This morning I opened my inbox to find a press release from Dexter, a dog.
Actually, it wasn't from Dexter. It was from his PR company, letting me know about Dexter's new blog that will be done entirely in his first person doggie voice. It's called Dexter Speaks.
Just what the world needs -- another blogging, Tweeting, pen-in-hand animal. Seriously?
The adorable four-year-old Goldendoodle, Dexter, is writing the blog with "help" from his owner, a copywriter named Chuck Kent. Exactly how far is this literary conceit supposed to go? If Dexter gets a book deal out of this, which certainly has crossed the mind of Kent, I hope that Dexter spends the entire advance on gourmet bones and fresh tennis balls. It's only fair, right, since he did all the "writing."
I'm sure some people now think I'm no fun, but sorry, I just don't get it. I love my animals, perhaps a snippet more than the next guy maybe, and even I don't think the world would want ongoing daily missives from Teddy Bean. Or, more to the point, from me pretending to be the Bean. (Maybe from Leo, he's a bit more soulful....) It just takes anthropomorphism to a new, weird level.
What do you think? Have you found some well-written cats out there or philosopher dogs to prove me wrong? Dexter -- care to defend yourself? (What? "Bark? Bark?" I don't understand that. English, please.)
Picture of the extremely cute but inexplicably verbose blog dog, Dexter, courtesy of his blog, DexterSpeaks.
PS: I'm not saying one can't write eloquently in the voice of an animal. The recent book "The Story of Edgar Sawtelle" comes to mind. Beautiful, poignant passages in a novel, from the mind of a dog.....