Owl Meat's Tipsy Tuesdays: The world's worst bar names
This post doesn't even need an intro. Here's Owl Meat Gravy with another hilarious installment:
We've discussed good and bad bar names in the past.
My faves are Rub-A-Dub Club, The Awesome Zone, ZombieBar, and Xtreme Cilantro. One of my bartender friends named Kyle, a Michigan native and Detroit Red Wings fan, wants to open a bar with three of his friends. The proposed name: Quad Wingers.
Oooo, exquisitely bad name.
Quad Wingers is laughably bad, but there are worse names. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the world's worst bar names. Savor ...
Syphilitic Mike's Old Man Keno Bar
Beers for Fears
Claddagh Pub based on the novel Push by Sapphire
The Barf Trough
Sarah Palin's Tundra from Down Under Gentleman's Club
Urine the Money
Roofie McPervy's Martini Bar
The Corpse You Came In On
Fraulein Thunderkraut's Brew Haus
Ben Roethlisberger's Cozy Corner
You're A Peein' Lounge
Club Crunk & Disorderly
Bad Hygiene Decisions
Dave & Buster & Hitler's
Grand Crud Wine Bar
Lap Dances & Tech Support
Hard *ock Café
L.P. Cleveland Steamers
The Scrote Pit
Flavio's Brazilian Lounge & Wax
Sauerkraut Belch Factory
Jetset Mafia Presents DoucheBar
Please add your own ideas. As a bonus, I will buy a drink for the authors of my favorite submissions at the next Midnight Sun gathering.*
*Rare cognac and Scotch excluded. Void where prohibited. Not valid in American Samoa or the Marshall Islands. Not open to residents of Michigan, ex-girl friends, Red Wing fans, or investors in Quad Wingers. Judging is completely arbitrary and unfair.
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