This is Steeler week, meaning that emotions run high and common sense runs short. An ideal time, in other words, to compare and contrast two of the lowliest beers associated with these two towns -- Baltimore's National Bohemian and Pittsburgh's Iron City.
Price: Both are cheap. Not inexpensive; cheap. Natty Boh is cheaper.
I bought a six-pack of Natty Boh cans for $3.30 at the Wine Source in Hampden; that is, 55 cents a can. I bought a 30-pack of Iron City at Wells Liquors on York Road for $18.99. (This was the only available package in the store as the six-pack of bottles was sold out. Fresh supplies are on order.) This works out to 63 cents a can.
Color: Advantage, Iron City.
Natty Boh is an extremely pale yellow. Iron City is described by its fans as golden. To me, it looked like a Dollar Store yellow.
Aroma: Tie.
Natty Boh: Oh-so-faint aroma of hops. Iron City: faint aroma of spilled beer.
Taste (performed while blindfolded, eyes covered with a "terrible napkin"): Advantage, Natty Boh by default.
Natty Boh: Very little body, but no foul aftertaste. Iron City: Very little body, but foul aftertaste.
Aesthetics: Tie.
A difficult subject to address when talking about these two canned beers. but we shoulder on.
Natty Boh: Good slogan -- "From the Land of Pleasant Living." Gains points for the handsome mustachioed Mr. Boh on the can. Loses points for leaving town, like the Colts. The Natty Boh in cans is now brewed in Eden, N.C., and the beer in bottles is brewed in Wilkes Barre, Pa.
Iron City: Good slogan -- "Official beer of the Pittsburgh Nation." The shiny can does look "steely." But it is made of aluminum, and when emptied, in keeping with the tradition of the Pittsburgh nation, it should be crushed on the forehead.
So, in my opinion, Iron City is the more terrible of the two because it has a foul aftertaste, while Natty Boh has almost no taste.
Your views on these two?