosie.jpg web site, petspictured.com. About half of her drawings are memorial portraits, she said – based on photos sent in by pet owners, or often by friends who chip in together to buy one for acquaintances who have recently lost a pet.

“There’s a need, and a market,” Donley said. “The world doesn’t stop and you don’t get personal days when you lose a pet, yet your heart aches just as badly.”

Donley's drawings which take about 10 hours each to complete, start at $325 for an 8-inch by 8-inch portrait. She draws humans too, but prefers pets as her subjects. “There’s none of the vanity you get with human portraits. Nobody ever says please don’t make my Basset hound’s eyes saggy,” said Donley, who is 54 and lives with her poodle, Rosie.

The window to a dog’s soul – and the key to capturing it on paper – are a dog’s eyes, Donley says, and even within breeds dogs have many unique characteristics.

“It’s not a cookie cutter kind of thing. If you don’t capture the eyes you don’t have the portrait, but expression also comes from the ears, the body language, the eyebrows, and of course every dog has a wonderful smile.”

The dog lovers' guide to the presidential election

Today the Mutts blog brings you Part One of "The Dog Lovers' Guide to the Presidential Election," a special report that asks, and answers, the question, "If the presidential candidates were dogs, what breed would they be?"

Today, we bring you the Democratic front runners. Tomorrow, in addition to wishing you a Super Tuesday, we'll unveil the Republicans. And on Wednesday, in the belief that every candidate should get his doggie due, we'll show you the lesser-knowns and also-rans.

The decisions on which breed the individual candidates most closely resemble were based both on physical appearance and personality, and the breed descriptions and behavioral characteristics that follow all come directly and without alteration from reputable sources including the American Kennel Club, the Kennel Club in London and Petplanet.co.uk.

Please feel free, even before we finish, to send in your own selections, or bark and snarl at those we have made, via our comments section.

In a moment, the Democrats -- Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

About this blog


John Woestendiek has been a features reporter at The Sun for six years. Previously he worked as a reporter, columnist, national correspondent and editor at four other newspapers, and received a Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting in 1987 for his reporting on prisons and mental institutions for The Philadelphia Inquirer. Woestendiek lives in South Baltimore with his dog, Ace.
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