'Big Brother 9': non-shocking elimination
I missed Tuesday's Big Brother (since it was on at the same time as Idol and Dancing With the Stars again), so I missed all the fun when Evel Dick terrorized the houseguests. Pity.
But I did catch up last night. Head of Household Adam had nominated James and Chelsia, trying to break up one of the few remaining "couples." But James won the POV competition and removed himself from the block. I didn't see the episode where this happened, but apparently Joshuah talked Sharon into volunteering to go on the block as a pawn.
So with James off and Sharon on, Chelsia apparently realized her time in the house was short. She decided to make the most of it and try to have fun and get to know everyone better and put the game aside. Wait, no, not exactly. Instead, she went on a brat parade and smashed all of Natalie's carefully decorated Easter eggs and snarked at everyone and gave a couple of the dumbest "why you shouldn't vote to evict me" speeches ever.
Which meant that even James voted for her to leave, making the decision unanimous.
The Natalie, of all people, won the HOH competition. She might not know how many letters are in the alphabet, but she better predicted how the viewing public felt about the contestants than any of the others did, and that's all it took.
I expect her Vengeance for Matty campaign to continue in full force.






