Ms. Green Jeans
I thought he was kidding when he called and asked, "If you were going to wear overalls, what size would they be?"
It was my brother-in-law, Ken, who is Santa himself during the holiday season, which starts in September for him.
I thought it was one of those questions such as, "If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
But sure enough, on Christmas morning I opened a pair of gardening overalls. Green, of course. With knee pad inserts and lots of pockets. They also have zippers so they can become overall shorts.
I suppose you expect to see a picture of me in them to accompany this blog post.
Not a chance.
Like most useful clothing items, they are not necessarily attractive.
It appears that my gift came from the Duluth Trading Co. and are called Rosie's Work Overalls -- for those of you who consider me a fashion trendsetter who must be followed.