Last night, ABC wrapped up its military-themed Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman with predictable results. Naval Academy grad Lt. Andy Baldwin proposed to the final bachelorette in a full-on cheese landslide. In keeping with other 'Bachelor' bondings, I have a feeling that they may not last beyond today's network-mandated Good Morning America appearance.

SPOILER ALERT: (Don't say I didn't warn you.) Yeah, so the prim-and-proper brunnette chick (Tess, the social worker) got the ring and the feisty blonde (Bevin) was sent packing. Blondes have more fun, but they sure don't win romance-themed reality shows. Read more here: Zap2it's recap of 'The Bachelor' finale.