The fully vetted White House garden
More on the conspiracy behind the White House kitchen garden.
A reader of my op-ed column in today's Baltimore Sun e-mailed me with details of how President Obama faked his birth certificate, allowing him to run for president despite the fact that he was not a native born citizen.
"I guess growing your own Birth Certificate isn't that hard if you have knowledge of Quantum mathematics and the ability to understand photon streaming and the sensitive computer technology it takes to create a Birth Certificate without any pixel flaws which occurred in the Internet copy of Barry's. His phony document is like the poor little petunia in the onion patch," wrote Bonnie Sisson Stilwell of Concord, N.C.
She also said the White House used the wrong mulch on the vegetable garden and I should contact Martha Stewart and find out what she uses.
This ties in nicely with another e-mail from someone at "Sludge Watch," that said that White House South Lawn was used as a toxic sludge dump, and the Obama family, and everyone else who eats from that garden, is in danger.
Please, Garden Variety readers, someone send me a pretty picture of their garden before I completely lose my perspective here.