It's time once to get out the star-spangled bows -- the American Visionary Arts Museum's annual pet parade is Saturday.

Even better than a typical parade, the event includes a pet talent show. Every entrant can take the stage and perform. Or, you know, just take the stage and look cute.

Museum officials say "in past years, hermit crabs have re-enacted Revolutionary War battles; dogs have spontaneously 'got patriotic' with owners' legs; a rabbit (and eventual Visionary Pet Award Winner) has incited an outbreak of Peace and Understanding with her gaze; and, of course, we've seen endearing attempts to sit, speak, roll over, high-five, fetch, catch, eat corn off the cob, etc."

Wow. I'm so there. With camera.

As if parading and performing weren't enough, there will also be a round of Musical Chairs for pets and a chance to cool off in pools.

There will be trophies awarded for Best Costume, Most Patriotic, Owner & Pet Look-alikes, Least Likely to Succeed as a Pet, and the esteemed Most Visionary Pet Award. Dressing up pets is encouraged but all animals must be leashed or carried.

Parade starts at 10 a.m. Registration, which is free, opens at 9:30 a.m.

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