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October 12, 2009

Jon & Kate: The Gosselins go to school

Tonight on John & Kate Plus 2 watch Jon & Kate Plus 8, the six little Gosselins head off to school.

Kate S: "Junior kindergarten?"

But first shoe shopping. Kate G.: "There will be no tie shoes in this house." (Until they can tie them themselves quickly.)

Victory! Kate G. finds the very lunchbox that goes with the bookbags she just got! "I'm gonna cry...."

Kate S.: "Uh oh, paparrazzi!"

Kate G. talk about all the support she feels, especially when she travels.

John: "She must not read your blog."

John: "Now she's making homemade organic snacks. I better get started on our organic snacks for Sam and Leah!"

At this point in her own home, Kate S. starts nodding off. John helpfully suggests that she "walk around" at the commercial break to keep her observational skills sharp and defeat typos.

Uh-oh! On the first day of school, the kids are up at 5:30 a.m.

She says the kids were very eager to get on the school bus.

Kate S.: "I bet they were."

Jon shows up unexpectedly to see the kids off. At least, she says, the two of them want to rally together for big kids events.

When she got on the bus, Kate G. was planning to ride all the way to school, but says this idea was voted down because the paparazzi might follow and pose a hazard.


Kate S.: "Hmm; commercial lead-in refers to the last remaining Jon & Kate episodes. Does this mean the show is for sure ending?"

John: "Sounds ominous."

Now Kate is back home, alone, while the kids are at school. "Crazy," she says. "Really crazy."

She goes up to get Mady and Cara's laundry and is 'horrified' at the state of it.

Kate S.: "Does she never go up there?"

And now it's time for her to pick up the kids already. "Not much of a break," she says.

Kate S: "Isn't that always the way?"

Kate G. muses that the children are "getting too big."

John: "You can always have more!"

Posted by Kate Shatzkin at 9:33 PM | | Comments (4)
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Comments

It the show over yet! Please TLC stop the show NOW. Kate get a job please.

This is too funny. I am an addicted insane blogger at Z's site.

This family's matriach has just lost it. The Throne she sits on is just too big for that "sprawling estate"

I wonder where they will be 3 years from now?

THATS A VERY EXPENSIVE SCHOOL SHE SENDS THEM TO LANCASTER COUNTRY DAY SCHOOL HOW IS SHE GOING TO AFFORD IT

Time to Von Trapp these post-zygotes and get Joe Jackson to Jackson 8 them. These kids love show business, right? Time to turn them out and start earning their keep. Mommy needs a new assymetrical haircut and Daddy needs a clue. They look kind of fat though, maybe they should start dieting. America hates fat babies. The freak show will not be stopped.

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About Hanah Cho
Hanah Cho joined The Baltimore Sun in 2003, just a few years out of college. While covering everything from education to workplace issues to financial services, she also got married and became a first-time mom in December 2009. Now, she’s trying to juggle work and life demands without losing her sanity.

She lives in Columbia with her husband and infant son.

Kate Shatzkin authored Charm City Moms until June 18, 2010.
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