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June 1, 2008

Sunday funnies: "Why parents drink"

Here's a new feature to liven up those Sundays when we're in the mood for something other than a web-surfing item.

Parenting provides no end of hilarity, so I'd love to start publishing some of your funniest anecdotes, stories, things-your-kid-said, etc. Please send them along.

The first one comes from Dahlink, who got this from a friend. It was titled "Why parents drink". ...:

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

 'Hello?

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

'Yes,' whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, 'No.'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?'

'Yes.'

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, 'No.'

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

'Yes ,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman,' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

'A helicopter,' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Still whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter.'

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated, the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME .'

Posted by Kate Shatzkin at 8:15 AM | | Comments (1)
        

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Thank you for sharing....that provided a good chuckle as I am trying to figure out how best to start my day....

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About Hanah Cho
Hanah Cho joined The Baltimore Sun in 2003, just a few years out of college. While covering everything from education to workplace issues to financial services, she also got married and became a first-time mom in December 2009. Now, she’s trying to juggle work and life demands without losing her sanity.

She lives in Columbia with her husband and infant son.

Kate Shatzkin authored Charm City Moms until June 18, 2010.
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