When Fluffy isn't good enough, where do you go? When Max doesn't cut it. When Spot is out of the question.

Well, how about Doogie Schnauzer? Or Blue Man Chew? No?

Yes, some pet owners say. Veterinary Pet Insurance Co. set out for the second year in a row to find the 10 most unusual dog and cat names in the United States. The company picked 50 "unusual" cat names and 50 equally unusual dog names from the its database of more than 470,000 insured pets. Employees culled the list by voting for the 10, let's say most creative, in each category.

The results:

                           Dogs                    Cats
                  1. Doogie Schnauzer MD     1. Snag L. Tooth
                  2. Sargent Sausage         2. Clawed Monet
                  3. I Am Sparticus          3. Velvet Elvis
                  4. Lunchbox                4. Eartha Kitty
                  5. Angus Sir Loin          5. Blue Man Chew
                  6. Bam-Bam Noodle Butt     6. Catzilla
                  7. Mouse Meat              7. Thurston Picklesworth III
                  8. Fluffernutter           8. Yardsale
                  9. Kanye East              9. Dishwasher
                 10. Inspector Foo Foo      10. Polly Prissypants

For the full lists of 50 unusual dog and cat names, pictures of pets who made the Top 10, and stories on the origin of each unusual name...or, in other words, to waste some serious time at work, click here.

Photo of silly dog in a kitty blanket courtesy of Desmorider's photostream on Flickr.