Tonight, John & Kate Plus 2 watched Jon & Kate Plus 8 -- again. Here's a partial recap of the John & Kate reaction to the Jon & Kate show (find a fuller account at Reality Check):
Scene: Jon is staying home with the kids, wearing a backwards baseball cap and serving a meal at a spotless table with tulips artfully arranged in the middle.
Kate S.: "What do you notice about their house?"
John: "That it's cleaner than ours."
Kate S: "And how does that make you feel?"
John: "It makes me feel inferior. Or like they have help."
Scene: Jon goes snowboarding away from home, albeit to help a disabled boy make it down a mountain, and the appointment just happened to land on Kate's birthday.
John: "You can miss your wife's birthday for a family emergency or a work trip that cannot be avoided, but not for a ski trip. He's just trying to stay out of the house while she's there."
Kate S: "For a work trip that cannot...be...avoided?"
Scene: After the kids are shown making surprise cakes for Kate at Baltimore's Charm City Cakes -- Kate G. lovingly says they "looked like a rainbow vomited" -- the Gosselins are shown being interviewed together! on the famous couch.
Kate S. "They're back together!"
John: "And they're looking at each other! All is well."
At the next commercial break:
Kate S.: "So have you learned anything about parenting so far?"
John: "No. Well -- do not use fertility drugs."
Kate S.: "They are looking much friendlier." (Notes the couple's bare feet almost touching on the coffee table in front of the interview couch.)
John: "They must have read the contract."
Scene: Jon says, apropos of nothing, that sometimes you'll see him interviewed separately from Kate this season. Sometimes they'll be in the chair together.
John: "So it means nothing."
Kate S.: "It's all a game."
John: "Yep."