Hit me with your favorite sendoff lines ...
I've got a bit of a project afoot, and I'm trying to remember as many of the sendoff lines from reality TV shows as I can. There are the usual suspects:
--Survivor: "The tribe has spoken."
--The Biggest Loser: "You are not The Biggest Loser."
--Top Chef: "Please pack your knives and go."
--Big Brother: "You have been evicted from the Big Brother house."
--America's Next Top Model: "You're no longer in the running to become America's Next Top Model." (Succinct, no?)
--Project Runway: "You're out."
--Design Star: "Your show has been canceled."
Help me remember some others. I know some of the smaller shows have even more absurd lines, but for some reason, my memory is failing.
(Photo of Surivor host Jeff Probst courtesy of CBS)
Comments
The Amazing Race is, "I'm sorry to tell you that you are the last team to arrive and you have been eliminated from The Amazing Race."
Doesn't Heidi also give the contestents an "auf wiedersehen" when they are eliminated on Project Runway?
Of course there is The Apprentice and "You're Fired."
Posted by: etucker | September 17, 2009 3:31 PM
The original reject line:
"GONGGGGG"
Posted by: bluzdude | September 17, 2009 4:08 PM
What about the bachelor and bachelorette? Sorry, the last rose has been given out, now is the time to say goodbye.
Or the spin-off; More to love. The last ring has been given, now is the time to say goodbye.
American Idol. You are not going to be the next American Idol.
Are you smarter than a 5th Grader. They make them look into the camera, and say, I am not smarter than a 5th Grader.
Posted by: Capt Jack | September 17, 2009 4:47 PM
Don't forget The Weakest Link. "I'm sorry. You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."
Posted by: margaret | September 17, 2009 5:59 PM
You are the weakest link...goodbye!
Posted by: Valarie Riggs | September 17, 2009 6:07 PM
You ARE the weakest link is a fave, as is GOOOONG.
And may as well include the Price is Right noises.
I LOVE "Sashay, away." RuPaul's Drag Race
Posted by: TBoost | September 18, 2009 2:08 AM
I like it when Gordon kicks them out of the kitchen in Hells Kitchen - "get the f*** out of my kitchen!" Might offend some, but I like it!
Posted by: Chris in KS | September 18, 2009 9:15 AM
top design...delivered by johnathan adler..."see ya later decorator"
SKK: Yessss! That is such a good/bad one!
Posted by: dkh735 | September 21, 2009 5:06 PM