'Survivor': Did that really just happen?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
OK, I think I'm ready to talk about tonight's Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites. Nope, not quite yet.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Four blindsides in a row? FOUR? I just ... I mean ... Not to get all Grey's Anatomy on you, but seriously?
OK, so let's start at the beginning, where poor little Erik was feeling so bad about the strategic guilt trip that Amanda gave him at last week's tribal council. He and Natalie discussed what they had to do next, and that included him sending her to Exile Island if he won reward, so she could look for the hidden immunity idol.
Later, though, Amanda decided to work him over and offer him the chance to "redeem" himself if he would take her own reward if he won and send Parvati to Exile (since she is so weak). I thought for sure he saw through her, but ...
At the challenge, which he won handily, he went with option B, sending Parvati to Exile and taking Amanda on the reward. Natalie? Steamed barely begins to cover it. And Cirie worked her magic, pushing Natalie's buttons and making her get even more frustrated with Erik. At the reward, Erik tried to wheel and deal Amanda some more, but that eventually backfired.
Before the immunity challenge, Erik talked to Cirie about going to the final three with Parvati, since Natalie and Amanda are both big jury threats. But he totally failed to notice that Natalie was within earshot. Shortly thereafter, Amanda, Cirie and Natalie compared notes, and discovered (not surprisingly) that Erik was playing all sides. It only took one glance in their direction for Erik to realize that he was in trouble, at which point he began lamenting how dumb he'd been. (And yet, he was just getting started!)
At the immunity challenge, Erik once again handily dispatched the competition, and afterward, the four women were discussing how sad it was that one of them would have to go home. Then Cirie pitched the seemingly ridiculous idea that Natalie should make him feel bad enough to give her the immunity necklace. The idea was that it would be a good-faith move and prove to Cirie that he could be trusted, and then the three of them would target Amanda. Natalie's reaction was one, that it would never work and two, that she felt dumber even hearing the idea, but she went for it anyway.
Erik seemed somewhat amenable to the idea but committed to nothing. So again, it looked like we were being set up for a possibility at tribal council that would never, ever come to pass just so there would be some element of drama.
But lo and behold, at TC, Erik GAVE THE IMMUNITY NECKLACE TO NATALIE. What? What? Really? (This, by the way, was also the reaction of the jury.) And then he promptly got voted out.
Best part was probably James saying audibly from the jury bench that he could now give up his reign as dumbest Survivor ever. Or Erik literally sprinting away from TC after having his flame snuffed. Or the women openly hugging and giggling after he turned over immunity.
I have to note, though, that Amanda, Cirie and Natalie at least seemed to feel a tad bit bad about playing him so hard during the cast-the-vote footage. Parvati just called him dumb. Which was also true, but didn't do much to counteract her Mean Girl rep.
So anyway ... poor, poor, naive and starstruck and easily manipulated Erik. That was practically tragic, but it sure was dramatic and unexpected. After this much drama, I fear for the next couple of seasons of Survivor. If a strong tribe totally Pagongs another tribe, it's going to be sooooo boring.
That means Sunday is the finale, when (cue dramatic voice, in this case of Jeff Probst) ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
What do you think about this final four and how we got here?

Comments
Not to brag or anything but last week I asked, rhetorically, if Erik wasn't the biggest dork in the history of Survivor.
Not even I imagined...
It was like four Lucys pulling the football away from Charlie Brown only with, you know, lots of bugs, snakes and stuff.
Tonight's show rescued my reality week.
I am befuddled, however, at guessing what will happen on Sunday. I wouldn't trust a single one of the remaining four.
Posted by: Bucky | May 8, 2008 10:55 PM
Yeah, I can't believe it. He was so dumb. I was so hoping that he would see through it but he really was just an ice cream boy and not the man that he wanted to be. Erik saw Ozzy and Jason get taken out, even Alexis, and he still believed Nat. Oh brother, he deserved to be voted out for just being so dumb. The Black Widow Brigade strikes again. It looks like Cirie or Amanda will wrap this thing up soon enough. I think this was a bad move on Nat's part not to betray her sisters. She's gonna go home next week. If she had taken out Parv, then it would have been an open playing field. 2 on 2. but now its gonna be 3 on 1.
Posted by: millicent | May 9, 2008 12:29 AM
Erik deserves what he gets. Him being the last guy I wanted him to get to the final 3 to at least have a chance at the winning, but after being that stupid he didn't deserve it.
If Amanda can avoid getting knocked out look for her to win. She's the best all around player of the remaining four and would be a shoe in. If not her then Cirie would be the 2nd pick. She may not be a physical player, but she did play a good mental game.
Parvati has ticked off too many people to get enough votes to win and Natalie has done nothing on this show to warrant her winning.
Posted by: Steve | May 9, 2008 10:19 AM
I'm so glad Eliza is on the jury because her facial expressions just add to the enjoyment! I'm getting way too much vicarious pleasure out of this season, especially last night!
Posted by: Mar | May 9, 2008 10:55 AM
unbelievably entertaining!! I cannot believe that episode, Amanda should win, we will see
Posted by: pstroms | May 9, 2008 5:13 PM
ROFL! erik erik erik erik erik. You've watched this show since you were 14, havn't you learned ANYTHING? Either way, great move on Amanda's part.
Posted by: Erik, erik, erik | May 13, 2008 8:05 PM