No vocals? No problem.

Is music without any words any good? I don't see how that's possible. Hee hee.
In this guest column, Owl Meat takes a look at some of the more memorable instrumental tunes from the past few decades:
There is a lot of instrumental music out there, but very few songs break through as hits. It helps if they have a catchword like "tequila" or are linked to something visual, like the opening of Hawaii Five-0, a Pee Wee Herman dance, or hillbilly sodomy.
Here are my wildly subjective highlights:
Most awesome: Edgar Winter Group's "Frankenstein" (1973). Add the visual of a giant albino wearing an early 1970s keyboard synthesizer and it's frothy with awesome.
Goofiest: "Hocus Pocus" by Focus (1971) – Yodeling Dutch dude, gleeful screaming, ah aaaah aaaah aaaaaaaaahhhhhh ...
Best liquor instrumental: "Tequila!" by The Champs (1958). It was a throwaway "B" side for another artist's single. This song survives because Pee Wee Herman did a weird dance to it and its one word lyric is fun to yell in a bar.
Best surf rock: "Hawaii Five-O" by The Ventures (1969). Iconic.
Song most changed by its context in a movie: "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance (1972).
Most catchy/annoying: "Popcorn" by Hot Buttered (1972). Synth-pop is born.
Most brilliant: Jimi Hendricks' version of the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock (1969). Feedback and a screaming guitar becomes a political statement. I just figured that out.
Most pretentious: King Crimson's "Larks' Tongues in Aspic" (1973, 1984, 2000). Robert Fripp's acid trip noise odyssey of beautiful wretched excess. This song was released in three parts over the course of 27 years. Part 1 is trippy excess. Part 2 is droning, rhythmic, atonal, mesmerizing, bordering on industrial. I love it.
The problem with instrumental music is that it's hard to identify songs that don't have a words. I love some of Jeff Beck work, but I have no idea what they are named. Here's one of my favorites: "Cause We've Ended as Lovers" (2007). While Eric Clapton could make his guitar gently weep, Beck's guitar is having a full-on emotional breakdown.
Instrumentals were popular in the 1950s and 1960s, but seemed to peak in the 1970s. Some of those were novelties that capitalized on new electronic techniques and instruments. I can't think of many recent hits, maybe you can.
Did I forget to mention Yanni? Yes I did.
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Comments
Not a lot of columns that start off with "hillbilly sodomy" payoff with a great Jeff Beck song and a Yanni putdown. Bravo, sir.
Posted by: slippery pete | February 11, 2010 2:20 PM
Don't know if it's a hit, but the score Michael Giacchino has written for the TV show LOST is alluring and evocative.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUVPX2U8A7c&feature=related
Posted by: Laura Lee | February 11, 2010 3:35 PM
Larks' Tongues in Aspic is great, but easily over the collective heads of most listeners. The latter two parts were more lack of imagination in titling than extensions of the work. If you really want pretentious I give you ELP's Piano Concerto No. 1 from Works Vol. 1. Allegro Giocoso, indeed.
Posted by: Harper | February 11, 2010 4:15 PM
How many of these come to mind?
Misirlou - Dick Dale
Madison Time - Ray Bryant Combo
Wipe Out - The Surfaris
Take Five - Dave Brubeck Quartet
Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet - Henry Mancini
Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione
Walk, Don't Run - The Ventures
Rise - Herb Alpert
A Taste of Honey - Herb Alpert & the Tijuania Brass
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Ennio Morricone
The Hustle - Van McCoy, it only has a one line chant of "do the Hustle" that's said a couple of times.
Special mentions
Martin Mull's "Dueling Banjos" parody "Dueling Tubas"
"(Let's Dance) The Screw - Parts I & II" - Phil Spector, act label check, The Crystals, and uncredited Phil's lawyer.
Not a hit, not even released beyond DJ copies but very funny story behind it, unless you were his partner Lester Sill.
IRS Records had a sub label called "I.R.S. No Speak"
He (Miles Copeland III*)... wanted to take a poke at New Age Music, stating in the introductory brochure, "It should be apparent that what No Speak isn't is New Age. No Speak eats New Age for breakfast."
Source Wikipedia
* brother of Stewart Copeland of The Police, who released an album on No Speak
Posted by: GDA | February 11, 2010 4:44 PM
Benny Goodman's recording of "Sing, sing, sing" does it for me.
Posted by: Cheap Jim | February 11, 2010 6:35 PM
Spot on, strigine one.
Taste in instrumentals does seem to be the more 'wildly subjective', as these wordless songs furnish more of a blank slate on which we write and recall our mood and memory, often of the first time we heard it: who we were with and what the feeling of that phase was.The very word 'nostalgia' first described the homesickness malady of soldiers who were maddened by the melodies of home, like a siren song compelling a desertion to the past... I'm just sayin-those old tunes really take you back.
Some faves, then:
How flutalicious is Traffic's "Glad", which still gets me all barleycorn? How double t outtasite is "Outa Space" by Billy Preston, (which demands a chaser of "Will it go 'Round in Circles")? What sings me back home like the Allmans' "Jessica", or their "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed"? Enough with the questions.
And of couse what better subject than seduction when you can't find the words;and here I'm not talkin disco trash like "TSOP" by MFSB, but rather the heavy hittin heavy pettin "Foreplay" by Boston , (Jeff)"Beck's Bolero", or the might-as-well-be-instrumental-'cause-it's-in-French "Je t'aime...Moi non plus". Hubba hubba.
For Songbook author Nick Hornby, the Santana instrumental "Samba Pa Ti" was an adolescent's crush: "I was convinced that it described sex." ( I prefer the Sufi swirl of their "Every Step of the Way"-dance until my feet don't touch the ground, indeed.)
Declaring herein the Subjectively Supreme instrumental is (drumroll here, [and not the 'drums/space' Dead dreck for which the FF button was designed]):
Bruce Springsteen's "Summer on Signal Hill" recorded by Clarence Clemons and the Red Bank Rockers ( and originally titled "Now and Forever", according to the geekaustive webinerds @ Springsteenlyrics.com, [subtitled: 'Lebanese tribute to Bruce Springsteen']) ([Enough with the parentheses])
Posted by: allmyinsightsfromretrospect | February 12, 2010 1:24 AM
Ratatat, Daft Punk, Groove Armada, and Steve Reich
Posted by: Shankman | February 12, 2010 8:13 AM
My contract requires that Ubermagen's slo-jam version of the Benny Hill theme song play me onto stage or into any room I enter, along with the release of fourteen doves
Posted by: DJ Superwurst | February 12, 2010 9:56 AM
Any Herb Alpert. I just hit the treasure trove of all the TJ Brass LP's at the Goodwill in Nottingham. Perfect martini/manhattan drinkin' soundtrack.
Everything Burbeck & Bird ever did.
Can I get a Man...Or Astroman?!
Big In Japan has to be the best "mostly instrumental" combo I have ever seen live. I was blown away by the first time I saw them and remain so to this day.
The best description of instrumental music was summed up by the tagline on an old Ultraworld flyer for an event at The Spot years ago:
"Music without words helps yourself think."
Posted by: Odie B | February 12, 2010 11:50 AM
What? No mention of Zappa? Particularly Hot Rats?
Posted by: TheBeav | February 12, 2010 2:56 PM
My goal is always to get you guys to comment and educate the rest of us about what you think is great or bad. At best, I hope to be a lightning rod for your opinions. Mine are quite lame yet my own which makes them uh mine? Rock on.
I just rediscovered my friend Jim Beam who was lost during the blizzard.
Oh my gravy, I should stop typing flurbbity fuh bbibbidityt hamon! etc
Posted by: Owl Meat Goalie | February 12, 2010 11:24 PM
I think your perception of "hits" places its focus too much on "pop" or Billboard 200 hits. Obviously, there are plenty of instrumental "hits" if you focus into the jazz, classical or electronic music genres.
Posted by: Paul Raven | July 26, 2010 10:22 AM
JAZZzzzzzzzz......
Posted by: Snorri | July 26, 2010 3:35 PM