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November 6, 2009

So I got a sample of Usher's new cologne ...

usherR&B star Usher recently released a new cologne called VIP. And guess what? I got a sample of it!!! OMG!!!

Heh.

I've read that wearing this new fragrance is supposed to empower you to be your own VIP. This weekend, I'm going to put that theory to the test.

Either tonight or tomorrow night, I'm going to drench myself in Usher's VIP and try to breeze past the bouncers at one of Baltimore's high-end clubs.

What do you think will happen? 

There's only one way to find out.

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Posted by Sam Sessa at 11:17 AM | | Comments (6)
Categories: Bars & Clubs, Random stuff
        

Comments

In future news, Sam Sessa was thrown out of a high-end club this past weekend. According to the club's bouncer, Mr. Sessa smelled like a turn covered in burnt hair.

Baltimore high-end clubs should NEVER be used in the same sentence. That is a oxymoron. You might want to visit D.C. buddy.

The management at FuL has been alerted to your attempts to gain entry to our HyperLounge and no amount of Eau D'Usher will help you.

And to JC, you are already off the guest list.

Sorry Sam, but Aqua is closed for the season.

Well Sam.. either the bouncers will pass out as you pass by... or, you will notice a wide empty circumference around your being for the night, and it won't be your shadow or an eclipse.. These are my guesses..

BTW, most women do not like guys drenched or even remotely scented in cologne.. if we dig a guy, it's the way he naturally smells that's key.. jus' sayin'.. =)

@bryanintowson: I think the only hyperlounge aka hyperdive bar in smalltimore is Finns or maybe Claddagh's. If I want to visit something upscale in smalltimore I go to Towson Mall lol.

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Erik Maza is a features reporter at the Baltimore Sun. He writes for several sections of the Sun paper and contributes weekly columns on music and nightlife. He also writes and edits the Midnight Sun blog. He often covers entertainment, business, and the business of entertainment. Occasionally, he writes about Four Loko, The Block, the liquor board, and those who practice "simulated sex with a potted palm tree." Before The Sun, he was a reporter at the Miami New Times. He's also written for Miami magazine, the Orlando Sentinel, the Sarasota Herald Tribune and the Gainesville Sun. Got tips? Gripes? Pitches? He's reachable at erik.maza@baltsun.com. Click here to keep up with the dumb music he's listening to.

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