Host Ryan Seacrest starts tonight's American Idol by coming out on stage wearing a wig styled like Sanjaya's strange hairdo from last night. Sanjaya is dying laughing in the audience, and the judges look horrified.

We'll skip the montage from last night and the "music video" aka commercial.

Blake Lewis is safe.

LaKisha Jones is safe.

Phil Stacey is in the bottom three.

Melinda Doolittle is safe. She and Chris Richardson have a cute moment after that.

Chris Richardson is safe after being in the bottom three last week.

Sanjaya Malakar is safe. WHAT? Sigh.

Haley Scarnato is in the bottom three.

Jordin Sparks is safe.

Chris Sligh and Gina Glocksen have to wait a while to find out whether they are safe. Of course.

Besides the break, they also have to wait through Gwen Stefani and Akon's performance of "The Sweet Escape." I think Gwen forgot her pants! And Akon's are falling off! But otherwise fun, of course. Gwen announces that her tour will be starting April 21.

Gina Glocksen is safe.

Chris Sligh is in the bottom three.

Ryan reveals that Phil is safe after faking out Haley. Simon says he thinks Chris is out, and the other two won't give their opinion.

And going home is: Chris Sligh. Aww, sad, he's witty! As he's singing out and hugs the other contestants, he tells Phil Stacey: "You owe me 50 bucks!" Heh, funny till the end. Bye, Chris!