Well of course it couldn't.

But here's a funny take on the topic of dog sheddings from Jeffrey Shaffer that appeared in the Christian Science Monitor.

Assuming your vacuum cleaner fills up as quickly as mine does (well, when I use it, anyway), assuming you, too, have wondered how dog hair ends up in places the dog has never been; assuming you, like Shaffer, wonder if the shed hairs take on a life of their own and self-replicate, you'll probably get a kick out of it.

Just brush that dog hair off your computer terminal, and click here.