Just say no to wimpy hand dryers
In a neighborhood where nearly every other bar has a super heavy duty XLerator hand dryer, Pub Dog is woefully behind the times.
Have you been in Pub Dog's bathroom lately?
Everything is fine (cramped, but fine) except for the tiny white box-shaped hand dryer. It's pathetic. You put your hands under it and you can barely feel a wisp of warm air.
I could dry my hands faster with a wet nap. Zink!
(I've only been in the men's room, but I assume the women's room looks relatively the same.)
This has got to go. Pronto ...
"Sam, I'm so sorry to have disappointed wet-handed Federal Hillians for so long with my skimpy wimpy blow dryer. I'm going to rip that bugger off the wall today with a sledgehammer and replace it with a gas-powered leaf blower."
Then I say:
"Whoa, Steve, that would be wicked awesome, but you don't need to go that far. An XLerator would do just fine."
Then Steve says:
"You got it, broseph."
Just a thought.(Photo by me)