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May 28, 2010

The Latin Bar Crawl, in all its glory

RUMBA RUMBA RUMBAHola and good morning, Midnight Sunners.

I have news to share. Good news. News of the Latin variety.

The Upper Fells Latin Bar Crawl was a serious fiesta. Our mission: To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly gringo where few had gone before. Dig the story here.

Our first stop was Rumba (pictured). If I owned this place, I would promptly change its name to the Rumba Clumba. But that's just me.

I've already written about Rumba's epic urinal. The rest of the place was pretty wack too ...

A couple customers stood near the far right, and, at the far left, a guy had his head resting on the bar and his hand on a bottle of beer. I hoped he was sleeping, and not quietly sobbing to himself. Next to him, someone sang karaoke, but Mr. Head-On-Bar didn't budge.

arizonaThere was a Coke machine -- the first Coke machine I've seen inside a bar -- which sold cans of soda for a tidy sum of $1.50. Lordy!

None of the bartenders we encountered spoke much English, and none of us spoke much Spanish, which made ordering anything but beer nearly impossible at any of these places.

Our favorite of the three bars we hit up was Arizona, at the corner of South Broadway and East Lombard Street. The DJ was spinning everything from Jay-Z to South American oom-pah accordion jams.

At least once every 30 seconds, he would hit a sound effect button and the sound of an air horn would cut the room like a knife. 

AYOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hee hee. Har har!

Usually, when the Midnight Sons roll into niche bars like these, the bartenders immediately ask for our IDs -- probably because they think we're cops, or liquor board inspectors. We got the stink eye at more than a few Latin joints, but nobody carded us. Maybe they were too afraid of us carding them? Immigration pun!

In all sobriety, we made new friends and chatted up the regulars. It was a blast.

(Baltimore Sun photos by Lloyd Fox)


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Posted by Sam Sessa at 8:36 AM | | Comments (8)
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Comments

immigration pun... ha!

your constant use of "hee hee"... not so funny

You don't like my tribute to Michael Jackson? Fine! I changed it.

Much better. Sounds- er- Reads more manly.

Yay!

I'm guessing the "oompah-accordian jams" was Grupero or Ranchera music. Terrible music which is even worse if you understand the lyrics.

Or norteño or narcocorrido.

AIIIIIRRRRHOOOOORRRRRN

your constant use of "hee hee"... not so funny.

worked for Zonker in the 70's....

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About Erik Maza
Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "simulated sex with a potted palm tree." Before The Sun, he was a reporter at the Miami New Times. He's also written for Miami magazine, the Orlando Sentinel, the Sarasota Herald Tribune and the Gainesville Sun. Got tips? Gripes? Pitches? He's reachable at erik.maza@baltsun.com. Click here to keep up with the dumb music he's listening to.

Midnight Sun covers Baltimore music, live entertainment, and nightlife news. On the blog, you'll find, among other things, concert announcements, breaking news, bars closings and openings, up-to-date coverage of crime in nightlife, new music, round-the-clock coverage of Virgin Mobile FreeFest, handy guides on bars staying open past 2 a.m. on New Year's Eve and those that carry Natty Boh on draft. Recurring features include seven-day nightlife guides, Concert News, guest reviews of bars and concerts, Wednesday Corkboard, and photo galleries, as well as reader-submitted photos. Thanks for reading.
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