My new project: "Sheilly Dan," a reality TV show
Attention world: There is a new reality TV show in the works, and it's going to blow your mind.
We're going to call it "Sheilly Dan."
Lookout, Baltimore -- this show is going to drop the awesome bomb. You can't see it, but right now, I'm rubbing my hands together in a decidedly devious way.
Don't hate. Don't doubt. I already spoke with Deacon, who was reluctant at first, but quickly warmed to the idea.
"I don't know, man," he said. "Maybe. Sure." ...
"You gotta get (Michael) Phelps involved," he said.
Yes we do, Dan. And we will. We will.
I haven't approached Dixon's camp with the idea yet, but I'm sure she'll be game.
"Sheilly Dan" is gonna be big. Huge, even. It might even change the world.
Now all I've got to do is get corporate to green light the $1 million needed for production and salaries. That's the least of my worries.
Brace yourselves, Baltimore. "Sheilly Dan" lives.(Photo illustration by J.M. Giordano. Dan Deacon photo by Josh Sisk; Sheila Dixon photo by Kim Hairston)