Finally, the dumb couples' twist is over on Big Brother, which I hoped would make things more interesting.

But instead, on last night's episode, the guys got all macho and "bros before ..." well, you know, and decided they would dominate this place. Except maybe James and Chelsia, who either have feelings for each other and are still secretly allied or are both playing each other.

I suppose everyone else could unite against the dudes and try to take them down, but I can't really see them getting that plan together.

Speaking of which, Nataile is totally coming off as a stalker and dumber than a box of hair. She managed to say in the course of about five minutes that there were three colors on this thing in the guinea pigs' cage (there were four) and that there are 27 letters in the alphabet (she was counting the "and" in "y and z," and seriously, I wish I were making that up).

But the season is going to become even more boring if the guys just railroad all over everyone else. Yuck.

Oh, and let's not forget: Sharon and Chelsia are on the block. And on Wednesday, one of the evicted houseguests gets to move back in. I suspect it will be Parker or Alex, since they are the ones who really got kicked out because of their partners. Tomorrow: POV, etc.

I do hope it's not Allison who returns, although it might be funny to see her get evicted for a third time.

This show is making me mean.