Model Brooke and Derek do the quickstep. There's a cute segment before they dance, with Brooke carrying her baby to help her keep a bit of distance from Derek. The dance itself is fantastic. It's fun to watch, and Brooke looks light on her feet. And Brooke's black-and-white dress is beautiful. Len calls it the "best dance so far." Bruno screams something. Score: 26

Actress Cloris and Corky dance a mambo. (Side note: I can't believe I forgot to mention that Cloris cursed  at the judges last night!) It's a bit slow, but Cloris is too funny. "I've bribed the judges," she says. "I gave them $10 each for a 10." I hope she sticks around if only for the good TV factor. Len credit Corky for doing a great job, and Carrie Ann says she gives points for entertainment. But the judges have to be fair. Score: 16

(I just noticed host Samantha Harris' hair. It's an updo with buns and braids. It's intense and is either fake or involved five cans of hairspray.)

Singer Toni (who, apparently, my boss told me, is from Arnold, Md., or has Arnold connections?) is having trouble breathing as she practices the quickstep with Alec. During the competition, it looks like she's really concentrating. Bruno calls it beautiful but says the hold went south a bit at the end. Carrie Ann says she has a really natural movement and that the pair's chemistry is great. Score: 23

Football player Warren and Kym dance the quickstep, too. Warren is so fun to watch; he's such a performer. Len, however, says rightly that it was a tough dance for him. The technique wasn't there. (Really, it did look like he was just running at some points.) Bruno calls it a ton of fun. Carrie Ann echoes both those comments. Score: 22 (better than last night, even though the comments weren't as positive).

Actor Ted and Inna are up with the mambo. Inna is fabulous. At some points, Ted looks great; at others, awkward, in my opinion. Carrie Ann uses the word "awkward," too. Len says Ted demonstrates that anything is possible with hard work. Bruno tells him to listen to the music and "go with the rhythm." Score: 19 (I think that's a tad too low.)

Cody and Julianne dance their quickstep next. It's pretty energetic. Bruno calls them the "king and queen of the prom." Ha. He tells Cody to watch the footwork because he becomes a bit "Jiminy Cricket." Ha ha! Len says they did an overall great job. Score: 23

Rocco and Karina are safe, and they're doing the mambo. Rocco definitely improved over last night; the dance is enjoyable and has some interesting moves. Bruno yells "What a turnaround! The Italian stallion!" Carrie Ann calls it "super sexy." Score: 21

(The couples left are looking tense. There is some finger-crossing going on.) 

Susan (Gosh, she is so thin!) and Tony try the quickstep. It's a bit slower and less entertaining than some of the other quicksteps we've seen tonight. I'm not feeling it at all. Carrie Ann, however, says Susan was so much better than she did last night.  Len says he's feeling smug because he said last night that ballroom would suit her better, and it did. Bruno says it was beautiful and that she was in her element. What do I know? I guess I'll just have to agree to disagree. Score: 22

Now we find out who's going home: It's comic aka eye-patch guy Jeffrey and Edyta. (Woah -- is his whole family wearing eye patches? Yes, it is. I don't get it.) Jeffrey says some really nice things about Edyta, who apparently came in second last season. He says he's "more ha ha ha than cha cha cha."

Kim and Mark do a mambo. Mark and Kim, who is kind of known for her, well, back side, dance to "Baby Got Back." She still needs to loosen up, but I think it was better than last night's foxtrot. But she really doesn't shake it enough. Bruno says he's frustrated; Len says she needs to go out and sell it. Carrie Ann mentions that she has no performance experience, and that she sees that she's trying. Score: 18

I thought Jeff and Edyta were going to do a final dance, but I guess not. Oh well, there will be plenty of dancing next week for me to Tivo. More results come tomorrow. The Jonas Brothers are performing, too. I'll have to contain my excitement.