Least shocking news ever: Creepy Lt. Andy Baldwin and his supposed beloved Tessa Horst from the last season of The Bachelor have called off their engagement.

I'll wait while you pick yourself up off the floor.

Yawn. I'd be more surprised if one of these relationships actually did work out.

This news got me to thinking about Age of Love and whether Amanda and Mark are still together. According to this interview, it's a yes, at least for now. (My favorite part of the interview is when they ask how she feels about all the controversy about her win -- all the people who think it shouldn't have been her. I read that question and was shocked that anyone actually cared that much about this show.)