The best of the worst
I asked, you gave, I laughed and made a list.
After hours of engaging in a Very Scientific Analysis, I have selected the worst five break-up lines, culled from suggestions brought in by dear readers of BaltAmour. As I compiled this list, the ones that stood out were those that were amazingly cruel or over-the-top.
Without further ado:
5. "Everyone with a boyfriend raise their hand ... not so fast you."
(from Amadeo)
4. "I think God is delivering me from Homosexuality."
(from PhillyPhile. JTK gets an honorable mention for his similar entry.)
3. "As your waistline grows, my love thins."
(from Anonymous)
2. "My therapist can't explain it ... you're wonderful and I should be very happy."
(from Alisa. Her whole story is worth reading. I picked this line from her ex-boyfriend not only because it is over-the-top, but also for its passive-aggressive nature; she ultimately had to break up with him!)
And, number 1:
"I think I'm falling in love with you and then we'll have to move in and get married and have kids and I don't even know if I want kids. I can't do this."
BaltAmour reader mhs contributed this line -- I'd love to know if he's used this is real life. Way to pile a whole lot of scary in two sentences.
Please, kids, don't try these at home. Or if you do, at least let me know how it goes.
(from Amadeo)
4. "I think God is delivering me from Homosexuality."
(from PhillyPhile. JTK gets an honorable mention for his similar entry.)
3. "As your waistline grows, my love thins."
(from Anonymous)
2. "My therapist can't explain it ... you're wonderful and I should be very happy."
(from Alisa. Her whole story is worth reading. I picked this line from her ex-boyfriend not only because it is over-the-top, but also for its passive-aggressive nature; she ultimately had to break up with him!)
And, number 1:
"I think I'm falling in love with you and then we'll have to move in and get married and have kids and I don't even know if I want kids. I can't do this."
BaltAmour reader mhs contributed this line -- I'd love to know if he's used this is real life. Way to pile a whole lot of scary in two sentences.
Please, kids, don't try these at home. Or if you do, at least let me know how it goes.
Comments
I can't believe bryanintimonium's stellar offerings did not rank! Recount!
Posted by: JTK | January 11, 2008 4:20 PM
OMG! That number one line actually was used on me once......
Posted by: aeb | January 11, 2008 4:43 PM
thank you, thank you, couldn't have done it without my exes. All of you!
And no, used on me not by me. For the record, I had mentioned none of the moving in getting married having kids stuff - all in the ex's head. Freak.
Posted by: mhs | January 12, 2008 2:53 PM