In Estonia, the teams have to take a set of keys, figure out which one opens the door to the clubhouse of a secret Estonian society, go downstairs into the most secret part of the clubhouse and get a candelabra with a room number on it.  Then they are to go to the room and figure out how to read a secret scroll for directions to the next clue box. 

All the teams start working on this task, except for Gary and Matt, who have to perform their penalty Speed Bump for not being eliminated last week.  This turns out to be less like a penalty and more like a short vacation:  Take a five-minute sauna on a “saunabus,” which is just what it sounds like — a sauna on a bus.  Matt, however, walks around asking “What’s a saunabus?”  (That’s OK … I didn’t know there were places where they have saunas on buses, either.)  They eventually figure out what it is, find it and get into the sauna, where Matt is seated next to a very attractive Finnish girl dressed in a towel.  She looks at Matt with her sky-blue eyes and asks, “Why are you wearing that dorky black bandana?”  Ha Ha ha.  No she didn’t.  I just made that up.

Back at the secret clubhouse, all the teams eventually figure out how to read the scrolls and head to Pikk Hermann Tower Garden (the destination revealed when the scroll is held up to a candle) to find their next clue.  (Here I should point out that, for some reason, the wax thing with a wick is spelled “can-d-l-e” while the thing that holds them is spelled “can-d-e-l-abra”.  I hate the English language.)

The teams depart the secret clubhouse.  Gary and Matt finish the Speed Bump, depart the saunabus and head to the clubhouse, where Matt wanders around asking, “What’s a candelabra?”  I think maybe the black bandana is tied a little too tightly.  (However, during a commercial, I call Bucky Jr. and ask if he knows what a candelabra is.  He doesn’t.  Maybe it’s just because I’m old enough to remember Liberace that I do.) (Note from SKK: But, despite the weird spelling issue, it's not that big of a jump from candalabra to candle, right? When Matt was asking people if they were the "canDAluhBRA," I was cringing almost as bad as when hardly anyone could spell Chekhov last season.)

At the Gardens, the teams get their Detour choice:  Serve (play volleyball with some locals) or Sling (shoot a slingshot at a moose target).  They all choose Serve (and Cheyne informs us that Megan played volleyball in high school while he “has played some beach volleyball.”)

Megan & Cheyne arrive at the volleyball courts first and find they are really big mud (we think) pits.  However this doesn’t seem to hamper Megan and she beats the locals pretty much single-handedly, while that dope Cheyne moans, “I’m really tired.”  They head down a narrow wooden walkway to the Pit Stop.

Sam & Dan and the Globetrotters, who ended up sharing a taxi (and not willingly) arrive next.  Brian and Ericka arrive last and, since there are only two volleyball mud-pits, decide to switch to Sling rather than waiting for a volleyball court to open up.

Meanwhile, back at the clubhouse, Matt figures out what a “candelabra” is, finds the scroll, figures out how to read it, but doesn’t read the “Garden” part of the directions.  So they go to Pikk Hermann Tower and waste valuable time trying to figure out how to get in the tower.  Eventually they stumble onto the Detour clue and head off to do Sling.

Back at the mud-pits, neither the Globetrotters nor Sam & Dan are having a very easy time of it.  Sam & Dan seem to get points only when the local opponents miss, while Big Easy is totally mired in the mud, so his local opponents keep serving to him.  Finally, however, they win and head to the pit stop … BUT THEY HEAD THE WRONG WAY DOWN THE NARROW WOODEN WALKWAY!  They make this mistake even though neither of them is wearing a black bandana!

Sam & Dan win shortly thereafter and head the right way to the Pit Stop.  When the Globetrotters see this, they run, catch up to Sam & Dan and much elbowing occurs.  Somehow Sam & Dan survive the pushing and shoving to arrive at the Pit Stop first.  Phil brings Big Easy and Flight Time up on the mat, too.  He wants to see a rumble.  (Does anybody call it a “rumble” anymore?)  Words are exchanged, Big Easy says he is “6’3” and 260 pounds and a serious fracas is foreshadowed for a future episode.

Brian & Ericka complete the Sling Detour and are next to finish.

Finally, Gary & Matt arrive at the Detour, and Matt wanders around asking, “What’s a moose?”  No, he didn’t.  I made that up, too.  Gary & Matt finish this leg in last place and are eliminated.

I’m sad.

Who are you rooting for now?  I’d like to cheer for Megan and Cheyne, except I know that if they win, Cheyne will keep half the million-dollar prize, even though Megan has completed the last two legs single-handedly.

Oh, and Sam & Dan vs. Big Easy & Flight Time:  who ya got?