From guest blogger John-John Williams IV:

What is it about Real World and its spinoff Road Rules that breeds violence or booted cast members?

Remember when David got kicked out of the Real World: Los Angeles house for “violating” Tami? (Give me a break. I’ll always hate Beth S. for the way she instigated that one.)

How about when Stephen  -- the black, “straight,” Jewish convert -- slapped Irene in the face during Real World: Seattle? (Check out this court paperwork here detailing his 2002 prostitution arrest.)

Who could forget that memorable throwdown between Abram “the moron from Montana” and Donell during Road Rules: South Pacific?

The most recent altercation involves Trisha and Parisa on Real World: Sydney. The pair have been at each other’s throats for most of the season. Last week, things reached a boiling point when Trisha lashed out and pushed Parisa onto the ground. (The cause? A combination of bad mouthing and clucking over phone use.)

After picking herself up from the floor, Parisa immediately got on the phone with Real World producers and informed them of the incident. She told the producers that they either kick Trisha out of the house or she will come to blows with her housemate.

Parisa was given the opportunity to chose whether to keep Trisha in the house. Guess what? Parisa gave Trisha the boot. Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you …

Trisha’s apology was lame — at best – and was annoying to say the least. She didn’t mean it. It was insincere. I think Parisa saw right through all that Maybelline that was on the verge of running down her face. (I know I’m hamming it up a little bit. Work with me, people.)

Anywho, Trisha has now gone down in MTV history with the rest of the past cast members to be shown the door. Did she deserve it?

Also, I want to know your favorite Real World/Road Rules fights? There are so many people to chose from? I mean they’ve had like a gazillion casts …
  

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Since so many scripted shows are on hold, the networks are relying on reality shows to help fill the gaps starting in a few weeks. The AP has a lengthy story about the potential effects. Here's an excerpt:

Networks have readied a slate of nearly 40 shows that are stacked up like jetliners over Christmas Eve runways awaiting the go-ahead to land.

Given reality's popularity, many would have aired strike or not, including Fox's blockbuster "American Idol," returning in January, and the next edition of ABC's hit "Dancing with the Stars." And how could CW say no to the "Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious" sequel or NBC rebuff "Celebrity Apprentice"?

But there's so much more in store, including ABC's "Dancing" spin-off, "Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann" (Jan. 7) and game show "Duel" (Dec. 17), and Fox's social experiment "When Women Rule the World" (March 3).

Other new shows are hovering, including Fox's "The Moment of Truth"; ABC's "Here Come the Newlyweds"; CBS' "Million Dollar Password" with Regis Philbin; NBC's comedy game show "Amne$ia" with Dennis Miller, and CW's "Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants."

And don't think all the reality TV producers are giddy about all this. Read to the end of the story for more from producers who fear the glut of reality shows will end up injuring the genre.

I'm with them -- you don't want to watch hastily conceived shows rushed to the air -- the best of the reality shows require time to come up with creative concepts, and, of course, the best casting, which is key. 

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Guest blogger John-John Williams IV is back again, helping me get through the post-DWtS madness:

While watching Bryan “B” get kicked off The Biggest Loser night before last (the red team has now been eliminated from the show), I saw a couple of trailers for two new reality shows on NBC.

The first, Celebrity Apprentice, left me extremely intrigued because of the mention of one contestant. The other, Clash of the Choirs, left me lukewarm.

Seriously, how exciting can a choir competition be?

Who cares if Michael Bolton, Patti LaBelle, Nick Lachey, Kelly Rowland and Blake Shelton go back to their hometowns to handpick and mold a choir? It’s not like the celebrity singers are going to be belting it out against each other. (For the record, Patti would win that battle.)

Choir robes can only generate so much heat in the middle of December. (The four-night event runs consecutively from Dec. 17 to Dec. 20.)

I almost had the same reaction about Celebrity Apprentice until I saw that pseudo-celebrity Omarosa was going to be a contestant. That’s right, she’s back!

Omarosa has to be one of the most controversial reality television stars ever. (See the YouTube video.) I mean she's right up their with Survivor: Borneo’s Richard Hatch, The Real World: Back to New York’s Coral and Survivor: The Australian Outback’s Jerri Manthey. 

The rest of the “celebrities” – I seriously have to use air quotes for a couple of these people – are semi-interesting.

Actor Stephen Baldwin, actress Marilu Henner, former-model Carol Alt, softball player Jennie Finch, America's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan, Sopranos star Vincent Pastore, rocker Gene Simmons, country music star Trace Adkins, Olympic gymnastics gold medalist Nadia Comaneci, Playboy Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon, heavyweight boxing champ Lennox Lewis and Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz highlight the crop of "celebrities."

Nely Galan (who?), a former entertainment president of the Telemundo network and executive producer of Fox’s extreme makeover show The Swan rounds out the list of “celebrities.” 

Check out this AP story for quotes from some Apprentice contestants.

Apparently the contestants will be battling it out for charity. Nothing like a couple of notables cheating, screaming, and scheming their way to win in the name of good will…
 
My predictions:

Celebrity Apprentice: A- with Omarosa; C+ without Omarosa.
Choir: C- (I’m being generous because it premieres near the holidays…)

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Last night's Dancing With the Stars winner Helio Castroneves has split up with his fiancee. Read the details here.

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Guest blogger John-John Williams IV reports:
 
While chillin’ in the comforts of my mother’s home in Syracuse I got a chance to watch the most recent episode of Top Model. I also watched two past seasons of Top Model (Darn MTV and their ANTM marathons! )

I’ll cut to the chase. Lisa – the towering, slender beauty from New Jersey – was the first to pack her bags during the girl’s trip to China.

She never seemed to be able to build up her confidence, and it was to her detriment.

Even though she showed flashes of brilliance throughout the competitions, (remember the Enrique Iglesias music video challenge?) she bombed badly in past episodes. Her public speaking skills were a real problem for her.

While we’re talking about public speaking, lets talk about Heather. Oh my God!!!!! She is absolutely dreadful in this department. Granted, she has a mild form of autism, but that still should not be used as an excuse to keep her in the competition. Don’t get me wrong, the girl takes gorgeous photos. But, her spokeswomanship was horrendous. She flubbed almost everything, and had to be fed lines during a recent commercial. It was really, really bad.

I admit that I have no idea who is going to win this thing. Lisa was one of my favorites. The judges really seemed to like her. Heather takes strong photos.

I think this thing should be between Jenah and Saleisha. Saleisha has that girl-next-door look that is so hot in modeling right now. Jenah takes amazing photos. But listen to the way the judges rip into her. Ouch!:

Chantal is also very pretty, but that may be her downfall. Some judges believe that she is too pretty to be considered a high-fashion model. (Try not to shed too many tears for her, folks.) Bianca is immature and a tad bit evil. She can’t be anybody’s “Top Model.” I honestly think the judges are keeping her around for ratings.

We’re getting to the end. I heard the other day that the show’s season finale will be in December. What will we fashionistas do then? Will Christian still be on Project Runway? 

One thing's for sure, this darn writer’s strike will not affect our favorite reality shows. Thank goodness!

Keep catwalking!

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Categories: America's Next Top Model
        

Host Tom Bergeron calls last night's Dancing With the Stars "the most memorable ever." Why, because it was boring? I'm with the judges -- it had some good moments but was mostly lackluster.

Samantha Harris asks the finalists what they will miss most when this is over. "The number 8," Marie Osmond snarks before saying nice things about the show. Helio gets cut off and stomps off laughing since he didn't get his sentence out.

Readerboard, in case the judges' scores matter: Mel B and Maks: 55/60, Helio and Julianne, 54/60, Marie and Jonathan: 46/60.

Then Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On" as some of the pros come out to accompany her on the dance floor.

The third-place couple, to be announced way before the winner, is: Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts.

"Thank you, everybody, so fun," Marie says. Asked how the experience has been, she goes on: "I am so pleased to be here at my age. ... With everything that I've been through in the past 10 weeks, [partner Jonathan Roberts] and the fans pulled me through it."

Then she and Jonathan resprise their tango.

OK, are all the ousted contestants going to dance tonight?? Josie Maran is here, dancing the tango. I almost didn't remember that she was on the show. Then, Albert Reed and his partner come out to dance, too, so signs point to yes.

By the way, I'm not going into details on the montages of filler because we've seen all this before.

Wayne Netwon comes out, but he doesn't reprise his dance because his doctor said not to. But, he assures us, he will be on the national tour in a few weeks.

The stars' friends and family talk about how proud they are of what their friends and loved ones have accomplished.

Floyd Mayweather comes out to "chat with the stars," as Tom puts it. He says he's not dancing because he's in the middle of a grueling training schedule for his coming boxing match, including a tender ankle.

Mark Cuban is back, but he is dancing -- and he's still singing along and pursing his lips. But he's also still having fun. So there's that.

Montage of drama, including the shock when Sabrina Bryan was eliminated. She's back to reprise her cha cha. Can you imagine how great her freestyle would have been in the finals? Oh well.

Samantha talks to former champs Drew Lachey and Apolo Anton Ohno about what the finalists must be going through.

Then Jane Seymour and Tony Dovolani revisit one of their dances, and they flout the judges, doing a full lift where they had been accused of doing one in the original performance. Then Cameron Mathison is back, with his Superman themed performance. Afterward, he takes off his shirt and gives it to Samantha, with Tom yelling "happy birthday" to her.

Jennie Garth lives to dance again, and then Celine returns for another song, accompanied by a montage of dancefloor moments.

At long last, the finalists come out -- Melanie "Mel B" Brown and Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough -- accompanied by steam, overdramatic announcements and crazy music.

Mel and Maks are first, and doing their favorite dance of the season, the week eight mambo. The work to spice up (uh, so to speak) the original routine, particularly trying to get a 10 from Carrie Ann Inaba, who gave them a 9 the first time around. Len Goodman says she is an absolutely revelation and that "this mambo was incredible." Bruno: "Truly magnificent. You really have proven you are the complete dancer." Carrie Ann: "You dance like you were born to do this." Then she jumps up and screams yay at them. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30, giving them an 85/90 when combined with Monday's scores.

Helio and Julianne's last dance is going to be the quick step. They work on making it even better. It's just as good as last time, if not more spirited. Carrie Ann says it was her favorite last time and this time. Len says he takes risks every time he dances Julianne's difficult choreography and he shines. They look elated, as well they should. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30, and a total 84/90.

And it's time.

The winner is: Helio and Julianne.

"I want to thank my team for letting me do this, second my family, the fans, and this special person here," he says, referring to Julianne.

"I've enjoyed all of it, especially being with him," Mel says of Maks. "He's incredible, he really is."

Julianne and Helio hoist the trophy, confetti falls, the other competitors come and say congrats, and it's all over.

What do you think about the results?

(Photo courtesy of ABC)

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Guest blogger John-John Williams IV reports:

I just love the holidays! I get to spend extra time in the kitchen cooking and watching T.V. -- that means lots of the Food Network.

Anywho, one of my favorite offerings over the holiday was the Iron Chef America’s Battle Cranberry. ...

The cooking challenge showed Mario Batali and Rachael Ray laying down some serious spices in the kitchen. I was most impressed with Rachel Ray. We all know that the girl can make 30-minute meals, but she truly showed that she can hold her own against the likes of top-chefs Bobby Flay and Giada de Laurentiis.

Rachel and Mario worked it out with their cranberry-accented dishes that included pancetta-wrapped cran-glazed shrimp (shrimp and sage, wrapped in thin pork). It was good inspiration as I was whipping up my own feast for a dozen family and friends that I had over later that day. (I wound up serving up spicy dilled shrimp cocktail as an appetizer). 

The tension was fantastic as the celebrities scurried to finish their tasty treats. (The food looked so tasty!) 

The originality and flair worked in the favor of Rachel and Mario as they scorched Bobby and Giada 53-46. Mario and Rachel won in every category -- taste, plating and originality.

The judges were a little over the top and slightly corny, but the overall concept of the show was great!

I hope the Food Network plans another installment of this show. Next time I would like to see the female contestants in less of a sous-chef role. Both females were the draw of the show and have proven that they are more than capable of holding their own in the kitchen. But at times it appeared that both were taking orders from Mario and Bobby. I didn’t appreciate that too much…

I would love to see some tag-team action featuring Gordon Ramsay, Emeril Lagasse, Paula Deen, B. Smith, Martha Stewart, or G. Garvin.

What cook/chef would you bet the kitchen sink on?

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All right, I will be live-blogging the finals tonight on Dancing With the Stars. So don't be afraid to hit refresh (or F5 for you shortcut-mongers) to look for updates. They are cramming a lot into this hour tonight, so let's get started.

The finalists are, in case you haven't been paying attention, Helio Castroneves, Marie Osmond and Melanie "Mel B" Brown.

First, each couple will perform a new routine in the style the judges thought they could do better in, and second, they will freestyle, which is usually the most fun of the whole season.

First off in "judges' choice" are Mel B and Maksim.

Mel and Maks prepare for their routines. Mel brings in some Spice Girls tour dancers to help mix up their freestyle. Their dance for round one is the cha cha. It has an amusing start and a lot of cheeky flair, but like usual, the music choice confounds me: "Car Wash"? They are working it, but it's sure not traditional cha cha (and I can't wait to hear what judge Len Goodman has to say about it). Len says it was crisp, clean and precise, albeit with "a few funny moments" for him, by which he means, not traditional cha cha. But he says it was a great show opener. Bruno Tonioli says she has become an accomplished dancer in the past two months and calls her a stunner. Carrie Ann Inaba says it was fun, but she was expecting a hair more excitement. The rest of the Spice Girls, sitting in the audience, boo. Scores: 9-9-10, for a 28/30.

Marie and Osmond and Jonathan Roberts are next. They practice all kinds of lifts and holds for the freestyle. Their judges' pick is the samba. Marie says she thinks it was because that was the dance she fainted after, and they didn't get to critique her. Their routine is fast and fun and also cheeky, but I have to say, I still think she doesn't quite have the shoulder shimmy down -- it looks a little stilted (at least compared to Jonathan's). Bruno: "Marie, I'm going to tell you the truth. ... You never fail to entertain. Technically, the samba is tricky. ... Technically, it wasn't your best dance, but as an entertainer, you are always a winner." Carrie Ann says she agrees, but that the dance revealed her range-of-motion weaknesses. Len says for entertainment and fun, she's second to none. Then she starts screeching, "I liked it!" Well, they did, too, they are just being honest about your footwork, which is their job. Sheesh. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30. She looks wounded and starts pleading for the voters to help out.

Helio and Julianne also practice flips and lifts for the freestyle. For their judges' pick, they are redoing the jive, which they got their lowest scores on a few weeks ago. For the jive, Julianne is in this cute pink and black 1950s inspired outfit, and they dance to "The Twist." There's a bit of story and a lot of pulling faces, but it totally works with the silliness of the song. Carrie Ann says she agrees with the audience, who are being so loud that she is almost inaudible. But she adds that he messed up the footwork at the beginning and some of his moves were still a little awkward. Len says he messed up the "toe-heel swivels," and he says though he was high-octane, there were a ton of technical issues. Bruno says he has a gleaming personality and a great performance, but the "footwork wasn't good enough." Scores: 8-8-9, for a 25/30.

Now, the best, FREESTYLE!

Mel and Maks are first again. They dance to Timbaland's "The Way I Are," and the band is having some trouble with whatever they are using to make the male singer's voice sound metallic and mechanical. They are all over the place with some hip-hop moves and some crazy lifts, which the crowd likes. But Maks was still the choreographer, and I think you can tell he's a little out of his element -- it's not that cohesive. But it's still fun. Maks has a tough time getting up at the end -- hopefully he didn't hurt his back. Carrie Ann says this is her favorite because people get to see how far the stars have come, but she didn't think it showed off all her greatness. Len says it was a little disjointed and lacked a little flow, but otherwise, it was great. Bruno says it was risky and spectactular and they did a good job. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30 and a 55/60 total.

Marie and Jonathan start their freestyle with a lift. She is dressed like a porcelain doll, and they dance to "Start Me Up." She is supposed to be a wind-up doll that is starting to come to life, so she is very stiff and mechanical -- and I'm sorry, I don't want to pile on, really I don't, but that was lame. The lifts were impressive, but acting like a machine really played up her weaknesses. Len says what has happened here has happened to him in the past -- something that sounds like a good idea is brought out on the dance floor, and somehow, it just doesn't work. "I don't buy it," says Marie. "I'm not buying it." Len says this routine for him didn't have it even though he is a fan of hers. Bruno says this defies criticism because it was not a dance. Carrie Ann says she is a risk-taker and she is the queen performer, but sometimes we make odd choices, and this was one of them. "I'm a doll designer," she screeches. "I think we all know that," says host Tom Bergeron. Thanks, Tom! Seriously, all the back-talk is killing her likeablility this evening, and let's be honest -- that's why she's gotten this far. She runs backstage calling out, "I love you." To the judges? To the fans? Not sure. Scores: 8-7-7, for a 22/30, and a total 46/60.

Helio and Julianne are last, and they are dressed like racecar drivers, only sparklier. Then, they rip off the outfits to reveal even more spangled costumes. They dance to "Land of 1,000 Dances," and they do the mashed potato and several of the remaining 999 dances. They're having a blast and flipping and turning all over the place, and when it's over, they are pretty excited about their performance. "I did it," he tells Tom. Bruno calls him "Mr. Irresistible." He says it was really difficult, and Helio pulled it off. Carrie Ann says she's worn out from watching it. She says he brings technique and entertainment, but she says he was a little rough on the exit of the lifts. Len: "Best freestyle of the night, by miles." Scores; 9-10-10, for a 29/30 and a total 54/60.

For me, this has not been the best finale ever. I'd be OK with a Helio or Mel B win, but not Marie. She's a good entertainer, but she is simply not the best dancer here.

What say you?

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It was a close one for Maryland Project Runway contestant Christian Siriano last week. He found himself in the bottom two after the challenge.

That challenge involved coming up with a two-piece outfit for Sarah Jessica Parker's fashion line Bitten -- everyone pitched, and half of the ideas were chosen. Then the people whose ideas were chosen picked a teammate for the challenge. The catch (of course, there is always a catch) was that they only had $15 for materials since Bitten is not an expensive line.

Christian worked with Carmen on his design -- a stretchy turquoise turtleneck minidress and gray, black and white zippered jacket. The other designs of note were Marion and Steven's dress, made of a woven material that stretched and stretched and stretched, ending up way too big, as well as misshapen. Elisa and Sweet P made Elisa's "polymorphic dress" and cape, which looked like they'd be a disaster. Victorya and Kevin's little black dress (with a giant neck-bow) and tiny racerback plaid vest also got some attention.

In the end Victorya's design won the challenge, and Elisa's was a very close second. The bottom two came down to Christian and Marion -- their partners were declared safe. The judges thought Christian's look was totally retro, looking entirely 1980s instead of like a modern spin on the era. But Marion's misshapen, Pocahontas-evoking garment made him the recipient of Heidi's "auf."

Overall, I think Sweet P kept Elisa from getting totally out of control, and the end result was quite nice. And Christian needs to listen to Tim Gunn, who had warned him that his outfit was looking a little too retro.

Lastly, I can't believe how many tears were shed -- Chris cried at the mere sight of Sarah Jessica, and Ricky bawled like five different times in interviews.

What did you think of the episode?

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Categories: Maryland reality contestants, Project Runway
        

It's a results show for Dancing With the Stars, so there's a lot we've already seen before.

As usual, there's a montage of last night's performances, then a reprised judges' favorite (Jennie and Derek!). Next, Avril Lavigne performs. Woo?

Finally, a reveal: Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts are safe. Seriously? She did step it up last night, but I still think she's the weakest of the remaining finalists.

Next filler segment is courtesy of Kenny Mayne, about DWtS contestants who can't get over getting kicked out. Followed, of course, by the Lord of the Dance himeself, Michael Flatley. I kinda think he should have performed during Avril's song. All right, that was pretty impressive, no?

Avril comes out again to sing, but this time ousted couple Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas dance along with the song.

Then, some more reveals: Mel B and Maksim are safe, so either Jennie or Helio is out. But first, a commercial break. And the final reveal: Jennie and Derek are out.

So I guess there will not be a Hough sibling dance-off in the finale. Too bad.

Jennie cries.

So what do you think about the final three couples?

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Apparently, in last night's Bachelor finale, Brad chose no one. (I stopped watching that show in about 1982, so I'm out of the loop.)

ABC.com has the exit interviews with the shocked final two, but I'm still searching for video of the actual reveal. (Got links? Leave me a comment!)

Apparently there is a reunion show tonight. I might have to actually tune in for that one.

Did anyone catch the "shocking finish"? 

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Categories: Bachelor/Bachelorette
        

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars, the dancers get to choose their favorite ballroom style as well as favorite Latin dance.

First are Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts. They've chosen the quickstep and the mambo, and they are working to amp up the "content" singe they got dinged by the judges for this the past couple of weeks. They quickstep to "Good Morning to You." It's as cheery and energetic as the song and seems to be more content-filled. But let's see what the judges think. Len Goodman says Marie brings so much joy and entertainment to the show and that he thought that was perfect. Bruno Tonioli says it's "Marie Osmond gone Hollywood classic." Carrie Ann Inaba says she did add way more content, and that she didn't miss a single step. Scores: 10-10-9, for a 29/30. And that 9 brings huge boos from the audience.

Mel B and Maksim are doing the paso doble and the Viennese waltz as their two dances for the evening. She says she chose the waltz because she thought they could do it better. The Spice Girls think they are going to do great (are you shocked)? They start with the Viennese waltz to Queen's "Somebody to Love." It's definitely not lacking content -- the dance is filled with some amazing moves, including a set of dragged splits all the way across the floor. Bruno says it was fast, precise and sexy; "I've never seen a sexy Viennese waltz before," he adds. Carrie Ann says she had chills the whole time and says that they moved as one. Len says there was great movement and excellent choreography. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30.

Jennie Garth and Derek Hough weren't very confident after last week, but after a trip to Disneyland and a dance with Mickey, Jennie is feeling better. For their first dance, they perform the tango to Fall Out Boy, of course. (I thought it was going to be the Beatles based on the Sgt. Pepper outfits, but what do I know?) They seem to be stepping it up, but let's see what the judges thought. Carrie Ann says she is made of a lot and totally determined and that she was really focused. She adds, though, that she missed a little chemistry. Len says he though there was a lot of chemistry and vibrance and that this was even better than their last tango. Bruno says she was the "red fury" and that Derek's steps were amazing. Scores: 9-10-9, for a 28/30.

Last up for the first round are Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough. He has a surprise for her and introdces her to Rascal Flatts. Then: practice. Their first dance of the evening is the foxtrot. The performance is fun and charming and full of character, gaining them yet another standing ovation. Len says it was fantastic and beautiful. Bruno says he must be a wizard because it's impossible to believe that he hasn't danced before this. "If you don't make the final, I'm going to eat my boot," he adds. Carrie Ann says he looked like a lucky leprechaun in his green suit. She adds that they have added so much polish, and that it was excellent. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30.

Lest we forget, the stars got a Latin master class with Len Goodman, and we see some highlights.

Then Marie and Jonathan return with the mambo. They start out the dance with these ridiculous ruffles on her skirt and his sleeves (seriously, his arms remind me of a Muppet or something), but these get ripped off soon enough. The dance is fun, and Marie has clearly worked on her hip action (what Len talked to her about during the master class), but to me she still looked a little stilted at times. But I can't criticize the close, where she ends up laying across the laps of people in the front row, people whose last name also happens to be Osmond. I hope she warned them. Bruno says it was the most madcap mambo he's ever seen, but he adds that she lost her footing about five times. Carrie Ann says it was so fun, she waiting for the confetti cannon, but adds that the feet were a problem. Len says her "hips were working," and that she has so much energy she could light up Hollywood. Scores: 9-9-9, 27/30, and a 56/60.

Mel and Maks dance the paso doble to the Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction." There's a whip and a maroon velvet body suit and fancy footwork and a whole lot else. Carrie Ann asks how they could top perfection and says the just did. Len says he thought they blundered choosing the paso, but ... and he's clearly about to say that they didn't, but Tom is playing with Mel's whip from the intro, and everyone gets goofy, and suddenly Len starts singing lyrics from Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack": "You can whip me if I misbehave ..." Well, that was disturbing. Finally, he gets to the point: "that was fantastic." Bruno: "Mel B is satisfaction guaranteed. ... You are a star!" Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30, and a total 60/60.

Then out come Jennie and Derek for the cha cha. They dance to "Mustang Sally," and Jennie seems to have loosened up even a little more. Len says she has developed so much as a dancer since her cha cha in episode one. Bruno: "Yummy Jennie, you've done it, you've got the star power!" Derek does his creepy lift her off the ground thing and she shrieks. Carrie Ann: "WORK! IT! OUT!" Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30, for a 58/60.

Last are Helio and Julianne with the cha cha. (Sibling dance off!) They dance to "Love Rollercoaster," and it just doesn't quit. They are so all over the place and unreal. Bruno says they take us on an incredible ride. Carrie Ann: "You're a star, and Julianne, you are mind-boggling out there." Len says whoever doesn't make it to the final, it's a tragedy because everyone has raised the standard this evening. And yet, he says, these two are the standout couple of the night. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30 and a 60/60 for the evening.

Tough one, since the scores are so close. At this point, I think it's just up to voters, and I'm over trying to predict them.

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Guest blogger John-John Williams IV reports:

Ambreal’s nine lives ran out in the last episode and she was finally eliminated. After hovering near the bottom two spots for the past couple of weeks it was time for her to go. Don’t feel too bad for Ambreal. She’s a Howard University grad. She’ll end up just fine. (Real objective….)

Anywho, this was the crash and burn episode.

Heather had serious problems reciting a few words during a fashion show and was completely horrible. Lisa was also a mess. It was hard to watch both girls. They have such a presence, yet they are so lack in self-confidence. I think that both girls need to relax a bit, and believe in themselves. (Check out the video and watch the girls crash and burn.)

Maybe our pair of self-esteemers need to steal whatever is running through Saleisha’s veins. The girl is not lacking in self-confidence. That inner-strength is helping her win challenges. Just look at how she tore up that runway in the most recent show. She did a good job delivering her little speech and she was on fire when she worked that runway.

The contestants then went to the desert for a photo shoot a la Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

The most important thing was the judge’s reactions to the girls this week.

They were almost in total agreement about giving Ambreal the boot. They were also pretty high on Jenah and Saleisha. Bianca got some good comments.

The girls also found out that they are heading to China. That should be interesting. I never really associated China and couture. Oh well… The previews forecast more problems for Heather and Lisa during their CoverGirl shoot.

Speaking of CoverGirl… Did anyone catch Jaslene’s most recent CoverGirl commercial. The commercial included clips of Last year’s Top Model winner signing autographs at Wal-Mart!!!! What the heck was that about? A Top Model should be endorsing Chanel, and Cavalli, not the low, low prices of cheese and crackers. Call me a snob if you want. I’ll just call myself right.

Keep catwalking!!!!! 

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I hate when I come home to a show already in progress (or, in this case, almost over) and turn on the TV, ready to power up the DVR and start from the beginning, and the first thing I see is the interview with the person who got kicked off.

That's what happened to me last night -- and yes, I know, user error for not noticing the time! But it was hard to get too involved in the episode when I already knew the outcome: that Frosti would be going home.

I mean, it was sure to happen, especially after he started his weird flirty friendship with Courtney. But I still thought Erik was in more danger, at least at the beginning. And surely Peih Gee would have been out after her fight with James if not for immunity.

The immunity challenge was a mean one. Not the actual challenge, but that if people felt safe, they could eat cheeseburgers and fries instead of taking part. Only Peih Gee, Erik, Frosti and Amanda chose to play, so they had to watch the stuffing of faces while trying to concentrate on the challenge. Mean! But that's how it goes sometimes.

So Frosti is out. It's looking less and less like anyone is going to pull a coup or rearrange alliances.

However, the show did end with host Jeff Probst cryptically saying that things weren't over and they still had business to attend to at tribal council. So who knows what will happen next?

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So what did you think of last night's Project Runway?

I like our snarky local guy, Christian, who impressed the judges with his bold and trendy outfit. And I wasn't surprised at all that Simone ended up being auf-ed -- bad construction, boring design and two pieces that the judges thought made it look like the model "got dressed in the dark"? Yes, even over Elisa, who, while clearly nutty and living in her own world, at least sewed like crazy.

Meanwhile, fashion reporter Tanika White reports:

Many of Christian's former instructors at Baltimore School for the Arts gathered at the Pikesville home of his former drawing teacher last night to cheer on their local star. There were snacks and champagne, wine and other goodies, as Christian moved confidently through the first episode.
According to Stephen Kent, head of the visual arts department at the school, Christian's confidence is not a put-on for the cameras. That's how he always is.

"Oh absolutely," Kent says. "He's always been just very quick and very confident."

What he hasn't always been is so technically sound, Kent says.

"The show that he did here as a senior was very good, but the one thing that concerned me was the construction," says Kent. "I don't know anything about fashion, but I know when something is well made. And so I was real curious to see what he's learned where that's concerned, as fas as sewing and construction goes. And I was really impressed with how that came together. And they (the judges) even commented on that on the show. They said it was well-constructed. So I said, 'Thank God!'"

His instructors were sure Christian would win the challenge -- even taking friendly bets that he would beat out the other contestants. Even though he didn't win, the teachers screamed and whooped and hollered when he wasn't voted off. "We carried on," Kent says.

The show's judges did seem very impressed with Christian's Euro-style plaid jacket with puffed sleeves and collar.

Michael Kors called the jacket-and-skirt combo, "quirky, tailored. It's not just another dress." Guest judge Monique Lhullier was pleased with Christian's "pleating, tucking and twisting." And Nina Garcia, of Elle magazine, said the whole look was very polished.

Christian himself seemed surprised that the jacket turned out as well as it did.

"The jacket fit her (the runway model) so well; I don't know how that happened," he said on the show. But he admitted, "I felt really accomplished."

And well he should. We can't wait to see what he does next episode!

Classic Christian quote of the episode: "I think there's some hand-sewn crap up in here."
 

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The newest season of Project Runway debuts tonight at 10 on Bravo, and this season features a local contestant, Baltimore School for the Arts grad Christian Siriano. You can read more about him in this story by Sun fashion writer Tanika White.

I can't wait. I love this show because it puts these wildly creative people under pressure, and you never know what they will come up with.  

(Photo courtesy of Bravo)

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It's another Dancing With the Stars results show, and it's lots of filler, not all killer.

The performance by Gloria Estefan, however, is pretty great. As is Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough's reprisal of last night's quick-step.

Then, the first team to find out they are safe is, of all people, Marie and Jonathan. Which means that someone who doesn't deserve to go home is going to go home. Way to go, voters!

Next, choreographer Fatima Robinson and a few other dancers come out for the week's "stars of dance" performance. It drives me crazy how many weird camera cuts they do that only halfway show the supposed centerpiece of the performance. They do that during almost all of these. Anyway, this is a hip-hop performance that is considerably more edgy than what usually makes it on the air on this show (though the dancers are far more clothed than most of the DWtS women).

Then we get quick bios on the pros. (So quick that I'm not going into the details.)

Gloria comes back out for an explosive performance of "Conga," along with some professional dancing. "Conga" is always fun.

Next, it's time for another reveal, and the dialogue is priceless. Tom Bergeron: "Jennie and Derek, last night Bruno thought your jive was limp, but did his comments stiffen your public support?" Samantha Harris: "Cameron and Edyta, last night your Viennese waltz charmed the judges, but have you waltzed safely tonight?" Tom: "You can tell there is a writers' strike, can't you?" Ha! Anyway, the second safe couple is Helio and Julianne.

After the break, Mel and Maks are revealed to be safe. Tom reminds us that this doesn't necessarily mean that Cameron and Jennie were the bottom two, but one is going home. Going home are: Cameron and Edyta.

What do you think about that?

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Tonight on Dancing With the Stars, the dancers will be taking on two performances yet again.

First up are Jennie Garth and Derek Hough. They have to do the jive and the foxtrot. To build her confidence, Derek brings in Richard Simmons (YES, RICHARD SIMMONS) to cheer her on and talk her up. That was bizarrely touching and weird at the same time. I am flummoxed. Anyway, they jive first. They have energy and sequins to spare. (Does anyone else find Derek to be overly touchy-feely with Jennie a lot of the time? It kind of weirds me out.) Len Goodman says he isn't sure that jive is enough to get her into the semifinal. Bruno Tonioli says the jive is very, very precise, but that she was "a bit limp." Carrie Ann Inaba says she applauds her emotional journey, but she really has to watch her posture and footwork. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30.

Cameron Mathison and Edyta Sliwinska prepare for the Viennese waltz and cha-cha, with the former first. Their dance is flowy and the music is kind of magical and dissonant. Bruno says it was majestic and he was like a "gray albatross." Carrie Ann says she really loved it and thought it was very beautiful. Len says the lack of bow tie and the chest hanging out is getting on his nerves. He says once he got into his hold, he grew to love it more and more. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30.

Marie Osmond and Jonathan Roberts practice the rumba and the jive. Marie says she is doing this for her father, who passed away last week. Their rumba is ... OK. Carrie Ann says what she does, she does so well, but that at this stage they need a little more aggression and that Jonathan should step up the choreography. Len says her hip action went on strike with the writers and that "you are supposed to be a young couple," which draws boos. He closes with the fact that he liked it. Bruno says they need more and that she can do it. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30.

Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough practice with the help of a "pit crew" Julianne put together for him. Their first dance is the paso doble, which is passionate and intense. So intense that something flew off one of their costumes. Len says the cape work was amazing and that it was a "good job." Bruno says, "The polish has been applied, and the mission has been accomplished." Carrie Ann says she liked his authentic intensity and his attention to detail. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30.

Mel B and Maks are assigned the mambo and tango for this week. Their first dance is the tango, to "Personal Jesus." They seem to have captured the passion they were going for in practice, but I don't know about finesse, let's go to the judges. Bruno says no one would dare mess with her after this. Carrie Ann says it was strong and powerful, but this one "didn't feel completely convincing to me." Len says her footwork were amazing this time, but her shoulders were coming up. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30.

Jennie and Derek are next with the foxtrot. Their dance is charming and sweet, and Jennie's daughter looks thrilled. Carrie Ann says she already improved her posture, but that she still needs to stop leading with her chin, but it was "very nice." Len says she came back stronger after her criticism in round one and he was very impressed. Bruno says she looks like Veronica Lake, but she still doesn't quite unleash her star power. Scores: 9-9-8, for a 26/30, and a total 50/60.

Cameron and Edyta perform the cha-cha, to the Rolling Stones, of course. Their dance seems technically good, but the music was such a weird fit that I didn't really get it. Len says he didn't find it terrible, but it was a little like "painting by numbers." He says it was wooden and lacked a naturalness. Bruno agrees, saying it was too stiff for a cha cha. Carrie Ann says she enjoys watching him dance, but that he needs to work on how he moves from form to form. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30, which is a total 51/60.

Marie and Jonathan's second dance is the jive. They are dressed like cowboys, which makes their dance feel like a line dance (and it features one awkward split from Marie). Bruno says it was cute and fun and a good performance, but there wasn't enough jive steps in it. Carrie Ann says she liked the tribute to country, but she agrees there wasn't enough jive. Len says the jive is fun and she came out and gave them fun. Scores: 8-9-8, for a 25/30, for a total 49/60.

Helio and Julianne perform the quick step, and it lives up to its name -- they are all over the stage, having a great time and dancing well. Although I don't think that Julianne was supposed to get dropped all the way to the ground at the end, based on her expression. Carrie Ann: "YAYYYYYY!" Len says he was like a giant dancing banana (he is wearing a crazy yellow suit). Bruno says he has the "finishing line in sight." The crowd, by the way, is going, uh, bananas. Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30, and a total 57/60.

Mel and Maks are last, performing the mambo. Their dance is cheeky and fast a precise and fun. Len says it was so hot, he's surprised the smoke alarm didn't go off. Bruno says it was "full on, unashamed flirtatious fun." Carrie Ann says Maks looks like he is having fun dancing with Mel, so it seems like they are bringing more to the floor. Scores: 9-10-10, for a 29/30, giving them a total 56/60.

I think Marie should be out, but I wonder whether she will get sympathy votes. Who knows? I've given up figuring out the voting public.

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Watching Thursday's Survivor: China, all I could think was, was Jean-Robert paying attention last week?

I know that, like Jaime, he had to assume that the wood piece he found was the hidden immunity idol, but he never seemed to question that what he had was the idol -- despite seeing host Jeff Probst toss her "idol" into the fire at the previous tribal council.

Anyway, for some reason, he thought he had it made -- until Erik told him that James already had the two idols. That made me sad because by that point I was really looking forward to Jean-Robert making the exact same boneheaded move that Jaime did.

But he didn't, and yet he is out, and I am glad. Because the self-proclaimedpoker-playing "bad boy" has been bugging me for weeks, and I didn't even have to live with him.

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From guest blogger John-John Williams IV:

Last night, the beauties were on the set of an Enrique Iglesias music video.

I was surprised that the girls showed as much self-restraint as they did. When Tyson Beckford was on a couple weeks ago, the girls went goo-goo over the male model (see video above). 

Anywho … the girls were on the set of Enrique’s new video and were asked to portray vampire-like characters. Heather and Lisa shined. Ambreal was too “hoochie,” according to Tyra. Jenah was disastrous. Chantal and Sarah fizzled. 

There was a “scary” moment during the filming of the video. Heather had a Marie Osmond moment, and passed out. Turns out she was overworked and needed some rest. Heather got some liquids and rebounded. Once again she did a great job. Heather is really a contender to take this thing…

In the end Sarah was out. The judges essentially thought that she had the Goldilocks syndrome. Sarah was too small to be a plus-sized model and too big to be a traditional runway model. Poor Sarah simply could not get her body just right.  

When Sarah was eliminated she sobbed uncontrollably for what seemed like a television eternity. Felt kind of bad for her.

Sarah’s departure leaves the America’s Next Top Model House with seven contenders: Ambreal, Bianca, Chantal, Heather, Jenah, Lisa and Saleisha.

Who do you think has the best chance at winning this thing?

Keep catwalking!!!!!

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So there were some performances by LeAnn Rimes, some breakdancing, and a lot of montages on tonight's Dancing With the Stars.

But what you really want to know is who is going home, and the answer is Jane Seymour.

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Just came across this story on the wire -- George Osmond, father of Marie, Donny and more, passed away today at age 90.

According to the story, it's as yet unclear whether Marie Osmond will be on tonight's live Dancing With the Stars show. 

Read more here.  

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On this episode of Dancing With the Stars, the stars will take on two full dances.

Helio and Julianne are doing the tango and the samba. First up is the tango. Len Goodman says he loves Helio's jacket. Then he adds that he had passion and attack, but he didn't have "one heel-lead." Bruno Tonioli says they went for it like "thunder and lightning" but that this required more polish. Carrie Ann Inaba: "I liked it." She adds that it was a nice twist on a tango. Scores: 9-8-8, for a 25/30. Then host Samantha Harris plays the guilt card: "The reason that Sabrina isn't here this week is because you didn't vote." Host Tom Bergeron: "Global warming? Also your fault."

Marie and Jonathan have the cha-cha and the quickstep, the latter of which they do first. It's fun and energetic and works great with the song "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy," and it ends with Marie giving Len a big lipstick-filled kiss. Bruno says she "raised the roof ... when you get it right, you do get it right." Carrie Ann says they are looking for the details, and it was wonderful. Len also loved it. Scores: 10-9-9, for a 28/30.

Mel B and Maksim are next with the foxtrot (their second dance being the paso doble). They glide all over the floor, and it ends with Mel hugging Tom. Carrie Ann says it felt a little out of sync. Len says the footwork wasn't great, but it was still enjoyable. Bruno says she performed it well, but the footwork needed "a little bit of finesse." So, they all agree. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30. Samantha gives another guilt trip about voting.

Jane and Tony have the quickstep and cha-cha. They will quickstep to "Walk the Line," and who knew that Jane Seymour and her husband were really great friends with Johnny and June Carter Cash? But they have home videos to prove it! Len says she has elegance and grace, but they had "total lack of body contact throughout the dance" and some bad footwork at times. Bruno says the details needed some work. Carrie Ann says she thinks the technique is fine, but at this point, she needs to excite the judges more. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30.

Jennie and Derek have to do the rumba and the Viennese waltz. They start with the waltz, which is flowy and lovely. (Got to mention, though, that there seem to be some camera issues -- a camera guy runs through a shot, and then there are a couple of jerky moves. Very odd.) Bruno says when she gets it right, she is "absolutely great," and that she needs to work on sustaining it all the way through the dance. Carrie Ann says she feels like they took two steps back from last week and that she had some broken lines. Len says there wasn't enough Viennese waltz in hold in the choreography. Scores: 8-8-9, for a 25/30.

Cameron and Edyta have the quickstep for the ballroom round and jive for later. It's speedy, but includes a flip that has to be a lift, and one little bobble. Carrie Ann asks if Cameron had a Red Bull before he started. She says it was a little wild and out of control. Len: "Superman, you've got to calm down." He says he didn't like the beginning or the middle or the finish. Bruno says he has to get it together. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30.

After the first round, Marie and Jonathan are at the top, and three couples are at the bottom with 24. Now, Latin round:

Helio and Julianne dance the samba. They have energy and hip action to spare. Bruno: "That's what I like to see!" Carrie Ann says this is his strong point, and he needs to stick with it. Len: "Just because you come from Brazil doesn't mean you are going to be good at the samba just like just because you come from Texas doesn't mean you're going to be a good president." "There goes the visa," Bruno says. "It was fantastic," Len continues. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30, and a 52/60 total.

Marie and Jonathan dance the cha-cha to "Venus." Carrie Ann says she found the perfect tone, but "there wasn't quite enough content at this point in the season." Len calls it a good effort. Bruno liked the character but that she peaked earlier. Scores: 8-8-8, for a 24/30 and a total of 52/60.

Mel and Maks are next with the paso doble to En Vogue's "Free Your Mind." It's aggressive and passionate. Len says it had everything in it (including the passion, the aggression). Then he is speechless. Bruno: "That was an adrenaline-charged dominatrix!" Carrie Ann says, "I think you just kicked some serious booty." Scores: 10-10-10, for a 30/30 and a total 54/60.

Jane and Tony perform the cha-cha. Bruno calls it a well-executed, well-placed cha-cha. Carrie Ann says she did very well, but she wanted to see a hair more from this "dainty, delicate dancer." Len says she needs to come out and give them a few fireworks, but it was good. Scores: 8-9-9, for a 26/30, for a total 50/60.

Jennie and Derek come out to dance the rumba. As much as she talks about nerves, she hasn't been showing it on the dance floor lately. Carrie Ann says she came back strong and graceful. Len liked the mix of steps. He adds that the only person who isn't convinced she's a great dancer is Jennie herself. Bruno says it was the best dance she's done. Scores: 9-9-10, for a 28/30 and a total 53/60.

Last are Cameron and Edyta, with the jive. It's quick and fun and they do a lot of jumping. Len says he was fantastic, especially for his height. Bruno said it had more kicks than a rodeo. Carrie Ann says he has become a really fine dancer. Scores: 9-9-9, for a 27/30 and a total 51/60.

So Mel and Maks come out of this episode on top. Wonder if this riles up the people who thought it was a "good riddance" that Sabrina Bryan got sent home last week. I think Mel might have some dance training in her background. For the record, some dance background doesn't bother me, as long as it's not ballroom, but as we learned after last week's results show, not everyone believes the same.

I'm ready to say goodbye to Jane. She seems like a lovely person, but without the fireworks the judges are requesting, I'm finding her delicate dancing a tad boring. That's just my opinion, though. What's yours?

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From guest blogger John-John Williams IV:

Last week’s episode was kind of a bust!

Instead of airing the episode that was alluded to the week before – the one of the contestants passing out during the taping of a music video -- an episode that recapped the first quarter of the season took its place.

The recap episode revealed a few things:  

1. Jenah chipped her tooth while swimming in the pool.

2. Chantal and Bianca got into an altercation.

3. Heather and – wait for it – Bianca got into an altercation.

4. Jenah is a little bit of a practical joker.

5. Ebony is truly crazy. Wait, we already learned that from her suicide mission two weeks ago!

I included a clip of Bianca's antics, Saleisha's stress, Ebony's craziness, and Jenah's prank against Sarah.

Anywho, I was talking about Top Model with a few of my friends the other night. After commenting on what a fool Ebony was for sacrificing herself, several names popped up as the top contender this year.

One friend thought that Chantal and Sarah had the best shots at the top prize. Another said Heather was going to sit atop the heap of models.

My money is on Jenah and Lisa. Jenah takes great photos. She might not be all that polished during judging, but her photos have been fierce. Lisa also takes good photos. I think that Lisa has more potential to get better as the competition goes on. That is not a good sign for the other contestants. 

I know we are a few months away from the season finale, but I wanted to know your favorites.

We’ll catch up after the next episode this Wednesday at 8 p.m. on the CW.

Keep catwalking!!!

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All right, I'm still running behind. I haven't seen last night's Amazing Race premiere yet, and Dancing With the Stars is currently being pre-empted in my household by this painful Ravens-Steelers game. At least it's not a shutout!

Anyway, as promised, I did finally get caught up with Survivor: China. And it's been nutty lately. Two episodes ago, James got kidnapped back to his old tribe, and Todd suggested James give the clue to the hidden immunity idol to him, promising he'd protect him. So they hatched a plan in which James would get the idol, go back to his tribe, throw the immunity competition, his tribe would vote for him, he'd play the idol, and Jaime would go home.

But the challenge was the gross food one, and it threw people off big time. James' tribe won, and Todd's tribe was stuck with no immunity idols and having to vote someone out. They ended up voting out Sherea, which was hardly a shock. Somewhat shocking was Sherea's exit interview, in which she claimed that she was getting kicked out because she was such a threat. Um, no.

Despite all that, my favorite moment of the episode two weeks ago was Courtney openly laughing at John-Robert during tribal council when he claimed that he wasn't well-liked because he was a "bad boy." "Bad boy" is yet another one of those labels that you just cannot bestow upon yourself. Especially if you seem like an insecure, oblivious dork. Not to put too fine of a point on it.

But anyway ... on to last Thursday's episode.

James, having returned to his tribe, went on a mission to get the hidden idol from his camp. He didn't get a lot of alone time and ended up hiding the real idol and dropping the other side of the icon, which was not the idol, on the ground and not having a chance to pick it up.

Later, Jaime found the blank icon and started to suspect that it could be the idol. She even looked through James' stuff (tsk, tsk) and found the other idols but didn't look at them closely enough to determine that the difference was that the real ones said, "Congratulations, you have found the immunity idol," or something like that.

James later noticed that the blank icon was gone and started to hope against hope that one of the other people mistakenly thought it was the idol and that they would play it at tribal council. And he was absolutely hilarious in his hopes.

Next, merge! And there was a feast and cultural entertainment and then an immunity challenge, which Frosti won after answering enough questions correctly about what happened at the feast.

I'm just trying to get to tribal council. John-Robert was a jerk, there was much posturing, votes were cast. Then, Jaime came forward and played the blank icon. Jeff basically said, "sorry," and then literally threw it into the fire. Ow. Then he counted the votes, and Jaime was out.

Look, just watch the video! It's longish, but it's totally worth it!

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It's been a doozy of a week around here, and I'm embarrassed to admit I'm behind on Survivor and just about everything else except for DWtS. I'm going to try to get caught up Sunday since I'm out of town the next couple of days.

But updates are in the works, I promise! 

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