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August 20, 2010

At last! Septimius The Great has arrived!

Septimius The GreatSILENCE!

All hail the glorious arrival of Baltimore emperor/hip-hop champion/fashion icon, the legendary Septimius The Great! (Make sure you wear headphones when you click on that link.)

In case you weren't aware, he is almost 2,000 years old. He sits on a throne of naked people. He raps in slow motion. He cannot be defeated.

Behold, his glorious introductory rap:

He is known for being successful
and defeating them all
During the year of the five emperors,
he was the last one standing tall.

Septimius!

He has reigned superior,
and his legacy is here to stay.
He’s almost 2000 years old
and has reinvented himself today ...

He is here to erect
A new city to call home
Septimius presents
The new city of Rome.

septimius the greatThis is a new world
Of love, fashion and lust
You will find this new sound
To be exciting
And a must.

So lend me your mind
Body and ear
Without further adieu,
The new Rome
Is here.

Septimius will blind you with fashion, and crush you with his deadly rhymes.

All shall bow before the might and splendor of Septimius the Great!

(Photos by Robert Mercer Jr. Photograpy)


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Posted by Sam Sessa at 8:30 AM | | Comments (13)
Categories: Local music
        

Comments

REALLY? REALLY?

Really.

no really? Like really really???

I think I'll start StyleWarz again & have this dude as the feature!!! LMAO

*slow clap* bravo, Septimius. Brav. O.

P- according to google dude did Artscape this year. Don't know how I missed it.

Definitely gonna see if this guy wants to play a show with The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad

Tif, You didn't miss it. Because its here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmm4Z4WKrqU&feature=player_embedded#!

I can't believe Sam found the end of the internet, and the end of the internet is Septimus. Damn you Sessa, I've been searching for years!

All hail!
Where have I seen this guy? Oh yeah, sitting on a throne of shrimp at Milan. Actually it was a giant shrimp made of shrimp diving into a pool of shrimp.

lol @ Rube. Nikc- thanx for the link *sigh

I love this new sound and look. Finally Prince has been reinvented in 2010. I would love to see his show in person. I checked out his website and he is scheduled to perform everywhere and his music has now gone worldwide.

Check out Septimius The Great updates on his website. This guy is everywhere and his music is growning worldwide. Hope to see him and DMFS performing on the same show.

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About Erik Maza
Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "simulated sex with a potted palm tree." Before The Sun, he was a reporter at the Miami New Times. He's also written for Miami magazine, the Orlando Sentinel, the Sarasota Herald Tribune and the Gainesville Sun. Got tips? Gripes? Pitches? He's reachable at erik.maza@baltsun.com. Click here to keep up with the dumb music he's listening to.

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