What they should have done with Canton Arts and Entertainment
I have a most excellent bar concept I would like to share with you, dear readers.
Dig it: Instead of the ultra-lame "Canton Arts and Entertainment," the folks who opened the new Boston Street spot should have names it Canton Arts and Entertainment Corp. Then, everything inside would be just like corporate offices were in the 1980s ...
All the servers would wear suits, and the female servers would wear those jackets with shoulder pads in them. And they'd all have classic corporate passive aggressive attitudes. Example:
Customer: Hey, can you bring me another glass of water when you get the chance?
Server: Oh, I'm sorry, I just don't think we're going to be able to make that happen for you.
Customer: What? I just want another glass of water.
Server: Yeah, no, that's just not feasible right now. Thanks.