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February 29, 2008

How YOU doin'? Top Five

Here's the best and the worst pick-up lines, according to you, dear readers:
5. "So am I going to get laid tonight, or what?" (from Heather)
4. "Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again." (from JTK)
3. "OH! I thought this was the bathroom. What's your name?"
2. Guy reaches over, takes a girl's hand, puts it on his heart, looks her in the eye and says, "You see what you do to me?" (I LOVE this one. SO over the top -- from bryanintimonium)
1. "The word of the day is 'legs.'  Let's go back to my room and spread the word."

February 28, 2008

My two cents

I said I would issue my response later. Here it is:

Don't settle.

As Mary said, there are so many things wrong with Lori Gottlieb's piece that I don't know where to start. But I'll try:


1. Don't have children by yourself. Or, if you do, go in with eyes wide open. Gottlieb bases her piece around her decision to have a child, through artificial insemination, with no prospect of a mate. She now realizes the error of her ways, she says: A traditional family is best for children, and the only way to that is to settle for Mr. Good Enough.

Gottlieb's problem is not that she didn't settle; Gottlieb's problem is that she had a child by herself without realizing the full consequences -- dating with children is hard. It's not a big newsflash. Talk to all the divorcees and single mothers out there who surely don't have the same resources as you do. In fact, you can call my mother. The gist of the conversation: Suck it up.

2. Settling is not the same as being realistic. After reading her piece, it seems to me that Gottlieb had her head in the clouds. Not only when it came to having children as a single mother, but to what's realistic in a person. She says it was a mistake for her to hold out for that connection and holds up friends' proclamations that they "just want someone who's willing to be in the trenches with them," as if that's some amazing new revelation. Isn't that the same thing?

People who live in the real world have their ideals and their dealbreakers and usually find something in between. That's not settling. That's reality. As Amadeo says, "Only puzzles have perfect fits." But that doesn't mean you settle for the first person who meets half of your criteria! It IS possible to have a connection and a spark and have someone who fits most of your mate criteria.

3. Not all women want children. I can't explain that any better than that. I'm insulted that Gottlieb makes the assumption that all women want to get married and have children, and if they say they don't, they're just lying to themselves. Don't assume for other women. Everyone is not you.

4. DON'T SETTLE. As a woman who was married at 20 and divorced at 32, my mother's mantra has always been "Don't marry young." However, underneath that has been the underlying message -- don't settle. During a conversation about marriage a few months ago, I asked my mother why she got married, and her simple answer was, "I thought no one else would marry me."

And that, perhaps, is why Gottlieb's article rubs me the wrong way. I've seen when settling goes wrong. "Do it young, when settling involves constructing a family environment with a perfectly acceptable man who may not trip your romantic trigger," Gottlieb writes. But if we instill these lowered expectations in young women's minds, we are only creating a recipe for disaster, for women, the men they marry and possibly the children who result.

February 27, 2008

Settle?

In the March 2008 issue of the Atlantic monthly, author and NPR commentator Lori Gottlieb wrote an essay titled "Marry Him!" In it, Gottlieb, who had a child in her thirties through artificial insemination, made the case for settling for Mr. Right Now. He could be a better fit for marriage, and ultimately children, Gottlieb says, because, hey, all women ultimately want children and marriage:

Oh, I know—I’m guessing there are single 30-year-old women reading this right now who will be writing letters to the editor to say that the women I know aren’t widely representative, that I’ve been co-opted by the cult of the feminist backlash, and basically, that I have no idea what I’m talking about. And all I can say is, if you say you’re not worried, either you’re in denial or you’re lying. In fact, take a good look in the mirror and try to convince yourself that you’re not worried, because you’ll see how silly your face looks when you’re being disingenuous.

Her writings prompted a blogular firestorm. Meghan Daum of the LA Times wrote a pretty good response, too. I'll tell you what I think later this afternoon.

But in the meantime, I'm curious about your opinion: Should women settle for Mr. (or Ms.) Comfortable? Are our notions of finding that perfect fit pure fantasy and fairy tales, like love at first sight?

I wanna hear from men and women on this.

Preference or racism?

I was cruising the College Candy Web site today (It was research. Hush up you.) and came across a post titled, "Is Online Dating Racist?"

The author brought up the practice of listing racial preferences on dating Web sites. Are you racist if you say you aren't seeking Asians? Or is it simply a matter of taste and preference, as the author said, just as someone who doesn't want to date short people will list people over 5'2".

The question is not a simple one; it's not black and white. However, the question reminded me of a problem I encountered when I did online dating. As a regular user of a major national dating Web sites, I was surprised at how limited my pool was, not because I was a woman seeking women, not because I lived in Baltimore and not because I had certain criteria, but because a significant number of women that were identified as my matches did not list black women on their preferences. (Many of these women, usually white, typically listed Asian or white as their preferences.)

I still messaged the people I was interested in -- I was paying for this, so I might as well go all out -- but I only received a response once or twice.

If you ask most people in person, they will say they like what they like, regardless of age or race. However, online, the truth is more likely to come out, because these services demand it -- if you don't state your preferences, how can they match you? So, I will raise an alternative to the "Is Online Dating Racist?" question: Do racial dating preferences make you racist?

... and also: Has anyone else noticed this online?

Infatuation + Time = Love?

 

 

 Photo from Inkling Magazine

Over at Inkling Magazine, co-editor Anna Gosline details a situation where a friend of hers, in the midst of an intense infatuation period of her relationship with her boyfriend, accidentally says "I Love You." She takes it back.

Panic ensues, of course, but the friend finally decides to discuss the "mistake" with her boyfriend, nicknamed the Engineer:

The Engineer, delightful and rational fellow that he is, made it clear that he would not be saying “I love you” until he was sure. Otherwise, he might waste this very important statement by saying it too early in the relationship, when his love was still growing rapidly, thereby taking away the significance in later weeks/months when his love was much, much greater.

Judy, obviously disappointed by this response, pressed and asked WHEN exactly that would be. His response: when dLove/dt = zero.

For an explanation of what exactly that means (or could mean, rather), go to Gosline's post. The explanation involves some annoying calculus concepts that I'm way underqualified to explain (I'm an editor, not a mathemetician!). They eventually surmised that the equation is probably a good thing.

However, I had a couple of issues:
1. You cannot take backsies on I Love You. Sometimes you just have to woman up and be the first to say it.
2. Who asks for a timetable on I Love You?
3. Who responds to an I Love You demand with an equation? (An engineer obviously, I know.)

Your thoughts?

February 26, 2008

Quick!



Any cheaters or cheated in the house? I'm looking for infidelity stories for this week's column.

If you don't want to raise your hand now, feel free to see me after class (also known as e-mailing me). However, just a reminder: I need your full name for publication.

Photo courtesy of woodsy at stock.xchng

Forget sex, I'll take the TV

According to Reuters, 47 percent of British men would give up sex for half a year in exchange for a 50-inch plasma TV. A little more than a third of the women surveyed -- 35 percent -- would do so.

Granted, the survey was done by an electronics retailer, Comet, but still. That's an interesting number of men willing to tuck it in for a TV.

I wonder how it would translate in the U.S.? How many American men and women would do a vow of celibacy for a 50-inch plasma screen? Anyone? Anyone?

February 25, 2008

Meet Me Monday: Justin Kelly

Justin, a Baltimore-bred artist, is willing and eager to talk about love.


"I think love is inherently a narcissistic thing, and a lot of people don't think of it like that," he says. "The act of love is to be a narcissist. Because those traits you are looking for, you originated those traits within yourself somehow that are internalized. So, externalizing and loving someone else is, in a sense, loving yourself, finding yourself in other people."


Name, age, status:

Justin Kelly, 23, "I'm sort of seeing someone."

"In a sense I'm single, but I'm seeing someone. I'm not single. 

"But I'm that kind of guy who's like rambunctious and is always in the kinda mindset of 'What's next?' kind of thing. I kinda always have my eye out. I'm sort of restless.
"But I'm seeing someone. So yes. So I guess I'm not single. But if I were to meet someone I was really intrigued with, and was like totally blown away by, unfortunately, I might say that. Is that wrong?"


How long have they been together?

They've been seeing each other about a year.

"That's the longest relationship I've ever been in, if you'd call it a relationship. It is a relationship. It's just there are different kinds of relationships. Different depths." 


Where he calls home:

"I've sort of graduated from the warehouse/Copy Cat living up to Hampden. There are a lot of artists living in Hampden, a lot of creative people out there."


How does he make a living?

He's a musician, artist and freelance artist ("That's how i pay my bills," he says.)

"I'm into really taking advantage of the time that I have here and making something that people can see and experience what I experienced. Time is short and the spark of life I was given you were given, we're all given."


Where did he grow up?

"Born and raised" in Baltimore. "Southwest. Stricker Street."

"I really like Baltimore. ... I'm into the arts, music, so in that scene, Baltimore is on the map in a very specific way, and that way is very original too."


Favorite neighborhood:

"I like the divide between Station North and Mount Vernon. Because it's so drastic. I know it happens a lot. And more and more with gentrification and expansion."

"... That's my sort of neighborhood, but I don't really have a hood, a stomping ground. Baltimore is small enough for me to say it's my favorite neighborhood. I don't want to cut it any thinner. 


He says he'd pick the CopyCat building as his favorite neighborhood, if he could.

"It exists on a plane where the audience really gives to the performer and the performer gives back. ... It's exploiting reality in a certain way that's a lot more fun than at Fletchers or Sonar where the crowd is here and the performer is here and you have that divide.


Does Baltimore have a dating scene?

"I don't know if any one place is better for meeting people than anywhere else. I think it's all up to the individual's drive and ambition and free will to project themselves on their own path. No city is going to hand them the keys to a relationship.


Worst date:

He says he doesn't prescribe to the conventional concept of dating.

"The whole dressing up thing ... all the fake false fronts and the makeup. That's not what you look like. Take that [expletive] off. ... Let me cook you breakfast like you just woke up or something. Let me see you then."

Honesty is key, he says.

"Perfume isn't honest. Makeup isn't honest. Small talk isn't honest. I don't have time to waste on liars."


His ideal mate:

"It's someone exactly like me or the exact opposite. But still existing on a relative plane, a common parallel plane.

"...To say that I want someone like me, I guess it would be someone who's so into themselves in such a way, with creation and productivity, that they're not so reliant on other people, and they can be self-sustained emotionally.

"I think that's a good way to put it: self-sustained emotionally. Someone that doesn't need -- everyone needs someone to lean on every now and then -- but a lot of people I run into need someone to lean on constantly. And I can't. That's draining and detrimental. And for creative energy, it's detrimental. That's like the core of my existence, I feel, is my creative energy.

"... Someone that can sustain themselves emotionally and is like into their own existence to the extent that they don't need to use someone else's existence as a crutch."

 

Deal-breakers:

"I'd have to say, the way someone dresses. I'm not sure that's fair to say, because I'm sure there's plenty of people I would get on with that, if I was to look at the cover, I would say, 'No I don't want to read that book.'"

For example:

"Uggs. Sweatpants with the [words on the butt]. Definitely. Carbon-copy, cookie-cutter college girls that look the same, with the same college imprints and the same Towson tiger logo. You know, straightened, dyed hair. I hate girls that dye their hair! Hate's a strong word. I've gotta be careful with that thing [the tape recorder]. Girls that excessively dye their hair, girls that wear too much makeup, girls that wear too much accessories, sometimes.

Bad communication skills are also a deal-breaker, he says. 

"I like it when communication is at a level where there's no cutting off. If someone else goes to speak, the other one stops and the other person talks and there's a ... rhythm.

"My roommate had a girlfriend that would just talk over you. If you started to say something and sort of interject, she wouldn't stop. She would just keep going and you would have to wait until she was done. I hate that."


What's the best thing about being single?

"Significant others can be vastly draining. Whether it be time or emotion."


Worst thing?

"The worst thing about being single, obviously, is not having someone for companionship. It's so obvious, I don't even know how to put it. Not having someone. Not having someone to talk to and when you come home from work, not having someone to vent to about the shop talk that went on at work. Not having someone to do that with is painful."


If he could date anyone in history?
It turned out to be a bit of a stream-of-consciousness exercise for him.
First response:
Amelia Earhart.
"I don't know why that's the first person that came into my head. I don't know if I want to put that."
Second response:

Cleopatra.
Third response:
Neko, of Velvet Underground.
But I did say anyone.
"Let's go with Amelia," he says, pausing. "But I don't know anything about her! Maybe she was horrible and had bad skin and wore sweatpants [with words on the butt]. And Uggs," he says laughing.
And finally, he throws out one last woman, Margaret Thatcher. "Women and power, I dunno."

Pick me up before you go go



I'll throw out an oldie but goodie this week:

Best pick-up lines.

Definition of "best" is up to you. Tired lines (What's your sign, etc.) will automatically be disqualified. Bonus points for lines uttered (or heard) in real life.


(Illustration from spam and kimchi)

The love next door

In Saturday's column, I told the story of one man who said he fell in love with the girl next door when he was 7 or 8 years old. The girl, a few years older than he, didn't give him the time of day, however. They grew up, moved away, married other people (him, at least), got divorced and ran into each other again, in their late 20s, when both were visiting their parents.

This time, they hit it off, and as they say, the rest is history. He says they've been happily married for more than 20 years now.

My editor was really captivated by this story, especially the fact that they found love next door. Does "marrying the girl next door" happen a lot? I joked that maybe marriages are kind of like accidents -- they're more likely to happen within a mile of your home.

What do you think? Anyone have a girl next door experience? What are the chances of finding love next door? 

February 22, 2008

Worst date top five

it turns out I only received five suggestions for the worst dates, but they were all good suggestions, so no problem here. This week everyone's a winner!

And, the worst first-date venues:
5. The mall. "Unless your 15 years old. It happened to me, and boy that was tacky." (toomanyfrogs)
4. The club. "Nothing like getting to know someone with 100 of your closest friends while bumping and grinding." (F)
3. Firing range. (Justine)
2. Strip clubs! I would love to get into the mind of someone who thought that a strip club was a good idea. (mags)
1. The circus. James from Hampden's explanation clinched it: "Dark. Screaming kids. The smell of feces wafting through the air. Not a good place."

February 21, 2008

Just a reminder...

Get your ideas in for worst first date venues. I'll post my favorites tomorrow.

Do you believe?



This week's column is on love at first sight. The biggest surprise that I had?

A lot of people are believers. It appears I'm a jaded, cynical, love-hater, because most of the people I talked to either said they believed in love at first sight or had experienced it first hand. Perhaps I'm too practical -- I believe in lust at first sight. I believe in infatuation at first sight. But love? That's a long-term thing.

Michael Sunnafrank, a communications professor at the University of Minnesota Duluth, and Adele Testani, co-founder of HurryDate, agree with me. But we're outnumbered by sentimental softies, it appears. It's hard not to be swayed by their stories -- one man says he fell in love with his wife when he was 7 -- but I'm inclined to believe it's more revisionist history than instant love.

What do you think?

February 20, 2008

Judging a car by its sticker

I was walking to my car the other night when a nearby truck caught my eye. Or more accurately, the truck's bumper stickers.

We are often told not to judge a book by its cover, but I believe that bumper stickers create an exception to that rule. You can judge someone by their bumper stickers, as people make a concerted effort to buy (or perhaps, simply accept) these mini posters and affix them permanently to their car, for all the world to see.

For example, I'm almost certain that I would never date the driver of this truck, the main reasons circled for your convenience:



I'm from the former capital of the Confederacy, so I'm well aware of the "heritage, not hate" argument, and I will fight for someone's right to display their Confederate flag, but I wouldn't date someone with a Confederate flag in their window. It shows an inability to let go. Perhaps that would translate to other things too. And as for the "Marriage = Man + Woman" sticker? I don't even need to go there.

I have plenty of friends who are anti-bumper sticker. I'm neutral on the subject. If I see a sticker that moves me, I'll gladly deface my car. However, for dating purposes, maybe more of us should use bumper stickers. It'd make the selection process a little easier if you the cute girl tootles around town with a "Can't Commit" sticker or the guy you see in the grocery store walks to his car that proudly displays a "Cries After Sex" bumper note.

What would your bumper sticker be?

Boys have feelings, too

According to a study published in the Journal of Adolescence, most teenage boys are not just testosterone-driven human beings. In a survey of 105 10th-grade boys, researchers found that 80 percent of them said they pursued a girl because they liked her.

However, according to the New York Times, attraction was still up there -- physical attraction and wanting to get to know her better were second most popular.

The results of the study are heartening, but hardly surprising. As some Hopkins guys explained to me when talking about guys being friends only with women they're attracted to: Liking a girl is the base for physical attraction. Only in rare cases will you like someone on raw, physical appearance.

Nonetheless, let's hear it for the teenage boys for not being big walking hormones. Says the lead author, Andrew Smiler, an assistant professor at the State University of New York at Oswego:
Let’s give boys more credit. Although some of them are just looking for sex, most boys are looking for a relationship. The kids we know mostly aren’t like this horrible stereotype. They are generally interested in dating and getting to know their partners.

A quick question

I have heard that the Canton Safeway is a virtual meat market -- and I'm not talking about the wares at the butcher counter.

I'd like to go see for myself, but I want to go at a good time. For those who've experienced the Canton Safeway, when is the best time to go? A weekday afternoon around dinner time? On a Saturday afternoon? Inquiring minds would like to know.

February 19, 2008

Crush concerns

You've been working with the office hottie on a project for a few weeks now, and you realize that not only is he cute, but he's also smart and funny. So much so that you've developed a bit of a crush on him. There's only one complication: You're with someone.

And you're perfectly happy with this person, you just think that the office hottie is cute and funny and smart. You're not plotting on ways to make out with him in the copy room, you just think he's really great to hang out with.

Is that wrong?

I recently had that question posed to me by a friend. Is having a crush on someone while you're in a relationship a bad sign?

I say no -- with some exceptions. As Vix the Overeducated Nympho says on The Great Mate Debate, it's OK to have a crush on someone, as long as you're not plotting on how you can do the dirty with them. I think it's unreasonable to think that couples who have been married for years and years have not had crushes and thoughts about other people. It happens. And I dare say it's healthy. It's the actions that make the difference.

But I know some people would say cheating starts with a thought. What do you think?

(Photo by reznor70 at stock.xchng)

This week's top five

I figured I'd go back to basics this week:

The worst places to take someone on a first date.

You know the deal -- e-mail me or comment your entries below. I'll post the best of the worst on Friday.

February 18, 2008

Weight and race

When I posed the question about we