Lingerie football is coming to Baltimore
Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly gentlemen), let's give a warm welcome to the Baltimore Charm -- the newest branch of the Lingerie Football League.
Read it and rejoice. Or weep, if you're a feminist.
Yes yes, women will soon be playing football in lingerie at 1st Mariner Arena. Tackle football, no less. None of that flag football fluff (insert pun about two-hand touch). The arena is hosting open tryouts 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Sunday.
This is the best thing to happen to women's football since Anita Marks retired. Ba-Zing! ...
I'm not sure what this says about our society (they treat objects like women, man), but I'll tell you this: The Baltimore Charm gets Midnight Sun's Seal of Approval.
Here is a link to a photo gallery where you can peruse images of lingerie-clad football players.
I love this paragraph from Chris Kaltenbach's story:
But this is clearly a league where the double entendre rules. "It's about being on top," one tough-talking player asserts. It's about "pushing myself harder than ever before," promises another. "You break a nail and get right back out there," growls a third. Most of the players, at least those featured on the LFL website, are decidedly thinner and curvier than your standard-issue NFL-type.
The home opener is Oct. 1 against Tampa Breeze and the finale is Nov. 5 against Orlando Fantasy.
Any Midnight Sunners wanna try out?
(Photos from our photo gallery)