Tim Swift reports on the finale of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila:

Tila "I'm actually bisexual" Tequila's train wreck of dating show finally ended last night with the Internet celebrity choosing Bobby the boy, not Dani the girl. Poor Dani was sad, but at least she kept some semblance of dignity (the 31 other contestants, not so much). And something tells me she'll have a lot dating options now that the show's over.

Devoid of hair pulling, public drunkenness and granny lap dances, the finale to the weekly trashtacular was kind of a snoozer. The final verdict was delivered over a swimming pool, but no one was pushed in. (Tila, you're such a tease.)  The producers did try to spice things up with a mini-chase sequence set to some cheesy Grey's Anatomy song. But it was all a little forced -- and by forced I mean super fake.  

While the final decision has been made, the awkwardness isn't over. MTV has a reunion show on the way. And yes, the crazy hair-pulling floozy, Vanessa, returns for another meltdown. Huzzah!